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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Manwe Sulimo Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:49 am
Eru wrote:This thread has been blessed by Eru.
Praise be!
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Forest Shepherd Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:18 am
OK who's doing this...
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:53 am
{{{{ Bloody Gods, nothing but trouble! There'll be ladies having to guard themselves from raging white bulls and such before you know it 
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by halfwise Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:56 pm
And being turned into trees, and trapped forever in the depths of Hades...men have it lucky, they just get slaughtered.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Eldorion Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:56 pm
halfwise wrote:Alas, Forumshire is but a pale shadow of it's former weird self.
I know many other things of which I could say the same. I feel Tolkien was right, the world of Faerie is fading. It's inexorable.
Looks like the gods heard halfy's prayer and answered it!
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by halfwise Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:23 pm
I was kinda thinking the same thing!
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by bungobaggins Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:26 pm
Forest Shepherd wrote:OK who's doing this...
Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't even find it to be remotely funny.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Manwe Sulimo Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:39 pm
bungobaggins wrote:Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't even find it to be remotely funny.
We're sorry you don't approve.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by malickfan Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:43 pm
Did Petty ever find a lady in the end 
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by halfwise Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:01 pm
Boy have you been out of it! 
He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! 
He's got this Italian lady stuffing him full of vegetables for the last 6 months, and he likes it! _________________
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by malickfan Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:03 pm
halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it!
When you say vegetables, I take it you don't mean chips and baked beans?
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Eldorion Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:17 pm
halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it!
It's an Eruvian miracle!
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by halfwise Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:23 pm
malickfan wrote:halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it!
When you say vegetables, I take it you don't mean chips and baked beans?
He hasn't been too descriptive since he doesn't actually recognize most of them... seems to be in the love-struck mode of goofy-smile-and-nod-your-head, whatever happens. It's all buried in the Tales of Home thread, I believe. Spends long periods befuddled at his loss of crabbit. Have you noticed that he and Figgs haven't been fighting as much as before? That's a sure sign.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by bungobaggins Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:08 pm
halfwise wrote:Boy have you been out of it!
Pics or GTFO.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Eldorion Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:10 pm
There are pics of them on Facebook but I don't want to post anything without permission.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by halfwise Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:08 pm
I don't have the patience to dig through ALL of Tales of Home, but in the middle of this page there's a mention:
http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t1327p500-tales-of-home-7
http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t1327p500-tales-of-home-7
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:35 am
{{{{ She hides vegetables in otherwise tasty food! And she buys ones I dont recognise so I dont know they are a vegetable (ok I admit that is most vegetables) and they are never deep fried in batter either like proper food And it'll be a year at the end of December Halfy- a whole year of eating vegetables- surprised I'm still alive! }}}}
She hides vegetables in otherwise tasty food! And she buys ones I dont recognise so I dont know they are a vegetable (ok I admit that is most vegetables) and they are never deep fried in batter either like proper food And it'll be a year at the end of December Halfy- a whole year of eating vegetables- surprised I'm still alive! }}}}_________________
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