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FORUMSHIRE

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NORC

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ELDORION

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ACRONYMS

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NORCLET

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CC

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ALLY

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CARLY

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MRS FIGG

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HALFWISE

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IRCA

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SEMIRAMIS

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JIBBERISH

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NEEDLEHOLE

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PETTY TYRANT

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ELTHIR

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AMARIE

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NAGUAL

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I was right but I didnt know how.

I pretty much came right out and said what it was at the end.

Maybe we should have a smart arse award this year.

I cannot tell why, but Hasia has such a crush on Petty. I dare not say a word even in jest concerning him, she gets a hurt look and she can really pinch and karate.  And she loves Am from so long ago. To her they are the king and queen.
She thinks Eldo is cute but she considers him a little boy since he loves Aname so much.
Children's minds are so strange .. She got very angry at me today because of homework and I looked over and she was making a cutting motion on her throat , but she meant me. Her feet hardly touched the ground as I gave her time out.

I thought I was very helpful with my Norc acronym there. 

Oh nice eldo... I go slipping my number in your pocket and you cant even be arsed to do my name!

leelee wrote:I cannot tell why, but Hasia has such a crush on Petty. I dare not say a word even in jest concerning him, she gets a hurt look and she can really pinch and karate.  And she loves Am from so long ago. To her they are the king and queen.
She thinks Eldo is cute but she considers him a little boy since he loves Aname so much.
Children's minds are so strange .. She got very angry at me today because of homework and I looked over and she was making a cutting motion on her throat , but she meant me. Her feet hardly touched the ground as I gave her time out.

A lot of fire in that girl. I think she'll grow up to be a fine and strong lady.  

It's adorable how fond she is of Petty. He really is a big ball of fluff, though he does try to hide it.

We all know that Am... we just don't say it out loud for fear of hurting his 'modern man's' feelings.

Lancebloke wrote:Oh nice eldo... I go slipping my number in your pocket and you cant even be arsed to do my name!

He's just shy, give it time.

Lancebloke wrote:We all know that Am... we just don't say it out loud for fear of hurting his 'modern man's' feelings.

Thought that was part of being a modern man.

I'm sorry, Lance. I was just trying to make Ringo jealous.

leelee wrote:I cannot tell why, but Hasia has such a crush on Petty. I dare not say a word even in jest concerning him, she gets a hurt look and she can really pinch and karate.  And she loves Am from so long ago. To her they are the king and queen.
She thinks Eldo is cute but she considers him a little boy since he loves Aname so much.
Children's minds are so strange .. She got very angry at me today because of homework and I looked over and she was making a cutting motion on her throat , but she meant me. Her feet hardly touched the ground as I gave her time out.

I'm not sure if I should be touched or offended.

Amarië wrote:

Lancebloke wrote:We all know that Am... we just don't say it out loud for fear of hurting his 'modern man's' feelings.

Thought that was part of being a modern man.

He hasn't come out yet. Need to give him some space.

unless you are thinking of staging an intervention?

{{{Don't push him too far, yet.  I've got Petty on a training regimen that will have him a perfectly politically correct modern man who is in touch with both his masculine and feminine sides in no time. And if I can't do it, then Mrs Figg will whip him into shape, perhaps literally. }}}

{{{Secret is safe with us!}}}

Eldorion wrote:I'm sorry, Lance.  I was just trying to make Ringo jealous.

you know it really dawned on me that none of us really knows the other. I mean Eldo could be a forty old guy in a trailer park who only wears pink shorts, Orwell could be a lady with a hormone problem, Am could really be Captain Kangaroo and I could really be a homeless person who embezzled my bank and sneak into friend's homes at night and use their computer.
Petty could really be one of those monks who use buckie as a crutch and Julia could really be Twiggie. David could actually be Halvsie as well and have forgotten to take his medication so he thinks he is two people and has established two identities in two places in the world
Alzriel could really be a clown who wears a sandwhich to speed business at a local pirate kids place, and Norc could actually be working at a Tourette's clinic and needs to use the speech she does to let off some steam.
Chris could really be Mr, Bean wno was drawn in by the weirdness of the site..CC could be Bill Gates who secretly comes on here to say whatever and get away with it.
And so on.
The second thing I will say is I hardly ever know what Nora or Julia or just about anyone but Dave is ever meaning and saying, it is sad really And he is right ufo's are really the faierie people and those that see them are pisky mazed.

I can understand why you struggle with those fjordlandians, but not us Brits. We are the epitome of clear and concise speech. 




Except Petty of course but then he is a separatist and doesn't count.

Leelee wrote:and Norc could actually be working at a Tourette's clinic and needs to use the speech she does to let off some steam.

 i just live too far north.. that's all. 


and those fucking little fuckers mosquitoes can go burn hell, damn i fucking hate them.. 

i am just a very angry and sad little person.

leelee wrote:The second thing I will say is I hardly ever know what Nora or Julia or just about anyone but Dave is ever meaning and saying, it is sad really And he is right ufo's are really the faierie people and those that see them are pisky mazed.

how are we hard to understand ? help us hour, maybe we can make it better

æ gir fullstendig mening, lol, ka dokker prate om.

songs only means echoes of foreign trees hovering over sandbanks elsewhere and crowning red oysters Norc's youthful, magnificent superior. Whores hate red examples granted red examples are terrific.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Maybe we should have a smart arse award this year.

I know who would win it

Eldorion wrote:{{{Don't push him too far, yet.  I've got Petty on a training regimen that will have him a perfectly politically correct modern man who is in touch with both his masculine and feminine sides in no time.  And if I can't do it, then Mrs Figg will whip him into shape, perhaps literally. }}}

it will be my pleasure I am thinking Birch 11 inches, scratchy or maybe Willow 10 inches, springy with a hint of rebound.

Mrs Figg wrote:

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Maybe we should have a smart arse award this year.

 I know who would win it

me ofcourse lol.

I cannot tell why, but Hasia has such a crush on Petty.-leelee

I fail to see why everyone is so surprised    - tartan, kilt, buckie, crabbit demeanour, live in my own barrel. Obviously she will have a crush on me with all that going on.

"it will be my pleasure I am thinking Birch 11 inches, scratchy or maybe Willow 10 inches, springy with a hint of rebound." Mrs Figg

Oh dear, you forgot to encrypt that Mrs Figg- not to worry i will pretend not to have heard (and will forget once fully drunk  ) as I am sure you and Eldo are discussing some sort of wedding present for me.


Me of course- Norc

If we did have such a reward I suspect it would be the most hotly contested award yet!