Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
+8
CC12 35
RA
Eldorion
Norc
Mrs Figg
chris63
azriel
Orwell
12 posters
Forumshire :: Other Topics :: Off-Topic
Page 2 of 6
Page 2 of 6 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Silence!
Hooray!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
Hooray!
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
This is so nuts. So I went and updated my location. ![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
_________________
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
Amarië- Dark Planet Ambassador
- Posts : 5433
Join date : 2011-06-10
Age : 43
Location : The Dark Planet Embassy, Main str. Needlehole.
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
- Posts : 25841
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 94
Location : Holding The Door
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Well.I love this! its good fun !, & I bet it was great fun putting it together !
![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Jean-b11](https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/17/86/44/91/th/jean-b11.jpg)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Darn tootin' - and I'm not finished... err.. tellin' these true factual aspects of Norc's life (apparently)... The trouble I have is trying to be amusing without being Benny Hill... Truth is Benny Hill possessed me when I was young and impressionable and I can't seem to break the habit...
(They're happy tears btw
)
![Sad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_sad.gif)
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Sadly, this is whats needed on TV these days ! theres not enough comedy ! & double entendres ! we need saving Orwell ! keep it up !.............said the actress to the bishop
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Jean-b11](https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/17/86/44/91/th/jean-b11.jpg)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Norc's Mother's therapist voiced a word (or two) of caution.
"Norc's Mother, if you intend to take my advice, it might be beneficial to learn a thing or two about Cranberry Dave. For a start, the secret of his superhobbit powers is said to be in his Secret Berryblood Elixir."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran2.jpg)
"That looks like Cranberry Juice!"
"It's possible I guess... The next thing you need to know is that he has been married seventeen times... These are a few of the surviving wedding lithographs..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran10.jpg)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran9.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran8.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran11](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran11.jpg)
"The last was during his short Mormon phase. But he never found reciprocated true love. Yes all his wives loved him, but he only loved this lass..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran12.jpg)
"... the daughter of his neighbour, Clint Eastwood, a Stoor. Also, he had a nasty accident when his wagon overturned back in '27 (or '28)."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran7.png)
"The accident scene photos are too horrific to show on a family friendly forum... Oh yes, and it left a lot of cleaning up to do..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran5.jpg)
"...and then he had to chase a rather large rodent away from Clint Eastward's daughter..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran14](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran14.jpg)
"Not that she reallly appreciated it that much. She rejected his impassioned protestations of love soon after, saying she was already married to the local Preacher... But it turned Dave mad nonetheless, the heathen...and that's when he decided he would become a Witch Hunter. He is bitter against Witches you see and as far as he's concerned, Clint Eastward's daughter was a witch - had to be to reject the solicitations of such a handsome Cranberry Farmer (Dave, that is). Anyway, as to Witch Hunting, he started small..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran6.jpg)
"Mind you, he only hit this one with a cranberry, but as I said, it was a start... Fortunately, he later found out she wasn't actually a witch.. which was just as well, I guess... His trusty pooch became his companion after that... Oh yes, he also found out that he was Barak Obama's love child around the same time... "
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran17](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran17.jpg)
"...and this has caused him some mixed feelings as he suspects Barak Obama is a Warlock..."
"I will go and find him," Norc's Mother said. "He sounds just the kind of hobbit to deal with that horrid Forumshiran Witchebrood."
"Just so... But a word of warning. When you knock on his door at the Duck and Muck, wait a few minutes before entering, no matter what he bids from inside his room."
"Why is that?"
"It's up to you, but this is how he is said to relax after a hard day's Cranberrying..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran13.jpg)
"Oh dear!"
"No in fact, 'tis said he's not dear at all, though I won't go as far as to say he's cheap... Oh yes, and the dog bites...."
to be continued...
"Norc's Mother, if you intend to take my advice, it might be beneficial to learn a thing or two about Cranberry Dave. For a start, the secret of his superhobbit powers is said to be in his Secret Berryblood Elixir."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran2.jpg)
"That looks like Cranberry Juice!"
"It's possible I guess... The next thing you need to know is that he has been married seventeen times... These are a few of the surviving wedding lithographs..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran10](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran10.jpg)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran9](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran9.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran8.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran11](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran11.jpg)
"The last was during his short Mormon phase. But he never found reciprocated true love. Yes all his wives loved him, but he only loved this lass..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran12](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran12.jpg)
"... the daughter of his neighbour, Clint Eastwood, a Stoor. Also, he had a nasty accident when his wagon overturned back in '27 (or '28)."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran7.png)
"The accident scene photos are too horrific to show on a family friendly forum... Oh yes, and it left a lot of cleaning up to do..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran5.jpg)
"...and then he had to chase a rather large rodent away from Clint Eastward's daughter..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran14](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran14.jpg)
"Not that she reallly appreciated it that much. She rejected his impassioned protestations of love soon after, saying she was already married to the local Preacher... But it turned Dave mad nonetheless, the heathen...and that's when he decided he would become a Witch Hunter. He is bitter against Witches you see and as far as he's concerned, Clint Eastward's daughter was a witch - had to be to reject the solicitations of such a handsome Cranberry Farmer (Dave, that is). Anyway, as to Witch Hunting, he started small..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran6.jpg)
"Mind you, he only hit this one with a cranberry, but as I said, it was a start... Fortunately, he later found out she wasn't actually a witch.. which was just as well, I guess... His trusty pooch became his companion after that... Oh yes, he also found out that he was Barak Obama's love child around the same time... "
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran17](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran17.jpg)
"...and this has caused him some mixed feelings as he suspects Barak Obama is a Warlock..."
"I will go and find him," Norc's Mother said. "He sounds just the kind of hobbit to deal with that horrid Forumshiran Witchebrood."
"Just so... But a word of warning. When you knock on his door at the Duck and Muck, wait a few minutes before entering, no matter what he bids from inside his room."
"Why is that?"
"It's up to you, but this is how he is said to relax after a hard day's Cranberrying..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Cran13](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/cran13.jpg)
"Oh dear!"
"No in fact, 'tis said he's not dear at all, though I won't go as far as to say he's cheap... Oh yes, and the dog bites...."
to be continued...
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
- Posts : 25841
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 94
Location : Holding The Door
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
yee gads ! is that a mans dangly bits ?! Ive seen more life in a butchers shop ! & that dog looks like he knows a thing or to !
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
I shudder to think someone consented to do that lithograph!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
- Posts : 25841
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 94
Location : Holding The Door
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Well this nelly is my nelly not your nelly!
{{{Though I haven't a nelly's hope in hell of knowing what a nelly is!
}}}
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
{{{Though I haven't a nelly's hope in hell of knowing what a nelly is!
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
old school neeely
_________________
it's not that serious Caroline
CC12 35- Gypsy gal, the hands of Harlem
- Posts : 3085
Join date : 2012-10-27
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
One fine day, the awesomely handsome and intelligent and incredibly humble Orwell Jackaboots McOdo (the Third) was relaxing with his horse outside his hole in Little Forumshire when he saw Norc's Mother sauntering along Pushcock Lane toward him. Of course, he did not know why she was there (nor why she wore a palantir hearing device), but as she was quite an attractive hobbit of indeterminate age, his cockles immediately rose.
"Why, my nelly!" he exclaimed. "What a lovely piece of fine flesh that was ever to walk on two legs down my laneway."
Artist's impression of Norc's Mother and Orwell (3).
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum1.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum2.jpg)
"Hello, fair hobbit lady," says Orwell. "What brings such a young looking older woman to my hole?
"I am not coming to your hole, most chiselled hobbit stranger who looks much younger than he probably is... unless... of course... you are not, pray tell, Cranberry Dave...." (This last asked somewhat hopefully).
"No, no... Excuse me a moment, as I lift these barbells..."
"Sorry, what were you saying, Fair Lady with a Fjordianlandian accent?"
"Oh you must stop!" cried Norc's Mother blushing...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum4.jpg)
"...you are making me feel like I'm a facile young girl again and not the mother of a somewhat ghastly daughter."
"Daughter?"
"I have a daughter named Norc."
Orwell (3) had an unexpected reaction.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum5.png)
"Oh you know her?" Norc's Mother asked.
"I do apologise, but I have that reaction when anyone mentions her... it's all out the other end when Ally is mentioned... Not that we need to see a diagram... no - don't think so... But you, sweet lady, how did you produce such a young monster... err... girl-child..?"
"Her father is a door to door salesman."
"I see...."
"Can you please direct me to Cranberry Dave's abode?"
"I shall do so gladly," says Orwell (3) gallantly, "but only if you perform a small favour first..."
...
After Norc's Mother had performed a small favour for Orwell (3), Orwell (3) gave Norc's Mother a goat.
"Thank you," she said and they shook hands.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum7.jpg)
"You must come back and perform some other small favours one day, Norc's Mother. There are more goats - and a pig - where that one came from."
"Gladly," answered Norc's Mother. "Though next time I think I better wear my sunglasses."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum8.jpg)
She then rode Orwell's goat from Little Forumshire to Needlehole in Forumshire.
to be continued....
"Why, my nelly!" he exclaimed. "What a lovely piece of fine flesh that was ever to walk on two legs down my laneway."
Artist's impression of Norc's Mother and Orwell (3).
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum1.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum2.jpg)
"Hello, fair hobbit lady," says Orwell. "What brings such a young looking older woman to my hole?
"I am not coming to your hole, most chiselled hobbit stranger who looks much younger than he probably is... unless... of course... you are not, pray tell, Cranberry Dave...." (This last asked somewhat hopefully).
"No, no... Excuse me a moment, as I lift these barbells..."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum3.png)
"Sorry, what were you saying, Fair Lady with a Fjordianlandian accent?"
"Oh you must stop!" cried Norc's Mother blushing...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum4.jpg)
"...you are making me feel like I'm a facile young girl again and not the mother of a somewhat ghastly daughter."
"Daughter?"
"I have a daughter named Norc."
Orwell (3) had an unexpected reaction.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum5](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum5.png)
"Oh you know her?" Norc's Mother asked.
"I do apologise, but I have that reaction when anyone mentions her... it's all out the other end when Ally is mentioned... Not that we need to see a diagram... no - don't think so... But you, sweet lady, how did you produce such a young monster... err... girl-child..?"
"Her father is a door to door salesman."
"I see...."
"Can you please direct me to Cranberry Dave's abode?"
"I shall do so gladly," says Orwell (3) gallantly, "but only if you perform a small favour first..."
...
After Norc's Mother had performed a small favour for Orwell (3), Orwell (3) gave Norc's Mother a goat.
"Thank you," she said and they shook hands.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum7](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum7.jpg)
"You must come back and perform some other small favours one day, Norc's Mother. There are more goats - and a pig - where that one came from."
"Gladly," answered Norc's Mother. "Though next time I think I better wear my sunglasses."
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum8](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum8.jpg)
She then rode Orwell's goat from Little Forumshire to Needlehole in Forumshire.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Mum6](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/mum6.jpg)
to be continued....
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
yeah I had an unexpected reaction too!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Fart-bomb_zpsf47fbcd1](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/fart-bomb_zpsf47fbcd1.jpg)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Fart-bomb_zpsf47fbcd1](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/fart-bomb_zpsf47fbcd1.jpg)
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
- Posts : 25841
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 94
Location : Holding The Door
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
And then what happened!? ![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
_________________
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
#amarieco
Amarië- Dark Planet Ambassador
- Posts : 5433
Join date : 2011-06-10
Age : 43
Location : The Dark Planet Embassy, Main str. Needlehole.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
As it turned out, Cranberry Dave wasn't at the Duck and Muck in Needlehole. Randy Redrubberball, the Ostler, gave Norc's Mother directions to a large cramberry horticultural peatbog in the upper regions of The Water.
And he seemed larger than life in person... or at least larger than any of the other lithographs on this thread!
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave1.jpg)
He was out cranberry pluckin'. He had a talking Cranberry Plucker, called Ricky. Ricky was one of the nicest Pluckers you ever could meet.
His one horse carriage couldn't talk.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave3.png)
But he had a lithograph of Clint Eastwood's daughter stuck on the roof.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave2.jpg)
It was a melancholy situation, especially as Ricky did not understand hobbit feelings, especially about girls, especially about older men and their preference for girls on horses, especially about girls who were Clint Eastwood's daughter.
Cranberry Dave and Ricky paused in their work and turned to appraise Norc's Mother in the noon day sun.
Something in Dave's stance gave Norc's Mother pause...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave4.jpg)
"You're Dave aren't you?" Norc's Mother asked nervously.
"And you, Maám, are an witch."
"An witch?
"
"Prepare to ... diiiiiiieeeeee!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Norc19](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc19.png)
to be continued....
And he seemed larger than life in person... or at least larger than any of the other lithographs on this thread!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave1](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave1.jpg)
He was out cranberry pluckin'. He had a talking Cranberry Plucker, called Ricky. Ricky was one of the nicest Pluckers you ever could meet.
His one horse carriage couldn't talk.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave3](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave3.png)
But he had a lithograph of Clint Eastwood's daughter stuck on the roof.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave2](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave2.jpg)
It was a melancholy situation, especially as Ricky did not understand hobbit feelings, especially about girls, especially about older men and their preference for girls on horses, especially about girls who were Clint Eastwood's daughter.
Cranberry Dave and Ricky paused in their work and turned to appraise Norc's Mother in the noon day sun.
Something in Dave's stance gave Norc's Mother pause...
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Dave4](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/dave4.jpg)
"You're Dave aren't you?" Norc's Mother asked nervously.
"And you, Maám, are an witch."
"An witch?
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
"Prepare to ... diiiiiiieeeeee!"
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Norc18](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc18.png)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Norc19](https://2img.net/h/i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p528/OdoBanks/norc19.png)
to be continued....
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
_________________
"No one knows what the new day shall bring him" -Aragorn T.A. 3019 March 4th
Save Merp for 2013!
25,000 and counting. 12-23-12
"From him they learnt many things it were not good for any but the great Valar to know, for being half-comprehended such deep hidden things slay happiness; and besides many of the sayings of Melko were cunning lies or were but partly true, and the Noldoli ceased to sing, and their viols fell silent upon the hill of Kôr, for their hearts grew somewhat older as their lore grew deeper and their desires more swollen, and the books of their wisdom were multiplied as the leaves of the forest."
Remember Merp - July 11th, 2013
RA- Defender of the faith and Dunedain of the thread
- Posts : 1776
Join date : 2012-02-12
Location : Buckland
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Theres definately something about the Benny Hill theme tune !
Always seems to lighten any serious situation down to farcical level !
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Jean-b11](https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/17/86/44/91/th/jean-b11.jpg)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
I'm proud to note that I've been kept clear of all this recent silliness.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Screen10](https://i.servimg.com/u/f74/17/29/29/29/screen10.png)
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Screen10](https://i.servimg.com/u/f74/17/29/29/29/screen10.png)
_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise- Quintessence of Burrahobbitry
- Posts : 20485
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
So trueazriel wrote:Theres definately something about the Benny Hill theme tune !Always seems to lighten any serious situation down to farcical level !
![]()
_________________
"No one knows what the new day shall bring him" -Aragorn T.A. 3019 March 4th
Save Merp for 2013!
25,000 and counting. 12-23-12
"From him they learnt many things it were not good for any but the great Valar to know, for being half-comprehended such deep hidden things slay happiness; and besides many of the sayings of Melko were cunning lies or were but partly true, and the Noldoli ceased to sing, and their viols fell silent upon the hill of Kôr, for their hearts grew somewhat older as their lore grew deeper and their desires more swollen, and the books of their wisdom were multiplied as the leaves of the forest."
Remember Merp - July 11th, 2013
RA- Defender of the faith and Dunedain of the thread
- Posts : 1776
Join date : 2012-02-12
Location : Buckland
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
Halfy's come out the broom cupboard !
you look SO cute !
Come into the light,little guy
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
Come into the light,little guy
![Smile](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Jean-b11](https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/17/86/44/91/th/jean-b11.jpg)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
That's just what I look like after falling into the bucky barrel.
_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise- Quintessence of Burrahobbitry
- Posts : 20485
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
just taking a trip down Figg avenue
heres me as a kid, explains a lot.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Untitledfjfkdkdlv_zps3d785da4](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/untitledfjfkdkdlv_zps3d785da4.png)
I wanted to grow up to be a sophisticated cool lady,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m3ryrc0BzF1rrzxnto2_500_zps77dae71e](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m3ryrc0BzF1rrzxnto2_500_zps77dae71e.gif)
But I ended up like this,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m5gm820SfR1qbhy06_zpsa1caf46e](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m5gm820SfR1qbhy06_zpsa1caf46e.gif)
how come I imagine myself like this,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 ImagesCAB14NLG_zps6ed25f36](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/imagesCAB14NLG_zps6ed25f36.jpg)
But the reality is like this?,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m963g2hl8d1qef808o1_500_zps8c848e97](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m963g2hl8d1qef808o1_500_zps8c848e97.gif)
If I might intrude in your post, Mrs Figg...
heres me as a kid, explains a lot.
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Untitledfjfkdkdlv_zps3d785da4](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/untitledfjfkdkdlv_zps3d785da4.png)
I wanted to grow up to be a sophisticated cool lady,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m3ryrc0BzF1rrzxnto2_500_zps77dae71e](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m3ryrc0BzF1rrzxnto2_500_zps77dae71e.gif)
But I ended up like this,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m5gm820SfR1qbhy06_zpsa1caf46e](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m5gm820SfR1qbhy06_zpsa1caf46e.gif)
how come I imagine myself like this,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 ImagesCAB14NLG_zps6ed25f36](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/imagesCAB14NLG_zps6ed25f36.jpg)
But the reality is like this?,
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Tumblr_m963g2hl8d1qef808o1_500_zps8c848e97](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/tumblr_m963g2hl8d1qef808o1_500_zps8c848e97.gif)
If I might intrude in your post, Mrs Figg...
![Cheerleader](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/800892966.gif)
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
- Posts : 25841
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 94
Location : Holding The Door
Re: Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc
![lol!](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif)
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl.gif)
![Pictorial Aspects and Semblance of Reality - Norc - Page 2 Jean-b11](https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/17/86/44/91/th/jean-b11.jpg)
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15609
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Page 2 of 6 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
![-](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif)
» Norc wants a custom title
» Happy Birthday Norc!
» Happy birthday, Norc!
» Happy Birthday Norc!!
» Petty and Norc vs. us
» Happy Birthday Norc!
» Happy birthday, Norc!
» Happy Birthday Norc!!
» Petty and Norc vs. us
Forumshire :: Other Topics :: Off-Topic
Page 2 of 6
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum