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Post by Tinuviel Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:49 am

He can be more wooden than Pinocchio, he still isn't a little shit like Bieber! It counts as one hundred because he did what all of us have wanted to!

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Post by Eldorion Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:08 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:What Blooms punishment for having all the acting skills of wood?

He gets eaten by Justin Beaver.
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Post by Ringdrotten Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:13 pm

I get the feeling I've posted this before, but just rediscovered it and I laughed this time as well Very Happy

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Post by azriel Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:38 pm

lol!  You duffus !

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Post by Tinuviel Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:12 am

Somebody finally explained it!


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Post by azriel Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:44 am

lol! 

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Post by azriel Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:47 pm

Laughing Laughing 

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Post by azriel Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:53 pm

Thats what stands out for me, its so glaring. Legolas being so older looking & more chunkyfied. I know he cant help it ! he IS a bit older now but,This is meant to be Legolas BEFORE LOTRs, he looked younger in LOTRs than he does in TH, which came before. I still think its weird that a Dwarf eyes up an Elf ? Kili is acting & thinking like a man not as a Dwarf !  Rolling Eyes Dwarves would only look to their own Dwarf women surely, can you imagine a cross breed ? A Dwelf ?

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Post by halfwise Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:47 pm

Having had more than one dog hump my leg I think it's safe to say a male will eye up anything.

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Post by David H Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:25 pm

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Post by David H Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:39 pm

azriel wrote: I still think its weird that a Dwarf eyes up an Elf ? Kili is acting & thinking like a man not as a Dwarf !  Rolling Eyes Dwarves would only look to their own Dwarf women surely, can you imagine a cross breed ? A Dwelf ?

I don't know... Travelers have always had needs (there's more than one reason why the great explorers in the age of sail always carried nanny goats on board Rolling Eyes ) I can imagine a vagabond dwarf being less than discriminating....

To me it would actually make more sense if Kili were a real dwarf. Then I could imagine Tauriel thinking,
"OOOoo! A little dwarf! Kinky! This is just like my Snow White fantasy :carrot: "

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Post by azriel Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:22 pm

Thanks Dave ! Now I can see, in my warped mind, is a tiny 3ft Dwarf chasing after a tall, slim girl, his little podgy hands grabbing air, his little porky legs pounding the ground & this poor young girl (yeah right ) giggling away, all legs & smiles while that fooking Benny Hill theme tune rattles on !  Rolling Eyes 

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Post by David H Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:36 pm

You're welcome! cyclops 

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Post by halfwise Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:42 pm

You're describing my life right there, Az.

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Post by azriel Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:33 pm

Now I see a furry broom head chasing the Dwarf who's chasing the girl ! And still more Benny Hill music ! Aye Carumba !  affraid 

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Post by halfwise Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:36 am

Chasing the dwarf?  Suspect 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:05 am

one reason why the great explorers in the age of sail always carried nanny goats on board- David

Yeah especially when its a boat full of farmers!  Laughing 

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Post by azriel Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:19 am

Chasing BEHIND the Dwarf Halfy  Smile  How fast can you go ? I mean have you little feet under there or do you run on wheels ?

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