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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Norc Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:58 am
is that thing real? 
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Ally Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:19 am
Pretty sure cappuccino is real. As real as real can be in this world of lies and broken things
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by RA Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:24 am
The picture certainly looks real... and creepy. 
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:30 pm
Hear that? Thats the sound of Tolkiens remains spinning. 
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Eldorion Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:44 pm
I really loved this GIF from TORn's Facebook page. 
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by RA Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:38 pm
Priceless
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"From him they learnt many things it were not good for any but the great Valar to know, for being half-comprehended such deep hidden things slay happiness; and besides many of the sayings of Melko were cunning lies or were but partly true, and the Noldoli ceased to sing, and their viols fell silent upon the hill of Kôr, for their hearts grew somewhat older as their lore grew deeper and their desires more swollen, and the books of their wisdom were multiplied as the leaves of the forest."
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:01 am
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Tinuviel Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:37 pm
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Eldorion Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:13 pm
I don't even...
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:19 pm
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by azriel Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:12 pm
Mohammad entered his classroom.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," answered the kid.
"Here in France, there is no Mohammad. From now on your name will be Jean-Francois," replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" asked his mother.
"My name is not Mohammad. I am in France and my name is Jean-Francois."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name?! Are you trying to disown your parents?! Your heritage?! Shame on you!" And she beat him. Then she called the father and he beat him very hard.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:
"What happened my little Jean-Francois?"
"Well Miss, 2 hours after becoming French, I was attacked by two Arabs !!
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," answered the kid.
"Here in France, there is no Mohammad. From now on your name will be Jean-Francois," replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" asked his mother.
"My name is not Mohammad. I am in France and my name is Jean-Francois."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name?! Are you trying to disown your parents?! Your heritage?! Shame on you!" And she beat him. Then she called the father and he beat him very hard.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:
"What happened my little Jean-Francois?"
"Well Miss, 2 hours after becoming French, I was attacked by two Arabs !!
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Ally Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:54 pm
Lord of the Rings joke: JRR Tolkien was a good writer HIGH FIVE
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:29 pm
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:36 pm
maybe she will get one in the Wholesome Tales. 
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by chris63 Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:27 am
Age of the Hobbits
http://www.examiner.com/article/tolkien-lawyers-threaten-age-of-the-hobbits-film-with-legal-action
http://www.examiner.com/article/tolkien-lawyers-threaten-age-of-the-hobbits-film-with-legal-action
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:35 pm
Mmmmm- fair enough on claiming the term 'hobbit' is used more geenrically and to describe a real early human species- but dragons in it? Pretty sure they dont show up in the history records!
The worse thing about that article is the headline- those are NOT Tolkien lawyers- they are WB lawyers- possibly the furthest thing from a lawyer working in Tolkiens interests there is on the planet!
The worse thing about that article is the headline- those are NOT Tolkien lawyers- they are WB lawyers- possibly the furthest thing from a lawyer working in Tolkiens interests there is on the planet!
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Eldorion Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:39 pm
The Asylum exists to make money by confusing people who want to see major blockbusters (though this is a bit more divergent than their usual style of knockoff). That's the majority of their business model On the other hand, The Saul Zaentz Company loves exists to sue people for idiotic reasons, such as using the word "shire", which has existed for centuries.
They deserve each other.
They deserve each other.
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by chris63 Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:42 am
Drunk Elves.
http://lotrproject.com/blog/2012/10/22/on-the-topic-of-drunk-elves/
http://lotrproject.com/blog/2012/10/22/on-the-topic-of-drunk-elves/
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Orwell Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:51 am
Mrs Figg wrote:maybe she will get one in the Wholesome Tales.
Managed to miss this first time around...
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Re: Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More
by Eldorion Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:57 am
chris63 wrote:Drunk Elves.
http://lotrproject.com/blog/2012/10/22/on-the-topic-of-drunk-elves/
I think he sums it up pretty well in the last paragraph.
It is perhaps the case that the scene was not very well thought through. If so this discussion is rather meaningless. I am very interested to see how they will deal with this inconsistency in the upcoming movies. If they will comment it or not. Maybe they will remove the scene completely and have Tauriel free the dwarves?
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