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Re: thranduil
by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 1:24 am
The other one is in fact bouncing on a trampoline.
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Re: thranduil
by Mrs Figg Fri May 23, 2014 2:24 pm
halfwise wrote:Give a metrosexual a sword and the ladies are all over him.
"That and I want to see the 3 inappropriate hotties die."
The Hound isnt metrosexual
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Re: thranduil
by Mrs Figg Fri May 23, 2014 2:26 pm
Forest Shepherd wrote:The extreme hatred that the wood-elves of The Hobbit movies have for orc-kind is annoying.
They possess absolutely no regard for them, and treat them like bugs they can squash willy-nilly. In fact, the pace of the action sequences suggest that it is as easy for the Silvan elves to kill an orc as it is for them to slap a mosquito.
The thing is, though, that despite the "cold fury" (or whatever) that the elven army is described as showing towards the orcs during the Battle of the Five Armies, there is an earlier passage that describes how elves are slow to kill any living thing. The passage, which I am unable to find at the moment due to my book being lost, says something like how the giant spiders are the only creatures towards whom the elves show no mercy.
Unless I'm remembering all this quite wrongly, this would suggest that Leggy and Taurly leaping around the landscape as Middle-Earth's very own extermination squad is patently non-elven. And rather offensive to boot.
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Re: thranduil
by halfwise Fri May 23, 2014 3:29 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:halfwise wrote:Give a metrosexual a sword and the ladies are all over him.
"That and I want to see the 3 inappropriate hotties die."
The Hound isnt metrosexual
Women go for metrosexuals who give some hint of being badass, and for total complete badasses. Most of the hapless male population is in between. (or perhaps you have to draw a triangle and the third apex is where nice boys with cowlicks reside).
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Re: thranduil
by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 5:34 pm
Well I'm so far from being metrosexual I dont know what one is. (Is Eldo one? 
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Re: thranduil
by Mrs Figg Fri May 23, 2014 6:16 pm
probably. so is Orwell. 
I think Orwell uses product in his hair, and moisturises, and has jelly manicures. 
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Re: thranduil
by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 6:17 pm
Thought so.
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Re: thranduil
by halfwise Fri May 23, 2014 6:41 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:metrosexuals are the antithesis of badass
And Thranduil is CLEARLY metrosexual. Women are comfortable with metrosexuals because they're clean and well-groomed, but suffer angst because they want a guy who's badass. Give a metrosexual a sword, and Ba-bing! : you have women swooning over Thranduil.
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by azriel Fri May 23, 2014 6:44 pm
Id swoon over his outfits 
I like a nice bit of velvet
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by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 6:54 pm
I have a velvet shammy
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by azriel Fri May 23, 2014 6:54 pm
Does it smell all manly & after shave-y ??
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by azriel Fri May 23, 2014 6:55 pm
and i dont mean you rub your armpits with it !
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by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 7:04 pm
Does it smell all manly & after shave-y ??- Azriel
That depends on your definition of what a man should smell like- if your thinking along the lines of buckie and fags then your in luck
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Re: thranduil
by Mrs Figg Fri May 23, 2014 7:07 pm
halfwise wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:metrosexuals are the antithesis of badass
And Thranduil is CLEARLY metrosexual. Women are comfortable with metrosexuals because they're clean and well-groomed, but suffer angst because they want a guy who's badass. Give a metrosexual a sword, and Ba-bing! : you have women swooning over Thranduil.
I dont.
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by Mrs Figg Fri May 23, 2014 7:13 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Does it smell all manly & after shave-y ??- Azriel
That depends on your definition of what a man should smell like- if your thinking along the lines of buckie and fags then your in luck
a man should smell of Boar with a sea salty after tang
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by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 23, 2014 7:38 pm
I can manage the sea salty bit, round about June, when I have my annual bath in the sea Although thanks to the years of nuclear weapons kept there I will set of Geiger counters at a hundred yards.
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Re: thranduil
by Eldorion Fri May 23, 2014 8:53 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well I'm so far from being metrosexual I dont know what one is. (Is Eldo one?
met·ro·sex·ual
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a young, urban, heterosexual male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste.
I'd say three or four out of those seven descriptors fit me, but I'm not saying which.
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Re: thranduil
by Forest Shepherd Mon May 26, 2014 7:45 am
Make it stop!
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Re: thranduil
by Pettytyrant101 Mon May 26, 2014 12:54 pm
The Hobbit- suitable for readers aged 7 and up!
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by Tinuviel Tue May 27, 2014 4:49 am
I legitimately covered my eyes at that part the first time I saw it and waited for it to be over out of horror and second hand embarrassment.
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