Home (a story by Petty)

Insanity.. the perfect defense.

No, just a bit of an idiot. Though I feel for anyone who may try to prove he knows the difference between right and wrong. He was brought up by his Uncle Odo, see, and a clear definition, legal or other, of "right" and "wong" is, iat most just an interesting philosophictopic to Mr Banks, who takes a rather interest in grey (silver ?) areas of the law, and what is provable and what's not. How Mirabella became a Sheriff is an interestng story in itself, as Odo brought his niece up too, and her views are rather black and white. Fascinating, all this legal stuff, Blue.  

My theory on Mirabella is that she rebelled agianst Odo's moral teachings, love of Eru and his, um, unique attitude to how laws effect him.
I mean lets face it if she shacked up with my psychotic sister she must be rebellion against something!

Um.. let's say "legal insanity" then. The two terms aren't necessarily lexically coterminus.

Bi-sexual women, the new Puitans.

And, Blue, no their not... no, not all....


{{{Petty, what the hell is Blue talking about? }}}

{{{{Careful Orwell- I think thats lawyer speak!!! Like orcish but more expensive:pale: }}}}

Orcish?!

That's probably libelous too, but, again, which court in Forumshire would take anything Petty says seriously.

{{{He reads encrypted messages, Petty! A witch! A witch! No, worst still! A Lawyerwitch!!!! }}}

That's not legal is it?

{{{Wait, if it's illegal to read encrypted messages, than what am I doing responding to you? Brb, looking up "sovereign immunity" in my law dictionary.}}}

A lawyer is permitted to read his clients encrypted messages for reasons of expediency under the Forumshire Act of 1601.

1601, Isnt that when they burnt witches ? A thoroughly good ducking, ( I think thats the term,with a D ?) in a pond of wet stuff ? An upsurge of selling brooms took place & Asda had to recall faulty sweepers. In lue of this& the imminent danger of detection we sent ALL our frogs ( with the exception of David Cameron,how did he slip thru ?) to our friendly neighbouring Country....France. On the condition if they sent them back we'd turn them into snails or a packet of Gauloise cigarettes

Actually, that must be the 1601 Unwritten Forumshire Act, the unwritten amended and updated Unwritten Forumshire Act of 1527 (or thereabouts)... Either that, or, like the unwritten Forumshire At of 1527, it doesn't exist at all...

And we don't burn witches in Forumshire, unofficiallly speaking...

Oh no ! Forumshire would not lower its self to such a degredation as that ! hoo hoo No ! I should think here would be a safe haven, If not in the "stinking Bog of sublime Happiness" near Damp Bottom Hole, then you find me er us I mean we or even..maybe ...someone ? would probably be in The Muck N Duck brewing up an unlimited supply for all the good residents of Forumshire

azriel wrote:1601, Isnt that when they burnt witches ? A thoroughly good ducking, ( I think thats the term,with a D ?) in a pond of wet stuff ?

1601 was the year the Shire was founded.

http://lotrproject.com/timeline/event/21

The statute is right there in the founding document. (In very small print. )

I wish I could Expelliarmus David Cameron. he is attacking the weak and helpless again for votes. what a muppet.

Muppet isnt the 1st word that springs to mind but, its a lot less offensive that Id like to call him !

I blame the voters. I mean, if the weak and helpless (or 'the average voter' as we call them Downhere) want to be attacked, they deserve to have Cameron as Prime Minister. There are less Rich people than poor - so I want to know, who's voting for Cameron if not a majority of the weak and helpless?

{{{I wouldn't want to spread a vicious fabricated lie, but I hear that Petty isd a secret Tory. Heard it from a reliable Rushock Bog source in fact... }}}

Hm. How would you compare Tony Abbott with regards to Cameron, Orwell?

Wait.. Who norced my norced thread?

This was all about law-nonesene, and now it's all about politics-nonesense.

That's how the wind blows in Forumshire. You should know that by now!

Tony Abbott is a bit* of a boob. The Opposition Leader is wishy washy. We're waiting for a eucatastrophy Downhere.


{{*I was  being kind - a lot!}}}}

Orwell wrote:Tony Abbott is a bit* of a boob.

Does he at least cover up when he's rocking his speedo?

'Speedo's', the most unwanted item in a mans wardrobe or tho there are other horrors out there !    

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Knowing now how you feel, Azriel, I'll whip it off immediately if we meet. That's only manners.

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