Just...................whatever

Ally wrote:I was visiting my old school yesterday and got mistaken as a year 8 (12/13 years of age) by a teacher. Talked my way out of it like a pro.

And oh, Lucille Ball at what age? That's the key there.

Just brilliant Ally.

Ah. Should have guessed it was you, Orwell. Carry on then. I'm going back to the safe quiet Hobbit corner.

Yes, wise decision David. You don't want to be here in the wilder places - never knowing when and if Aslan will return - no, I think it's much safer for you on the Tame threads! People can get lost here if they're not careful....


{{{Please take me back with you, David. I'm scared -- and that Witch has racked off with my ruby slippers! }}}

{{{I'm sorry Orwell. I tried to warn you. If only you'd worn the silver shoes...silver shoes and stay away from redheads and you'll be fine.}}}

Orwell I searched and searched to find the thread where you asked me about what I wrote about my having a learning disability. Yes I do and I have made so many errors I just did not wish to explain why I edited one more time.

It was on the Wedding News thread. No worries. Thanks for answering.


{{{If I had had silver shoes, I'm sure no self respecting Wicked Witch would even want them --- but I'll take your advice Davo and keep a look out for red headed women.... they sound very scary.... }}}

I have all sorts of temporary disabilities after about the 20th barrel of buckie- can't for the life of me figure out whats causing it.

There's that permanent one too: "Scotshobbitism". Poor thing.

Mrs Figgs Diary thurs 2nd feb.

Had a strange dream, thought half my body was tattooed wth the faces of famous comedians, I had monty python on my left cheek, and Jack Dee on my shoulder, odd. then i went to Bree and had an argument with Petty in the Prancing Pony, I heard it was bad scrumpy wot did it, Bill Ferny was supplying them with scrumpy that fell off the back of a troll. so apologies there. also i tried this photobucket malarky and sent a photo to facebook as a practice but failed to send anything to forumshire as I am mouseless and clueless. I did try, and I will try again once the urge to throw my compuder through the windy has subsided. happy days.

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f***kin ell I did it!!! only there are 2? anyway this looks like Weathertop dunnit???

Impressive Mrs Figg, but you are not a jeddi yet.

That IS Weathertop. And a beautiful photograph too! Cheers on besting the computer

Oh that is stunning!

Gorgeous picture, Mrs Figg! It looks more like Weathertop than the films. And congrats on beating your techno demons.

Huzzah! Ill be a TechnoJeddi yet! yippeeeeeeeeeee!
Thanks Orwell I couldnt have done it without your instructions.

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hows this for Ithilien?

There is no need to thank Orwell, Mrs Figg. As far as technological matters in Forumshire go, he is a bit like Batman, off helping beautiful women in danger or distress, but never stopping for or expecting thanks. (Amarie can back him up on that. ) In a way, he is like the Mother Theresa of the Netosphere. He asked me to pass that on to you, Mrs Figg! ...

odo banks wrote:There is no need to thank Orwell, Mrs Figg. As far as technological matters in Forumshire go, he is a bit like Batman, off helping beautiful women in danger or distress, but never stopping for or expecting thanks. (Amarie can back him up on that. ) In a way, he is like the Mother Theresa of the Netosphere. He asked me to pass that on to you, Mrs Figg! ...

Mrs. Figg those are truly absolutely stunning pictures. I am so terribly proud of you , I really mean that. You have I am sure of it, more talent in your little finger than fifty other such girls and when you understand that you will not stop believing in yourself. Hurray for Mrs.Figg.
Mr. Odo, Orwell is indeed a kind person to many and in vary and diverse areas. Mr. Odo, he is not in the slightest like Mother Theresa however, and you of all people know that don't you dear ? I would say more like Batman then if you must know.

Yeah, I agree leelee! Odo, I'm more like Father Theresa, you fool!

Yes you are Orwell- you like to wear a dress and spend as much time as possible among fallen women- a martyr to your cause indeed!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Yes you are Orwell- you like to wear a dress and spend as much time as possible among fallen women- a martyr to your cause indeed!

Yes, in the days prior to my retirement from High Seas Piracy, I went to India and taught a few young women a few of life's most important and satisfying lessons, Petty. Mind, I made an error. My nickname back then was Father de Sleazer; silly me.

Once again I am back, and once again we failed to locate and capture the jævla stor sild But we are all still alive! Had a (mostly) good time, but it's nice to be back - life sucks when the heater (a portable stove of some sort) stops working and it's -33 degrees celsius outside I've already skimmed through a few threads and noticed some new members and some new cool threads, but I'll catch up more tomorrow. Now I'm going to enjoy a warm bed in a nicely tempered room

It's great to have you back, Ringdrotten! I have a hard time imagining what temperatures like that feel like since I live in a temperate zone but I'm sure it's nice to have heating again. I look forward to seeing what you think of the various interpretations of you in the Creative Corner forum.

Ringdrotten wrote:I've already skimmed through a few threads and noticed some new members and some new cool threads, but I'll catch up more tomorrow. Now I'm going to enjoy a warm bed in a nicely tempered room

No one likes a bad tempered room, I agree.