Just...................whatever [2]

Eldorion wrote:NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING

you're not old enough to buy beer, eldo.

Not helping, Nora. Not helping.

{{{The "Shinning"! }}}

Because Hasia, despite going with me on the street in our family's street ministry and seeing just scarey and sad and awful things, she is a very black and white person and believes that someone who is loved and has opportunities should find proper ways of expressing ones self and if a girl, acting like a princess. She believes that you should honor others and not degrade them, that is the shower thing. She has been like this since three or four and after seeing your blog and noting your princess beauty and all that, she thinks the only reason you do this is for attention. That made me laugh because when she is very angry at me and does the cutting thing across her throat to me I say 'be a princess , find a better way.
And she thinks and thinks and then does just that. So she thinks all should do that.
 In our family no one swears but one uncle very occasionally. She actually gets physically sick, she says it feels like someone is hurting her heart and she not only tells on him, she cries and cries and he is so embarrassed. He promised her on her birthday he would not swear in front of her again and occasionally he lapses. I try to hide or go to the store. It is exhausting and when I come back she has swollen eyes and he is very red in the face and trying to explain it was appropriate and his voice gets smaller and smaller until he just leaves. He gets no sympathy from Clayton because he has never swore in his life. Nor lost his temper no matter how hard things are. IT is funny sometimes, but mostly it is  awful. Even on the street when we give money or food or take them to get shoes or clothes, she makes sure they speak nicely. It is funny watching someone who has never said any words except swearing apologize and try hard to speak nicely. I sometimes wish I had a bag over my head. But she gives sometimes all she has for them and thinks them princesses or princes. She is who she is and you are who you are. You are both adorable Nora.
I miss you Am.

Norc wrote:you're not old enough to buy beer, eldo.

My name also isn't Homer.

it is now.

no u

no.

Got a case of the eldo's tonight. Not sure if I feel worse for the toilet or my backside!!!

ew.

you been at the jellied eels Lance?

No... clearly something unsavoury though.

norc - you seemed very interested in eldo a while back so that post was for you!

you must have eaten something dodgy at lunch time. what did you have?

when the hell did we start sharing our poo on the forum, get yer own shit-thread goddammit.

You bloody started it with eldo. In fact you called the rest of us a name for being shy when talking poo.

not shy, i just don't have any interest in what your bum can produce.

{{{he's the bloody admin, man, need to be on his good side like.. looking out for him and such}}}

Ok. Well I shall remember that for the future. 

{{{And here was me thinking you cared about people, not just trying to get in with the bigwigs!}}}

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no but srsly, i do care. just not at the moment, i am being selfish and studying for exam

She cares about poo, Lance. She cares about poo a lot. Just be patient, relax and it will all come naturally, you'll see.

...... but the digestion system is important!

Now I dont know whether to share my toilet troubles or not.

Norc wrote:not shy, i just don't have any interest in what your bum can produce.

{{{he's the bloody admin, man, need to be on his good side :nod:like.. looking out for him and such}}}

I'm glad my poop is so interesting to you.

{{{I feel for you Lance, though I don't appreciate my name becoming synonymous with digestive problems. }}}

lool..

I always get bunged up at the weekends, dont know why, I think its the stress of being with Mr Figg 24/7. That and the 24/7 football, cycling, rugby, motor racing, any sport on Earth on tv. I hate sport on tv.

Why not settle back to watch a nice game of calcio storico?

What a stupid game.