Re: The Wise Collection.

by **Orwell** Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:51 pm

Oh happy day! Wisey's chldren are home again! cheers

by Saradoc Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:55 pm

Amazing poetry here, for sure! But oh, so many to read! This must be an archive of a life's work! Smile

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:02 pm

The good thing about is we can copy new Channelings as they arise into this tome of Channeling. Very Happy

by **Orwell** Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:05 pm

Orwell is not Chief Channeller of Forumshire for nothing. Channeling, he tells me, is easier than writing poetry. It's plagiarism of sorts - channeling material from the "Nether", as he calls it. Novices like me would call it "cheating". Very Happy

Sorry Petty - we posted together again... Shocked

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:10 pm

"Orwell is not Chief Channeller of Forumshire for nothing."

Shocked

Surely you mean Wisey?

by Wisey Banks Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:23 pm

"Oh fiddly dee and fiddly fo,
Everyone makes mistakes, you know!
For late at night the mind is tired,
And brain cells dance the Agog-a-go-go.
And sick Or Well,
The song goes on,
and on and on,
and on and on,
with Ping and Pong, Oko and John,
and good Forumfolk trailing along
for the Hairy Fairy Bing-and-bong!"

From, "The Forgivination of Typological Faults and other Various Errings":- Edward Lear.

Wisey Banks

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:29 pm

I'll happily put up with any typographical errors which lead to spontanaeous outbursts of Channeling.

by Eldorion Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:12 pm

Brilliant as ever! I remember the one with me and the pig. Laughing

by Wisey Banks Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:42 pm

Oh we remember - though not in the highest glorion -
The most ancient tale of our Lord Mayor Eldorion,
Who once was known to have converséd with an pig,
An oracular and outspoken pig - but not too big -
And if we can't recall exactly what the Mayor did say,
It might, indeed, be better - by far - that way!

From "The Unsung Songs of Dire Deeds and Derailments," by Anonymous.

Wisey Banks

by Mirabella Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:23 am

Thank goodness. I was wondering where this was, Petty. Better place for Wisey than Wholesome Tales, really... maybe not... he does seem comfortable there too. Very Happy

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:32 am

Actually seems you have your dear Pretty to thank Mirabella- but I am guessing you can do that, um, your own unique way, as I havent seen her for ages and assume she is staying at your pleasure, as it were. Embarassed

by Mirabella Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:36 am

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:38 am

I have no idea what that means and I don't want to know!! Evil or Very Mad

by Mirabella Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:41 am

by **Orwell** Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:42 am

Isn't there some theory that if you put a jelly bean in a jar every time you have... you know.... before marriage... and take one out every time you have... you know... after marriage, you'll never empty the jar? Very Happy

by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:44 am

*puts fingers in ears*
Tra-la-la-tra-lal-la.
I dont need to know that. Thats my sister involved in your unnatural acts (not that she's ever done an act you'd class as natural but still!!).

by odo banks Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:53 am

Yes, those things should be kept private, Mirabella. Primmy and Bella are aghast at your revelations! And Orwell is sitting on the couch with his head in a book, but I know his mind is ticking away, to judge by the surreptious glances he's casting over my Wives! Suspect

by Mrs Figg Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:42 pm

I must admit the poem about the Wolves was very erm,.......thinking....... scratch

.........

.............snarly barky bitey. Very Happy

by **Orwell** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:52 am

Great channelin' that, I reckon... ... ... study

... ... yep, better than anything PJ could come up with. Very Happy

by The Archet Bugle Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:28 pm

A new face in Forumshire brings jellyosity and perplexicality.

The wandrin' minstrel, Spearmate
(name changed to protect the cowardly)
boldly bounced into the land -
with his jib swinging proudly,
avowedly;

Andsick frowned
(his name changed to protect identiity)
thrust up his ears and cried,
I'll face him down conscientiously,
eventually

because his jib
seems to have gone and hypnotized
Mrs Pomegranate (her name changed
to protect the very beautiful,
a Tuscan lass, and yet, no Dame
for ex-change)

he better watch out says old Andsick
else I'll show him the fury of the Ozhobbit
I'll challenge Spearmate unto a duel
yes, with a Holy handgrenade he'll coppit,
I'll lobbit

so beware, be him from Kent or Essex,
for Mrs Pom is his own lucious paramour
he shares his lover with no other hobbit, no,
even if his pendulous jib be one foot four,
it surely can't be more Shocked

"Andsick's (name-altered) Warning"

as channelled by
Wisey Banks

by Pettytyrant101 Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:42 pm

Andsick!

by Mrs Figg Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:44 pm

pendulous gib? The Wise Collection. - Page 3 Happygaze

by **Orwell** Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:20 am

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by The Archet Bugle Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:31 am

AS IF A JIB

As if a jib
however big
was as ardent as an 'eart that loveth?
Swing a jib
as big as big
but True Love swings high above it!

Whosoever's jib
that's overbig
blinds a view of love a'lookin'
lookin' around that jib
oh so big
obscuring his view of her who's cookin'

Down with that jib
with proud big nib
however pridefully it bloweth -
for that pulsing jib
could be as fake as a wig
for all an Ozhobbit do knoweth...

"Andsick's Thoughts and Hopes."

Wisey Banks