The Official Forumshire Filmmakers Commentary Drinking Game: AUJ EE Edition

yeah testosterone is all our fault  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:This is why the world is so violent, women selectively breed for it under the bizarre notion violence is sexy. Bloody wimin we could all be living in a paradise by now if it wasn't for them you know!  

or.... he just loves a woman no matter what.

Mrs Figg wrote:yeah testosterone is all our fault  

Bingo. Just like that time of the month is all our fault.  

 

 

halfwise wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:yeah testosterone is all our fault  

Bingo.  Just like that time of the month is all our fault.  

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Halfsie you know very well it is your fault You open your mouth and speak, and our hormones cry out in agony.  

 

Deep down all men know two things:

1. He's superstud     (despite all evidence to the contrary)
2. He's an idiot        (abundant evidence despite constant attempts at a coverup)

The first one he's born with and is unshakable; the second he arrives at through trial and error and is a concept unexplored by youth.

3. Buckie is the solution to realising point 2.  

Deep down women know two things,

1. Men never listen, so you have to repeat yourself 10 times thus being labelled a nagging bint.
2. Thongs are the invention of men.

Leaving high heels as the invention of women? Doesn't speak much to their credit. Silly things, heels; I vastly prefer thongs.

I disapprove of all underwear  No one wants to see a panty line when you are wearing a kilt  

Hipster briefs..... R simply heaven.

For a moment I thought you were referring to some newfangled kind of underwear only worn by hipsters (probably made from organically grown grass hand-woven by Third World children).

So the difference between hipster clothes and regular clothes is the fabric/material?

Yess... Hipster is basically tweed.

Amarië wrote:So the difference between hipster clothes and regular clothes is the fabric/material?

Also, everything hipsters wear is at least sizes too small. #stereotypes

Or tweed.

Anything from Goodwill.

A large percentage of my clothes are from Goodwill/Salvation Army/Thrift stores.

But not my underwear.  

Then you're not a hipster.

NB I have a ton of stuff from Goodwill too. Our family were the thrift shop champions when my brother and I were little.

when my Grandmother were alive we used to joke she kept the Salvation Army in business. That woman would shop there 3 times a week and get us the awfullest looking cloths and stuff but we always were appreciative of everything she got us.

She bought me the same pumpkin orange couch cover not once but twice. She gave it to me and my wife and we hated it so after about a week we returned it to the Salvation Army. About 2 months later my grandmother came by noticed we didn't have the couch cover on our couch and asked about it. we obviously lied to spare her feeling saying it got something spilled on it and had to throw it away. Needless to say about a week later she showed up with a pumpkin orange couch cover from the Salvation army. Was the funniest thing ever at the time.    

I've got tons of second hand cloths from there though I ain't no fashion model so what do I care. They serve the purpose.  

All I ever got was hand-me-downs from my brother.  

I've got my great grandpa's sweater, and everything thinks it's super cute. I'm such a hipster, I'm like Macklemore  

I got a slap round the head. My granpaw passed it onto my paw and paw to me, sometimes several times in an hour.