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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Norc Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:36 pm
i tried to stay mad, but i couldn't not laugh 
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by halfwise Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:25 pm
It's the fact that it's bread and nutella that makes it work. Ice cream and cake would have been going overboard.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by leelee Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:13 am
halfwise wrote:Once she figured that out you must have been an awfully easy kid to raise.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. you are such a slice
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by David H Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:38 am
Norc wrote:my mom just knows me too well.. like i have been cranky all day and yeah, i just got really pissed at my sister and the other way around, and she just now slid a plate of two pieces of loaf with nutella on into my room
Just like feeding the lions, tigers and bears in the circus..... Your mom wasn't an animal trainer in a former life, was she?
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Norc Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:24 am
she might have been, yeah..
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by chris63 Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:05 am
Middle of winter here, got to 22℃ yesterday, lovely 
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by chris63 Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:26 am
Liv's Birthday
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:29 pm
22 is height of summer here Chris- but at least you have ungodly unpleasant weather all the time- we just get heat for a few days, maybe a week or so at most- so you get just long enough to go from slowly reddening, panting and dehydrated to acclimatising to it- then it goes back to normal and it feels bloody freezing. 
If it has to be as hot as air from Satans bum hole then it could at least be consistently hot.
If it has to be as hot as air from Satans bum hole then it could at least be consistently hot.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Norc Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:23 pm
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde
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by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:33 pm
Given the range of aids available to the female market these days its more about power tools!
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Lancebloke Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:41 pm
Why are all the women's... aids... designed to be discreet (as much as possible) and the men's ones all big inflatable dolls?
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:31 pm
Yeah I'd like to try to see them get a blow up doll into a handbag. Ok you could roll it up very tight, but where do you put the pump?
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:02 pm
try an apple pie Lance. they can be put into your pocket.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Lancebloke Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:15 pm
Thought they were supposed to be warm when used though?
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by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:25 pm
thats what microwaves are for.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Lancebloke Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:24 am
Well I can't fit one of those in my pocket too.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by halfwise Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:14 pm
Norc wrote:“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde
Hm...the flamboyant poet speaks truth. Sex ain't about love...it's love that keeps sex safely under control.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:18 pm
the flamboyant poet - Halfy
Are there any other sort?
Are there any other sort?
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Forest Shepherd Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:01 pm
Yes. Yes there is.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:26 pm
I'd forgotten about them - but wheres the quote from?- that's not from Hitchhikers. 
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by halfwise Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:44 pm
Yes it is. At least the scene of Vogons reading poetry is. The exact quote and picture may be from one of the film versions.
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Re: Just...................whatever [4]
by Mrs Figg Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:59 pm
sounds like the Andy Murray school of poetry.
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