Work-a-Hobbit (completed at last!!! ..or should I say; again!!!)

Shush. That's only what he tells peole when they say it's his round.  

 

thought u forgot all those codes and passwords to your sporran ..- Norc

My sporran has neither- it has two things for protection, a lock keyed to the nicotine stained into my fingers and a Balrog inside it which is only bribeable with rasberry buckie from the Queens cellar, and it asks two questions only a true purist and a true loveliness {{ELDO!!!!!!!! I'm going to kill you slowly when I get hold of you!!!!No, in fact worse- Im going to put in Prettys cell in the Lockholes and she can bugger you to death with her personal toy collection and trust me its both extensive and frightening!!!!!!!!!  }}}} could answer- "Do I have wings, yes or no?" and "Which part of PJ's defamation of Tolkien is the worst?"

.... that's security worthy of the crown jewels ...

Never mind that were are you Eldo!!    When I get hold of you I'm going to use yer baw sack for a hacky-sack. Do you hear me!!!!!  A'm gonnie tae scoop yer brains oot, poke yer eyes oot an' replace them wi buckie taps, turn yer heid upside doon an use it as a punch bowl!!!  

what has he done?! 



(also loving the swearing, that's proper swearing, swearing you'll do something  )

Ohoh, we seem to have broken Petty.  

broken? nono.. improved.

Whats he done!! Whats he done! He's only gone and set it up so that when I use the word which best describes my attitude and my opinion of, well frankly, everything it comes out as loveliness, and I didnt type loveliness, I typed c r a b  b i t  twice but without the spaces!   

And when I find him I'm goin tae tickle his smart little brain wi the toe o' ma muckle boots via his fucking arsehole!!!!   

i am literally crying with laughter here. this is .. it's perfect.

Ah. Well.

Norc can probably help you with some Northern Norwegian equivalent expression to go in it's place for the time being.

What a rascal

Norc wrote:i am literally crying with laughter here. this is .. it's perfect.

A moment worthy of an awards nomination, surely.   

This is not funny Norc!!!!!       

A will scoop his insides oot tar his innards an' use the little bastard as a boat!!!!   

this needs to be nominated..

the moment petty lost it and sward like a God

A ain't even started yet!

A will skin the bugger for this an' shag his maw whilst wearing his face as a fucking mask!!!    

He hus taken away ma loveliness  AAAAAAHAHHHRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am gonnie tae kill him!! Am gonnie rip aff his hands, clench them intae fists, wait fir rigor mortis to set intae them an' then use them tae repeatedly punch him in the face!!!!!   

Have you no shame, Eldo...

Typo edit

I can't imagine where I could have gotten such an evil idea.  

 

i love it.

Petty is just filled with loveliness at the moment.

Oh, how lovely.

Wait, that was supposed to say ... Nevermind.

talking of shirt-ripping
https://youtu.be/PqiHBwPtWEs?t=3m27s

Spoiler:

Petty, are you coming back?

Petty post if you're okay.

I think he's off doing some movie. (Honest to God)

That's what he said he was doing yesterday at least.  

I must have missed that; thanks Blue!