Re: WHOLESOME TALES

by Tinuviel Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:53 am

That was close! Good thing I encrypted the previous page of comments and spiked his drink with some of my shampoo! Now someone help me get him on the next boat to Valinor!

by Eldorion Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:00 am

He ... drank shampoo? Suspect

I hope Beren is okay!

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:01 am

What a light weight. Now should I tell Tin or just dump him in the river? scratch

Shampoo, I've bene drinking that Tin......... Sleep

by **Orwell** Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:38 am

Hey! You better get off this thread! This is a place for Wholesome Tales (though channelings, I imagine, are welcome Very Happy

). Enough of this machinating and whatnot! Odo's bound to be annoyed.

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:43 am

...yes Jane, more rhubarb...... Sleep

....do we need the dwarves....... Sleep

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:58 am

Careful with that eel Mrs Figgs...... Sleep

.....oh that's a big herring...... Sleep

.....two of those are enough for anyone I say.... Sleep

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:20 am

...but I don't like pork sausage.... Sleep

...not even yours Orwell... Sleep

by odo banks Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:12 am

{{{I'm wondering if someone should wake him? Before he reveals anything else from his subconscious....? Embarassed

}}}

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:14 am

...OOh some buckie........ Sleep

by **Orwell** Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:36 am

I never thought I'd be so pleased to hear Petty go on so much about buckie again!

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:05 am

...what?! This isn't my kilt!.... Sleep

....its a skirt... affraid

...and those aren't elven maidens its the Banks clan in drag...... affraid

............the haggis! The Haggis are coming for me........ affraid

(rolls over) Sleep

.....I forgive you Mrs Figgs...... Sleep

...not everyone can do that with just their feet....... Sleep

by **Orwell** Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:10 am

I wonder why he keeps calling her Mrs Figgs? Doesn't he realize its Mrs Figg?

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:45 am

..I didn't know Admin could do that.... Sleep

...impressive Eldo...... Sleep

...and with plum puddings too...... Sleep

....mind the eagle... Sleep

by **Orwell** Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:09 pm

I wonder if he'll let on to what happens during those admin parties up at the Tower of Lore?

by Tinuviel Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:11 pm

Ummm, this isn't a side effect of my shampoo. This is all him, just saying Shrugging

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:37 pm

...ooh Valinor...... Sleep

....certainly not your Majesty...... Sleep

.....not like Queens get a chance to kneel often........... Sleep

.......best go with the turnips..... Sleep

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:43 pm

...mind the mullberry bush....... Sleep

...well I had two when I started I can assure you...... Sleep

...have you checked under the oliphaunt?.... Sleep

by Eldorion Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:51 pm

I think we should take Petty to the Lockholes until he can sleep this off -- for the sake of public order in Forumshire. Razz

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:10 pm

..how can bananas be suprising..... Sleep

...ahh, I see........ Sleep

those are well buttered parsnips make no mistake..... Sleep

by Tinuviel Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:56 pm

Take him away Eldo!

by **Orwell** Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:13 pm

A Sleeping Enchantment? Suspect

"Sleeping Tyrant"? Shocked

Best give him a kiss, Eldo. Nod

(Someone has to, and you're the Admin. Can't have Her Majesty do it, I think it's her spell, and, anyhow, she's taken!)

by Eldorion Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:58 pm

Don't be hasty now, Orwell! Perhaps we can give Petty a bit of time to get this shampoo out of his system before we resort to such drastic measures. Suspect

{{{{Is it even safe to touch a Scotshobbit with that much buckie in his system; I'd think it becomes toxic.}}}}

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:26 am

...those look mouldy....... Sleep

..not for tupennce hapenny and a free go on your stick...... Sleep

........the Banks family treasure?..... Sleep

...yeah I know where it ......... Sleep

....fetch me maps of Forumshire, a team of elves, a pointy hat and a jammy dodger......... Sleep

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:06 am

...we could try doing it the way bats do Mrs Figgs............ Sleep

.......(yawn).....oh dear my head.............

Where am I? Shocked

Outside the Archet Bugle office? Why does my head hurt so much? Mad

Oooh, its way too bright, and colourful...and everythings sharp, sort of infocus instead of a blurry haze.....and I'm thinking, clearly......oh dear Illuvator! pale

What have you done Tin? I'm bloody sober!!!!! affraid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh

by Eldorion Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:52 am

Well, reading this thread has certainly explained quite a bit of Petty's other posts. lol!

Say, how long has it been since you were last sober? Laughing