"The Hobbit's Doomed" Saloon

I decided to open up a bar where us many depressed forumers can go to drink away the sorrows that have been inflicted upon us from PJ and coven. I've brought over some very strong wines and whiskys from Valinor, and I've convinced Beren to bartend (he's quite good at listening to your problems and making them seem not as bad as his own )
But there are 2 rules:

1. No mention of PJ and coven (if they are to be referred to, they will be called... well... whatever name is suitable!)
2. No underaged drinking! (Lemonade will be served. Be careful not to confuse it with Mikes hard lemonade tho! )
3. All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar (Remember, the drinks are to absolve crabbity-ness, not encourage it!)

Enjoy!

I see more than two rules.

I'd open a "Peter Jackson is awesome" pub, but a pub needs visitors I guess. How I miss GB in times like these!

"All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar"- Tin

I might be able to drown it in the bar but I ain't promising anything!

I want some Coke!!!

Squach wrote:I want some Coke!!!

I didn't realize that this bar was that sort of establishment!

.... ....

Lets hope noone from the NotP is in here! What with Odo's moral campaign against bad mothers and Kafria falling asleep at her daughters Expected Party they might get the wrong idea!
'Barkeep- better set Kafria up a drink, make it a triple, its on Ringdrottens tab, yes, its his round.'.

Heck, why not! Might as well get you purists drunk, maybe then it will be easier to talk some sense into you

Odo's moral campaign has always struck me as very hypocritical given what a party animal he used to be.

Right Squach is abed and it's time to relax

Barkeep get me a ..... Oh! lovely...how did you know?

Oh thats very kind Ringdrotten (thanks Petty, and I didn't fall asleep I was testing the table for..... for....... for cleanliness!!!! Yes the skin on my face is the most snesitive to stickness and crumbs!!!!

(quick thinking there brain well done! who says the buckie stops you thinking straight!)

It always seems to inspire, or at least it inspires Wisey's muse (I can't imagine where else he would get inspiration for that ).

Mmm...

1. No mention of PJ and coven (if they are to be referred to, they will be called... well... whatever name is suitable!)

I have intention of EVER mentioning PJ and coven - anywhere!

2. No underaged drinking! (Lemonade will be served. Be careful not to confuse it with Mikes hard lemonade tho! )

I'm too old for underage drinking (which has it's sadder aspect btw...)

3. All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar (Remember, the drinks are to absolve crabbity-ness, not encourage it!)

I heard the elves could be ambiguous, and here is proof, I'd say!


NB: I must say, Forumshire seems to have descended into a Buckie haze, and this thread is no different --- disgusting!

At least you're still young at heart, Odo!

People of Forumshire!!!
This saloon was opened to drink away the sorrows of life (of ANY kind) with some enchanted, Valinorian wines and spirts and buckie! Purist OR Liberal.
It can also be a place for celebration!!! (when it's called for of course, don't want to be dis-respectable)

I need to drink away some sorrows after inadvertently seeing a bit of a game show on TV.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? wrote:HOST: What metric unit of measurement is by definition one thousandth of a meter?

CONTESTANT: I don't know. Measurements aren't really my thing, so I would say ... a yard.

This person is apparently an 8th grade English teacher. Where's that buckie?

Lemonade? Sounds good.

Seen this, Eldo?

That's private eye quality Ringdrotten! But let's not be stereotypical- surely we're not suggesting most Americans are dumb?

Unfortunately I have, but I'm still at a loss for words.

On a similar note...

See! A drink to the stupidity that is becoming American culture!!
It's a shame really. I would've respected my country if we were the same as a couple decades ago. Now we're just lazy and slowly eating ourselves to death

"Women don't want to hear a mans opinion, they just want to hear their own in a deeper voice"

She might be an idiot Ringdrotten but he is a genius!

As to Miss Carolina Eldo- thats what Illuvator gave us the mute button for.

And Tin at least we have US citizens such as yourself and Eldo proving that not all stereotypes are necessarily true.

Of course it wouldn't happen in Scotland where even our socks are well educated;

I hardly believe a Saloon could be anything but dis-respectable!

Btw "Saloons" in Forumshire? I ask you... (Something PJ and his coven would come up with, I grant!)

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
She might be an idiot Ringdrotten but he is a genius!

Indeed

Odo Banks wrote:I hardly believe a Saloon could be anything but dis-respectable! Mad

Btw "Saloons" in Forumshire? I ask you... (Something PJ and his coven would come up with, I grant!)

I believe Sheriff Frodo here disagrees!