Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
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Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
you guys seen this?
http://www.cracked.com/article_19689_harry-potter-vs.-lord-rings-final-showdown.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=newarticle&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
and just ignore they wrote Sauroman -.-"
http://www.cracked.com/article_19689_harry-potter-vs.-lord-rings-final-showdown.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=newarticle&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
and just ignore they wrote Sauroman -.-"
Re: Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
I actually laughed out loud.
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Nice.
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Re: Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
I saw that when you shared it on Facebook, I think! I love Cracked.com; I actually discovered them through another one of their LOTR articles a while back.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15739_50-reasons-lord-rings-sucks.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_15739_50-reasons-lord-rings-sucks.html
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Actually he has a point with some of those!
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Re: Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
Sauroman ?!?! WHY XD
and "killed by a loophole in grammar" Love that one xD
and "killed by a loophole in grammar" Love that one xD
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Does it say in the book anywhere if any of the hobbits actually lost weight? I know they all changed in appearance and Merry and Pippin became stronger and taller, but Sam and Frodo must have lost a ton of weight!
If not I'm with Mr Albert on this one!
If not I'm with Mr Albert on this one!
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I am pretty almost quite somewhat certain that weightloss is mentioned in the Hobbit and LOTR, if not in both than at least in one. Can't quite remember their exact words though...
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Re: Harry Potter vs The Lord of the Rings
yes! (pickin up the thread because I dunno why it has died out!) Frodo and Sam definitely ran out of food and I am pretty confident (but too lazy to grab my book and look it up and find something to quote) that it was mentioned that Frodo at least was much thinner. I am also confident Tolkien said the hobbits looked better (as in more handsome and well, not so round about the waist if you know what I mean, as most hobbits).
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Hilarious, I love it
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Five mins of fun. Like petty said, some good points But missed out Hermiones's ginger, well, 'Cat'!
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Both...............I love both the films. Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings both are Great and Legendary film franchises.
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A little young this one Halfy!!
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