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Re: Complaints [2]
by halfwise Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:23 pm
She's rambunctious and we love her. And cute, cute,cute.
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by Pettytyrant101 Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:27 pm
You could try drastic an unpleasant plastic surgery Norc to look less cute 
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by Bluebottle Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:34 pm
Maybe there's a common ground here.
What if one says for instance; "Norc is a scarily cute badass" ?
You see by putting "scarily" in front of it you make beeing cute part of your badass persona.
What if one says for instance; "Norc is a scarily cute badass" ?
You see by putting "scarily" in front of it you make beeing cute part of your badass persona.
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by halfwise Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:38 pm
It takes another Fjordlandian to decrypt our Norc. 
It's not just the looks, it's the personality. Anyone who uses language the way she does would teeter on the brink of being tossed out the door if she wasn't so cute with it. The phrase "and fuck I'm not cute!" kinda says it all.
Sorry Norc, you're just gonna have to trade yourself in for someone else altogether. Cute clear to the core. Poor thing.
It's not just the looks, it's the personality. Anyone who uses language the way she does would teeter on the brink of being tossed out the door if she wasn't so cute with it. The phrase "and fuck I'm not cute!" kinda says it all.
Sorry Norc, you're just gonna have to trade yourself in for someone else altogether. Cute clear to the core. Poor thing.
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Re: Complaints [2]
by Norc Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:32 pm
oh fuck it.. i'll just trade my soul to the devil or something...
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by Lancebloke Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:44 pm
Norc wrote:
Awwww....
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by Ringdrotten Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:49 pm
You mustn't contradict them, Norc, you and Amarië are great ambassadors for our Fjordian women 
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Re: Complaints [2]
by halfwise Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:14 am
Can I take the laptop?
Edit: this was supposed to be on another thread. I was wondering what happened to it. Oh well.
Edit: this was supposed to be on another thread. I was wondering what happened to it. Oh well.
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by Bluebottle Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:39 am
What a nice thing to say Ringo. I wholeheartedly agree. 
(Now why couldn't I have thought of that first. 
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(Now why couldn't I have thought of that first.
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by Amarië Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:52 am
Ringdrotten wrote:You mustn't contradict them, Norc, you and Amarië are great ambassadors for our Fjordian women
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by Amarië Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:53 am
Bluebottle wrote:What a nice thing to say Ringo. I wholeheartedly agree.
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by Orwell Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:28 am
If these damned horny Fjordians can vote as a block, why not the restrained and respectable Bankses?
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by Norc Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:43 am
i think inside orwell there lives a tiny dictator. well..perhaps it's in the name
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Re: Complaints [2]
by Norc Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:44 am
definitely.Amarië wrote:Ringdrotten wrote:You mustn't contradict them, Norc, you and Amarië are great ambassadors for our Fjordian women
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by Lancebloke Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:49 am
So suckered. He knows what time of year it is!!!Norc wrote:definitely.Amarië wrote:Ringdrotten wrote:You mustn't contradict them, Norc, you and Amarië are great ambassadors for our Fjordian women
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by Orwell Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:15 am
There is nothing tiny about me, Norc. I'm larger than life. Not narcissistic, mind.Norc wrote:i think inside orwell there lives a tiny dictator. well..perhaps it's in the name
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Re: Complaints [2]
by Orwell Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:45 am
You're insufferable!
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Re: Complaints [2]
by Ringdrotten Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:51 am
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Re: Complaints [2]
by Orwell Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:14 pm
I'm trying to find Odo's adventures in Narnia (you know, the one that tells the true story of how Odo saved Forumshire when Dark Planet invaded under the command of their naked leader, Amarie!) but I can't just now... Will no one help me? 
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by Mrs Figg Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:09 pm
probably not if they have awards to win.
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