Re: Official Apology Thread

[halfwise]

they tend to stay on topic in Bree. Rather disappointing, that. the only ones who tend to drag it off topic are droppers-in from forumshire, but the new topics never take hold for long: the long-time residents doggedly drag the thread back on track. Gets downright infuriating at times.

[Mrs Figg]

Thanks Ringo, and you too Orwy. I should change my name to fireyknickers or stropalot, Mrs Figg is far too sedate an avatar. maybe Mad Madame Mim is a good one.

[halfwise]

Oo, both sound deliciously wicked.

[CC12 35]

It does NOT feel like a Thursday to me. Thankfully, tigers are very punctual and keep me on track.

[Mrs Figg]

those Tygers have fearful punctuality.

[halfwise]

I'd say tigers have puncturability, not punctuality.

[Ally]

Tigger would be a funner ruler than Rajah, but Carly would be the best for all tigers. Except Khan. He can go far away.

[Pettytyrant101]

What about the one on fire in the jungle? Theres a poem about it.

[Mrs Figg]

The TYGER (from Songs Of Experience)
By William Blake

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

[Pettytyrant101]

So why did he set a tiger on fire then? Funny fellow that Blake.

[Mrs Figg]

Petty so I just read the letter to admin in Bree, thanks very much for your support.
I actually deleted my own posts before I quit as mod. I did decide to quit, they hadnt banned me before I quit. I deleted them as I thought it was unpleasant for Berg chappy and you to have those things out there for future people to read, i didnt think it was fair on you and him to have my rubbishy comments about you both to be in the public domain so I deleted it all. I think the admin was pissed off that I quit, I also sent him a snappy letter about the News posting too, as he didnt inform me they had found someone else to post, that pissed me off, so I thought why should I bother with them if they dont have the bottle to tell me they have found some other person. wow that was long winded.
Anyway thanks for the moral support Petty, it was much appreciated.

[David H]

I apologize for showing up late to the party. It sounds like I missed all the excitement. Oh well... By any chance is there any buckie left?

[halfwise]

Hey! You gotta apologize for something before you get any buckie.

[Eldorion]

It does NOT feel like a Thursday to me.

Could be because it's a Saturday.

[Pettytyrant101]

Hey! You gotta apologize for something before you get any buckie.- Halfwise

Well if thats the rules.
I apoligise for bagpipes. Angry women (that should make them angrier). Scotlands part in the slave trade (thats a big apology whichj should be worth more buckie surely?), tartan trousers, golf, adding more words for rain to the language than is strictly necessary, crabbitness, Pure Publications, Scottish terriers, especially white ones called Hamish, Sean Connery maintainig an Edinburgh accent regards of the role he plays in a film, Karen Gillan for doing two films since Who neither of which contains any nudity and using this as an accepted cultural means of communication.

Right thats a few barrels worth of apology I reckon.

[Eldorion]

You're sorry for crabbitness?!

I never thought I'd see the day!

[Pettytyrant101]

If there is a buckie in it Eldo I cn be sorry for whatever the hell you like.

[Mrs Figg]

yep tartan trousers is pants.

[halfwise]

David - I just noticed you did indeed apologize for something: being late for the party. My bad, the bucky's buried somewhere under the prostrate bodies.

[Mrs Figg]

I would like to apologize for Timmy Mallet and all 'wacky' radio DJs.

[halfwise]

Are DJs your fault, Mrs Figg? If so you've got a lot to answer for.

Dance floor DJs annoy me more than radio DJs because you actually can meet them in person and find out just how full of themselves they are. You want to pour drinks down their collar.

[David H]

David - I just noticed you did indeed apologize for something: being late for the party. My bad, the bucky's buried somewhere under the prostrate bodies.

Thanks for the apology Halfy, I'm sorry I wasn't clearer in the first place!

{{{There! That should earn us both another round. Now lets get digging. Could you help me move this giant flabby goblin thing? I'll take the arms if you take the legs.}}}

[halfwise]

{{{ Wait: Goblins apologize for stuff? He must've been drunk when he came in....urf...um, maybe we'd better just roll him. }}}