Re: Just...................whatever

by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:53 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:It snowed last night, great big flakes of fairys doilies, hitting my windows and then skittering off in a twirling buffet of breeze, I really hate snow. As I live up the side of a mountain it means getting stranded for days with no double expresso and brioche. damn. But thank goodness this morning it had melted in a watery sunshine, yay! I love the sun. bring on Spring.

how can u hate snow??? Shocked

!! I love snow!! we have so little snow, just hard ice, we can't go skiing cuz we'll brake our bones if we fall (which I do on purpose all the time) hasn't snowed since before cristmas, it has only been bloddy cold! Sad

don't ever say u hate snow. snow is wonderful *-*

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:09 pm

I HATE SNOW!!! it sucks jellywellies. Its white death. It kills. plants, people, animals. it suuuuucksss! I hate falling over, I hate slipping, I hate being trapped inside, I hate not being able to drive about, I hate the cold. so there blurg! Mad

by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:26 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I HATE SNOW!!! it sucks jellywellies. Its white death. It kills. plants, people, animals. it suuuuucksss! I hate falling over, I hate slipping, I hate being trapped inside, I hate not being able to drive about, I hate the cold. so there blurg!

it doesn't killl U fall on ice. U can go outside and there is nothing wrong with "being trapped" inside, and u can drive on snow.

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:02 pm

I beg to differ, old people can die if they fall, as their bones are brittle, not mine obviously, as I am not THAT old yet, hoho, and you can only drive in snow if you have a suitable car and wheels or those stoopid chains, and as I only have a noddy car, I am stuck inside, and that is not nice when you have stuff to do and Elvses to run off with. Mad

by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:21 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I beg to differ, old people can die if they fall, as their bones are brittle, not mine obviously, as I am not THAT old yet, hoho, and you can only drive in snow if you have a suitable car and wheels or those stoopid chains, and as I only have a noddy car, I am stuck inside, and that is not nice when you have stuff to do and Elvses to run off with.

well, well. A little snow surely doesn't stop me Wink

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:26 pm

well its ok for youngsters like you, but oldies think its a load of kerfuffle and incrabbitating. Very Happy

by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:44 pm

u admitt u're an oldi ;D

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:48 pm

by **Orwell** Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:05 pm

[quote="Norc"]

Mrs Figg wrote:we have so little snow, just hard ice, we can't go skiing cuz we'll brake our bones if we fall (which I do on purpose all the time)

Have you considered seeking professional advice, Norc? Shocked

by **Orwell** Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:08 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I am not THAT old yet, hoho...

To me you'll be eternally young, Mrs Figg, in spite of all your wrinkles... I love you

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:23 pm

I aint got wrinkles Suspect

But I do have disturbing nose hair. Shocked

by **Orwell** Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:19 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I aint got wrinkles But I do have disturbing nose hair.

Tell me about it... Sad

Wait 'til you're truly old... Sad

by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:20 pm

I make my sporrans out of mine. Nod

by Norc Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:24 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I make my sporrans out of mine.

no, Orwell, I am not planning on seekin profesionall advice. It is complitely normal to fall when ur skiing, on purpose. U see, all norwayans are born with skis! Very Happy

I am at least Very Happy

by Ally Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:25 pm

Build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung...and may you stay forever young! Developed a cold over the past few days, damn ineffective nasal hair... :L

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:27 pm

Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb

Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days. Shocked

by leelee Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:33 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb

Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.

Never mind, what do they know. And red hair is gorgeous and how old was the shippersnapper, six?

by Mrs Figg Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:36 pm

yes at least 6 if not 7. Laughing

by Ally Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:43 pm

I was visiting my old school yesterday and got mistaken as a year 8 (12/13 years of age) by a teacher. Talked my way out of it like a pro. Nod

And oh, Lucille Ball at what age? That's the key there.

by **Orwell** Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:32 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:Mrs Figgs Diary. wed 1st feb

Today I tweezed my nose hair, and channelled Gandalfs Beard. I got crabbit and started some argy bargy. So whats new? got called oldie by a Viking whippersnapper, and was mistaken for Lucille Ball by someone who should know better than to provoke a red-head. happy days.

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Alack poor GB, I knew him well Sad

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by Mrs Figg Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:24 am

Orwell .If you want ill be Pseudo-GB ? I can start crabbitfests an everything. Cool

Ally. Lucille Ball in photo looked ancient. so I took umbridge Shocked

by David H Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:44 am

Mrs Figg wrote:

Lucille Ball in photo looked ancient. so I took umbridge

Oh wow! Lucille ball started as a model and a sex bombshell in B movies. Also a chorus line dancer and pin-up girl. Men swooned at her feet and she trampled on them. Shocked

In her later life she became known as a comic genius for her pioneering TV work. I'm afraid the only way to not look old in time is to do the Marilyn Monroe exit. Evil or Very Mad

by **Orwell** Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:33 am

I hope you're not trying to give Mrs Figg advice, David. Shocked

by David H Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:11 am

I was just wondering which she had done to be mistaken for Lucille Ball. Suspect

Idle curiosity on my part, but I wouldn't mind pictures Smile

by **Orwell** Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:17 am

Go no further than CREATIVE CORNER: Dr Who and the Trebininzite Traders. All will be explain (sorta Laughing

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