Re: Feelings Thread - Girls Only

[Norc]

it's rather obvious.

[Pettytyrant101]

A friend posted this on her facebook page, apprently it is worthy of trembling knees and no doubt fainting, so you have been warned-



Women I just dont understand them. I mean he hasnt even kept his sporran on, thats just careless!

[Amarië]

How can you tell, Petty? Could be what he's covering up.

Awww, his bellybutton is a... flower? And why is his butt placed on that towel thingy, is he getting his nappy changed?

[halfwise]

in the last one it looks like he has hips and really short legs. no thank you. i could list up whom i fancy, but.. no.

No, dear Norc. You are far too fanciful to be trusted with deciding who you fancy. That's why I've been doing all the legwork for you. But you are being recalcitrant so I've decided to choose another boy for you. Since you seem to have a (rather lamentable I must say) penchant for older men with talent....

[Pettytyrant101]

How can you tell, Petty? Could be what he's covering up.- Amarie

He doesnt have is hand on it, obviously. You always keep one hand firmly on your sporran.

And whats happened to all his hair? All thats left is eyebrows, a bit he must have missed whilst shaving under his lip, and the rest is huddled together in a clump under his chin like a flock of frightened sheep (I wonder if he even knows its there!)
Is he aquatic maybe?

[Amarië]

Oh.... that explains the look he's giving the camera. "Take
me! To the ocean! Can't... breathe... on... land!"

Poor poor merman!

[Amarië]

in the last one it looks like he has hips and really short legs. no thank you. i could list up whom i fancy, but.. no.

No, dear Norc. You are far too fanciful to be trusted with deciding who you fancy. That's why I've been doing all the legwork for you. But you are being recalcitrant so I've decided to choose another boy for you. Since you seem to have a (rather lamentable I must say) penchant for older men with talent....

You have to admit... that's pretty girly too.

[Eldorion]

in the last one it looks like he has hips and really short legs. no thank you. i could list up whom i fancy, but.. no.

We all know Norc would never betray her Cumberbatch.

Except maybe for Tom Hiddleston.

[CC12 35]

[Norc]

halfwise... no.. just. no.

whaaat.. eldo.. you know me too well xD

well apart from cumberbatch and hiddleston there is this guy

think he's from lost..

[Norc]

and there is (more my age..):

[Norc]

mustn't forget:

[Norc]

and of course:

[Norc]

now stop trying to bieberize me!

[Pettytyrant101]

What is it with these halfmen half aqautic people?!

And why does he have longjohns on in the sea? Thats no good they just go all baggy.

And what the hell is that CC?!!

[Norc]

i am so glad my sound was off

[halfwise]

CC! That was %$*&!! BRILLIANT! I want more, and want to know where the hell you found it.

And Norc, there was a whole selection of nice men there. Why you have to go chasing the Cumberbritches and Leos of the world when CC and I are working overtime to find you quality material just....it just eludes me.

[Norc]

facepalm.

[Eldorion]

And what the hell is that CC?!!

It appears to be a Chechen pop number.

[Orwell]

My goodness, I've just got out of bed and popped in before heading off to work, and I feel I know you guys so much better now!

The most disturbing thing is how Eldo and Halfy fit in so well here... and how Norc (and Eldo) reveal their love for cute boys of the Bieber type... deny it if they will.

At least Petty sticks to his crabbit Scotsmanliness... though buckie will always blur the edges, and that kilt and sporran of his will always be a source for conjecture, methinks...

I prefer to say not to say too much about the Old Girl Guard (you know who I mean) as they can be quite rude about Manly Men. {{{Petty. Are you there? Repressed Lesbian Manlymen-haters? Probably... makes sense anyhow}}}

And I won't bother commenting on Kooky and how consistently annoying she can be... ... {{{oh fik! I just did... }}}

Anyhow, I'm off. Someone has to work, you know!

[Mrs Figg]

[CC12 35]

My goodness, I've just got out of bed and popped in before heading off to work, and I feel I know you guys so much better now!

The most disturbing thing is how Eldo and Halfy fit in so well here... and how Norc (and Eldo) reveal their love for cute boys of the Bieber type... deny it if they will.

At least Petty sticks to his crabbit Scotsmanliness... though buckie will always blur the edges, and that kilt and sporran of his will always be a source for conjecture, methinks...

I prefer to say not to say too much about the Old Girl Guard (you know who I mean) as they can be quite rude about Manly Men. {{{Petty. Are you there? Repressed Lesbian Manlymen-haters? Probably... makes sense anyhow}}}

And I won't bother commenting on Kooky and how consistently annoying she can be... ... {{{oh fik! I just did... }}}

Anyhow, I'm off. Someone has to work, you know!

you'll become a star and have lots of potatoes

[Norc]

and how Norc (and Eldo) reveal their love for cute boys of the Bieber type... deny it if they will.

i don't like bieber!!!

[azriel]

job done, I think we got him worried ?
And as for Bieber......hes about as wanted as a pair of wet,shitty underpants discarded by a drunken tramp

[halfwise]

The most disturbing thing is how Eldo and Halfy fit in so well here...

Hey - I'm just hanging around long enough to help Norc realize she's been ignoring her soulmate, the Bieb. It's a purely humanitarian act. Once she comes to her senses I'm clearing out.