Things that are making you crabbit!

Dont' sweat it Mrs Figg. And you have nothing to apoligise for. It'll turn round in time I've no doubt.
I must still have some overly sensitive arty bit buried somewhere (thought I'd had all that cauterised out!).

Overly sensitive arty bits are always the most troublesome, bit like paper cuts, they dont look bad but they sting like hell.

Its ok. I have some antisceptic should help.....its made from buckie.

Wheres Farmer Dave and his glow in the dark carrots? maybe he really did make that ship after all.

We've shipped a few folk recently. Hopefully like Lorient they will find their way back again. Maybe its planting season! Im sure he hasn't gone off on that carrot ship I told him he'd need a neep outer shell. If he's come to harm up there it will be the fault of Odo Banks and his ship design and manufacturing- mark my words!

Lorient didn't find his way back unless I'm missing something. If you're referring to the numinorean post, that was from a while ago, Lance just dug it back up.

yes I miss Farmer Dave. Maybe he's just crop rotating and he got in a spin, got dizzy and wandered off in the wrong direction.

Lorient posted today on another thread about a survey.

Or mowing crop circles....

Lorient popped up earlier Halfwise- http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t386-survey

yeah crop circles is more Dave.

Davey's tractor goes round and round
round and round
round and round
He's making land-sites on the ground -
on the ground, hooray!

Davey's brain is is full of sounds
full of sounds
full of sounds
His belief in UFO's is quite profound
Pototo craft and carrot steamers there abound -
his mind's unbound, hooray!

"A Song of The Deep South or Thereabouts, At Least in Usahobbitland Somewhere or Other", Walt Whitman ("Lost poems").

Wisey Banks

well if that dont twitch his taters nothing will.

Wisey's channeling often makes me twitch.

In the ditch?
What is that twitch?

Oh how hairy -
it must sure itch --

Sweet Eru bless,
The smell is rich,

Is that a Scotshobbit
in the ditch?

"The Ditch," from "Scotshobbiton Songs", by Robert Burns (discovered behind a row of Buckie bottles, 1978).

Wisey Banks

Pettytyrant101 wrote:No doubt it will again start to feel fun in time and I will go back to making them.

Hopefully "by time" you mean within the next 15 days or so...

seconded. But I hope its even earlier.

No pressure then ladies!

Pressure... fair warning... Just hoping there might be a small mention of me around the 5th, that's all.

Such a lady as yirself Amarie. Ah widnae dare disappoint!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Such a lady as yirself Amarie. Ah widnae dare disappoint!

That's a good lad.

'I say Pater what are you reading there?
'The NotP Mildred dear'
'Oh is that the one made by that uncouth Scotschappie?'
'Yes Mildred dear'
'and is it full of scandal and other rudery?'
'yes dear'
'hem can I read it after you?
'No dear, you'll get all hysterical and then Dr. Figgins will have to administer his patented Lady Quietener gizmo, and there will be a terrible smell of cooked herring in the house for days'
'oh'

...and she never did get to read the NotP.

It shall be returning Mrs Figg- I believe there is a birthday edition due very soon for a certain Ambassador. (although looking at the dates that is nearly a fortnight away- so might have to drop in an issue before then I suppose- all work and not enough buckie this paperboy lark )

Mrs Figg wrote:
'hem can I read it after you?
'No dear, you'll get all hysterical and then Dr. Figgins will have to administer his patented Lady Quietener gizmo, and there will be a terrible smell of cooked herring in the house for days'
'oh'

Umm...err....I don't know why this makes me blush but it sounds frighteningly intimate.