Happy Birthday Lorient
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Happy Birthday Lorient
Happy Bithday Lorient!!
Now either I am slipping up or our birthday predictor at the bottom ofthe screen never flagged your birthday up before now Lorient or I would have had somethng more prepared- especially for a 16th.
Bt I am afaid this will have to do for now. So Happy Birthday!! Have a great day!
Now either I am slipping up or our birthday predictor at the bottom ofthe screen never flagged your birthday up before now Lorient or I would have had somethng more prepared- especially for a 16th.
Bt I am afaid this will have to do for now. So Happy Birthday!! Have a great day!
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Here's to a very happy birthday, Lorient! Sixteen is a big one! I hope you enjoy your day and wish you all the best in the years to come.
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Happy Birthday Lorient.
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You've got a few more years left before the long decline. Not many I'm afraid, but Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Ha and people say I am crabbit! Happy birthday you'll be dead soon! I don't know, this is what happens when mop heads gets a life of their own (and I dont mean the Beatles)
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Happy Birthday Lorient -- and be like me, REFUSE to EVER decline! {{{Especially when it comes to the Ladies! }}}
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'I say Harriet old bean, I heard that Orwell is declining'
'Declining?. No you idiot, he's Reclining, in the shrubbery with Mildred'
'He reclined with me the other day too!'
'and me!'
'and me as well, but it was dark, and he slipped'.
'Declining?. No you idiot, he's Reclining, in the shrubbery with Mildred'
'He reclined with me the other day too!'
'and me!'
'and me as well, but it was dark, and he slipped'.
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halfwise wrote:You've got a few more years left before the long decline. Not many I'm afraid, but Happy Birthday!
Now that's a cheery thought
But I myself find that while certain things do degrade over time, other things actually improve. At least those that you set your mind to.
Turembar- Ringwinner
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Thanks all! I thought I had entered my birthday info but I logged on last night and realized I hadn't! So my bad Petty!
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Ah well Lorient- you will just have to remain with us at least another year to get a birthday edition of the NotP now!
Hope you had a great day though. What civil wonders of adulthood traditionaly are bestowed in the US for 16? In the UK you are old enough to leave school, go to work, pay taxes, join the army and have sex (although for some reason you still aren't considered old enough to watch other people having sex- you can do it but you aren't allowed to see how!) and in Scotland soonish at least, vote- although it'd be a pretty full birthday if you had to it all on the same day.
Hope you had a great day though. What civil wonders of adulthood traditionaly are bestowed in the US for 16? In the UK you are old enough to leave school, go to work, pay taxes, join the army and have sex (although for some reason you still aren't considered old enough to watch other people having sex- you can do it but you aren't allowed to see how!) and in Scotland soonish at least, vote- although it'd be a pretty full birthday if you had to it all on the same day.
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Petty
I don't know about your contries, but the "age-limit" at 16 is just to prevent 19 year olds pairing up with 13 year olds.
I don't know about your contries, but the "age-limit" at 16 is just to prevent 19 year olds pairing up with 13 year olds.
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A belated happy birthday from me too, Lorient Hope you had a nice day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
You may not be able to legally watch porn, Lorient, but you can watch any amount of gratuitous violence as compensation.
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
and you can recline to do both. or decline.
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Are you old enough to watch Game of Thrones on HBO though?
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Mrs Figg wrote:and you can recline to do both. or decline.
I almost said that porn was often just another form of gratuitous violence - on women.
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Ally wrote:Are you old enough to watch Game of Thrones on HBO though?
Are the "Game of Thrones" books as good as they're made out to be, Ally?
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Ally wrote:Are you old enough to watch Game of Thrones on HBO though?
Orwell already said that Lorient couldn't watch porn yet. (Oh yes, I went there, HBO. )
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Eldorion wrote:Ally wrote:Are you old enough to watch Game of Thrones on HBO though?
Orwell already said that Lorient couldn't watch porn yet. (Oh yes, I went there, HBO. )
Ha! Nice Eldo!
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Re: Happy Birthday Lorient
Thanks, Tin! BTW, I have it on good authority that you and Beren will be making an appearance in The Needlehole Mysteries in the next installment, which will be very soon.
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Alright, again thanks everyone! But Orwell and Petty, I wouldn't exactly want to watch porn anyways!
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