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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More [3]
by chris63 Mon May 26, 2014 3:51 am
The Fellowship of the Chips
Written by Vanyar
Three chips for the Elven Kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for the mortal men doomed to high cholesterol.
One for the Ruffle Lord on his throne –
In Frito-Lay, where the deep-fryers fry.
One bag of chips to rule them all,
One bag to bind them
One bag to bring them all and in obesity bind them
In Frito-Lay where the deep-fryers fry.
Written by Vanyar
Three chips for the Elven Kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for the mortal men doomed to high cholesterol.
One for the Ruffle Lord on his throne –
In Frito-Lay, where the deep-fryers fry.
One bag of chips to rule them all,
One bag to bind them
One bag to bring them all and in obesity bind them
In Frito-Lay where the deep-fryers fry.
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by chris63 Mon May 26, 2014 4:46 am
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by azriel Mon May 26, 2014 9:50 am
...and... That domino thing wasnt bad, Im sure Peejers did very much the same thing , layered it & sent it packing to the right dept to have it edited in
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by chris63 Wed May 28, 2014 4:57 am
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by azriel Wed May 28, 2014 7:51 am
That face is more demonic than that Bella twit ! its so freaky !
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by azriel Thu May 29, 2014 5:22 pm
chris63 wrote:
Yee gads, thats a bit spooky ?
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by Tinuviel Fri May 30, 2014 12:51 am
A quote from my younger sister regarding Alfrid:
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Arrow after arrow he shot, each one missing it's mark, like those tweezers I tried to use this morning
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More [3]
by Forest Shepherd Sat May 31, 2014 8:52 am
Such a terrible, terrible line. I mean, talk about sexual metaphor. And then the idea that Girion or Tirion or whatever would be blamed for not having single-handedly destroyed Smaug is fucking idiotic.
Sorry, this is for comedy I know.
Here's a video!
Sorry, this is for comedy I know.
Here's a video!
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by bungobaggins Sat May 31, 2014 3:39 pm
chris63 wrote:
Checkmate atheists.
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by Forest Shepherd Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:24 am
But what about Moria!
Really my appreciation for dwarves has increased a lot lately. I reread the Nirnaeth Arnoediad from the Silmarillion, and the description of how the dwarves ringed in Glaurung and beat at him with their axes, prying off scales and hacking at the tender flesh beneath, was excellent.
They were pretty bad-ass.
Really my appreciation for dwarves has increased a lot lately. I reread the Nirnaeth Arnoediad from the Silmarillion, and the description of how the dwarves ringed in Glaurung and beat at him with their axes, prying off scales and hacking at the tender flesh beneath, was excellent.
They were pretty bad-ass.
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by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:13 pm
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by Norc Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:46 pm
jlaw should have played Tauriel.. and i am still super sad that saorise ronan said no to the itaril part...
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by halfwise Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:59 pm
can't see it here. Searched for it on youtube, it seems to have been yanked.
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by Norc Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:40 pm
hm, weird, it works fine here..
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by halfwise Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:55 pm
It said it can't be viewed in this country. When searching for alternatives, they'd all been yanked.
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