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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Wisey Banks Sat May 28, 2011 2:43 am
'tis said the Sheriff's o' the Shire
bear mighty long whips,
Whip-slip snick-pip,
Whippin' up the Shire!
'tis said the Sheriff's o' the Shire
wield sturdy rods,
Clip-clob bash-whack,
Whackin' up the Shire!
'tis said the Sheriff's o' the Shire,
hate boozy boys
in kilt or cordoroy,
flouncin' 'round the Shire!
Sing:
Clip-clob bash-whack,
Whip-slip snick-pip,
Smart'nin' up the Shire!
Old Sheriff's Song - out of Hobbiton.
Wisey Banks
bear mighty long whips,
Whip-slip snick-pip,
Whippin' up the Shire!
'tis said the Sheriff's o' the Shire
wield sturdy rods,
Clip-clob bash-whack,
Whackin' up the Shire!
'tis said the Sheriff's o' the Shire,
hate boozy boys
in kilt or cordoroy,
flouncin' 'round the Shire!
Sing:
Clip-clob bash-whack,
Whip-slip snick-pip,
Smart'nin' up the Shire!
Old Sheriff's Song - out of Hobbiton.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Tinuviel Sat May 28, 2011 5:15 am
Well Baingil, that might have been my fault..... you see, Huan is not only an incredible, talking, fighting hound, he also is a Buckie Hound, and he led me straight to it. I was throwing myself a personal party, when I saw a torn piece of kilt lying on the ground near the supply from the tree.
My bad....
My bad....
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Squach Sat May 28, 2011 9:59 am
Baingil wrote: And I'm out of ice water.
Just put loads of ice cubes down his back!!!
What? You don't have any? Oh, I know what to do!
*gets phone*
Hello? Please can I have twenty ice cubes?
.........................
WHAT? I have to order ONE HUNDRED ice cubes or more?!?!?!
.........................
Oh, fine! Make it one hundred ice cubes then!
.........................
WHAT? FIFTY pounds???
.........................
Oh, fine! (Honestly, the things I do for Petty!) Thank you!
((((((Baingil? Lets just go with really icey water!))))))
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Ringdrotten Sat May 28, 2011 12:56 pm
Got to love this thread 
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by odo banks Sat May 28, 2011 1:37 pm
Just another thread gone wrong. Will it never end? Is nothing sacred? 
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 28, 2011 3:06 pm
Bbbrrr its cold. Just another five minutes though. Brr its really cold, more covers please. jeez its really, really cold. 
What the!? Why am I lying in an old tin bath full of freezing water and ice cubes? What is going on?The last thing I can remember clearly is.....1978. Where's my flared kilt?
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Squach Sat May 28, 2011 8:00 pm
odo banks wrote:Just another thread gone wrong. Will it never end? Is nothing sacred?
Funniness is sacred.
Petty - a, your kilt has been taken by Her Majestys dog, and b, you owe me 50 pounds.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Tinuviel Sat May 28, 2011 9:51 pm
Here Petty 
I'm sorry Huan has caused you so much trouble. But you really should lay off the Buckie!!!! He goes crazy over it!!
I'm sorry Huan has caused you so much trouble. But you really should lay off the Buckie!!!! He goes crazy over it!! _________________
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 29, 2011 1:29 am
Your mutt- I mean nice doggy, down Huan- drank the last of my buckie Tin and widdled in my sporran! 
Wonder if the Banks clan have any duckie? And something to scrub out a sporran with. 
Squach unles you have at least 3 witnesses with statements written in red ink, a receipt and my express desire to have £50 worth of freezing cold ice dropped on me, in writing, then your out of luck! You ain't getting a ha'penny piece out of my sporran- and given what Huan did in there you probably wouldn't want it anyway.
Wonder if the Banks clan have any duckie? And something to scrub out a sporran with. Squach unles you have at least 3 witnesses with statements written in red ink, a receipt and my express desire to have £50 worth of freezing cold ice dropped on me, in writing, then your out of luck! You ain't getting a ha'penny piece out of my sporran- and given what Huan did in there you probably wouldn't want it anyway.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Squach Sun May 29, 2011 12:15 pm
Here you go!
Fifty quid please!
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I want to sit in one hundred ice-cubes!
Fifty quid please!
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Ringdrotten Sun May 29, 2011 1:46 pm
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Sun May 29, 2011 3:00 pm
I don't remeber saying that! But then I don't rememebr a lot of stuff these days, mmmm. It does all seem proper and correct by the custom of theses matters, mmm ,3 signatures in red. Oh dear looks I may have to open my sporran, hope the moth family doesn't escape, they were on their 12th generation.You know theres something funny about these witness statements, something about the way all the 't's are written. Almost as if some impish hobbit lass had written them all herself. Surely not? Surely she knows the punishment for impersonating Queen Tin?
I think I might just pass these on to a friend of mine at the NotP, they've got a handwritting expert you know.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Ringdrotten Sun May 29, 2011 4:12 pm
You could pay in dollars it seems, the dollar is pretty weak these days 
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Baingil Sun May 29, 2011 9:51 pm
I can sign again if necessary to convince you.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Mon May 30, 2011 11:18 pm
That will not be necessary Baingil. I have been told that Admin will not alow the scrutiny of your handwriting, something about privacy or some rot, I supsect its just Admins control freakery at play, the Thought Police will be along for me next! So, sadly, and reluctantly I have to take the signatures at face value and open my sporran. Not happy!! I don't even remember ordering an ice cold bath!
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Eldorion Mon May 30, 2011 11:31 pm
The Thought Police will be along for you? How dare you insinuate that your treasonous ramblings have not yet attracted the inquiry of State Intelligence?
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Mon May 30, 2011 11:58 pm
This State has intelligence?! I never would have guessed.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 31, 2011 12:53 am
I'm a Scotshobbit Eldo- soon as you say don't do it I do it! Rebellion is in the blood. (I need a 'mooning at Admin' emoticon!)
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Eldorion Tue May 31, 2011 1:27 am
I think GB has a generic mooning emoticon.
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Baingil Tue May 31, 2011 2:28 am
Eldorion wrote:Rebels!
You don't like rebels?
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 31, 2011 4:20 am
I like the chocolate kind with the different flavoured centres (except the evil coffee one). Oh no, hold on those are Revels!
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Squach Tue May 31, 2011 9:11 am
I'm not a rebel, I just want my fifty squidoolies!
(Don't give me fiftty squids, though, squidoolies is my name for money!)
(Don't give me fiftty squids, though, squidoolies is my name for money!)
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Re: Howdy from Needlehole
by Pettytyrant101 Tue May 31, 2011 9:38 am
Oh, well what am I supposed to do with this sporran full of squid then? that's what I'd like to know!
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