Council of Tyrants

Excellent stuff, Petty! I noticed you promised a bigger and better show than ever in the most recent NotP, too.

{{{Let me know if you need any help putting stuff together!}}}

 

{{{{{ Thanks Eldo- you might hear from me when I hit the panick button  }}}}

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Petty- Maw, Paw!

Paw- Whit is it can yi noo see A'm busy laddie?

Petty- But your just sitting there picking your nose?

Paw- Well I said A wis busy.

Maw- Whit is it yi want Petty son?

Petty- Um, I've done it again I think.

Maw- Well git ootside and under the waterfall and wash it aff then!

Petty- Whit? No, no, not that.

Paw- Then whit- an hurry up A've git the aether nostril still tae dae.

Petty- I think I might have upset Mrs Figg, again--Oww!

Paw- Thats fur upsetting a lassie, agin. Whit is it wi yi?

Maw- Oh Petty son, whit did yi dae this time?

Petty- Nothing.

Maw- Nothing? She's upset oe'er nothing is she?

Petty- Well I mean nothing in particualr, A wis jist being, well me.

Paw- A've warned yi no tae dae that.

Maw- Well yi'll jist huve tae apoligise son.

Petty- What? For being me?

Paw- A wud if A wis you.

Petty- But if I have to apologise for being me every-time I'll never stop apologising, I'm me all the time.

Paw- Mairs the pity.

Maw- Well this time maebies yi shud apologise.

Petty- But a cant- she's not about to apologise too.

Paw- Whit yi mean yi finally upset her sae much she's legged it?

Petty- Aye, exactly--OW-OW-OWWW- whats that for?

Paw- Being an ignorant wi naff sae full o yir ain opinion yi cannae see the wood fir the trees.

Petty- Oh, fair enough actually. So what to I do?

Paw- Huve yi thought aboot jumping in the loch?

Petty- What good would that do?

Paw- Nowt, bit I'd gie us aw a gud laugh.

Petty- Oh, very good Paw, cheers for that-- OWW!- what was that for?

Paw- Trying tae bi smart- thats whit gets yi intae these hassles in the first place yi daft wi bugger.

Petty- But Im a crabbit- I cant be a crabbit if Im not imovabley stubborn too.

Paw- Gies five minutes wi an empty buckie bottle A'll soon huve yi moving laddie.

Petty- Now, no need for that Paw- I just want some advice- the Awards are coming up this week and I wanted a happy mood for it.

Paw- Well yi shud huve thought a that first shouldn't yi laddie.

Petty- OWW!

Paw- That's fir no thinking o' it first.

Petty- But if I think about what Im saying before I say it I'll never say anything.

Paw- We cun but hope Petty, we cun but hope.

Maw- Yi'll jitst huv tae act like a proper Scotshobbit Petty son and apoligies tae the lassie fir upsettting her an hope she sees it.

Petty- But I'm not any good at that sort of thing.

Paw- Or oany sort of thing, ecxcept drinking and being a dick.

Petty- Your not helping Paw- OW!

Paw- Thats fir yir cheek.

Maw- Jist sae yir sorry son, telling her yie dinnae mean tae upset her yi jist canne help being a dick.

Petty- Um thanks Maw, I think. So how do I go about it then- this apologising thing? OWWWW!

Paw- Thats fir asking stupid bloody questions, jist dae it. Why can yi noo be mair like yir sister Pretty?

Petty- Becuase I cant afford the plastic surgeons and I dont have sex for money? OWWWWWWWW!

Paw - Dinnae you talk aboot yer sister like that, there's nuthing wrang wi Pretty.

Petty- She is in jail! Owwwww!

Paw- Thats fir reminding us aboot it and fir it being yir fault she's in there.

Petty- How's it my fault? Owwww!

Paw- Thats fir questioning me.

Petty- Look, just help me sort this out with Mrs Figg- dont ever tell her, but I miss her when she's not about. OWWWW!

Paw- Thats fir being a soppy wee jessie and fir talking like that aboot a married wimin.

Petty- I give up. Owwww.

Paw- Thats fir gieing up- noo jist git oan wi it and bloody well apologise so A cun git back tae ma nostril excavation an afore I boot yir balls fir being such a dick tae her.

Petty- Fine, right, here goes......is there any buckie?

Paw- Petty!

Petty- Fine, fine. I am sorry for upsettting you...

Paw- He cannae help it love he' a dick.

Petty- Paw! Im trying to do this right.

Paw- Well if yir daeing it right yi definetly huve tae mention whit a dick yi ur.

Petty- Just, let me do this my way- I am sorry Mrs Figg, please dont leave on my account, so many people here, myself included want you to be here, enjoy your company and miss you when you are absent.

Paw- An' he's a dick!

Maw- And tell her you miss her.

Petty- No, I am not sayng that to her.

Paw -Tell yi whit son, A'll help yi ooot, A'll kick yir arse till its black and blue fir her shall I?

Petty- Paw! Paw! No!!    OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!   

awh ! you havnt pissed me off & I forgive you   

you havnt pissed me off - Azriel

Give it time!   

Petty- I think I might have upset Mrs Figg, again--Oww!

Paw- Thats fur upsetting a lassie, agin. Whit is it wi yi?

Maw- Oh Petty son, whit did yi dae this time?

Petty- Nothing.

Maw- Nothing? She's upset oe'er nothing is she?

Petty- Well I mean nothing in particualr, A wis jist being, well me.

Paw- A've warned yi no tae dae that.

  

for that bit and all the rest. Been a while since I laughed so happily. I do think you have nailed the basic male conundrum. Yes indeed.

That was very sweet. I hope she sees it.

  

(((((  ))))))

 for being me

and {{{{  for the kiss!}}}}

  Great to have you back.

{{{ actually you have inspired me. I have at least one apology that I haven't figured out how to do for a run of the mill incident of being me .... }}}

Figgy!

I always seem to miss the most interesting happenings.   

Maybe this would be fitting to the mood?   



Good to see you back Figg.

I always seem to miss the most interesting happenings.- Orwell

This is what you get for having summer when it should be winter and the rest of us are freezing our bollocks off   

You cant keep a good woman down ! Hello Figgy, hope you are well.   

You cant keep a good woman down !- Azriel


Never a truer word spoken.    {{{{  }}}}

This is what you get for having summer when it should be winter and the rest of us are freezing our bollocks off...........Petty.
Those, I havent got but, I agree about the cold ! ( dont go out without a bra !)

 hiya.

my compuder is weird at the mo, for a couple of days I dont have a good connection, does anyone else have that sometimes? I use a key thing and its been ok for years but recently nothing works, can hardly get online, I dont know whats up with it. is it weird waves or particles?

I suggested thrush earlier, I think we've all had odd moments (PC wise that is, not the usual weird moments    )

Is there a way to check your signal strength?

A few of us have been having problems with it taking ages to load the Forum in the last few days. But I havent had any trouble with other sites.

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun ! ( dramatic music!)
Its PJ ! hes getting his back on us for slating him, hes infiltrated our internets ! & things

yeah probably   

no Petty I dont have a clue how to check that, its odd because Google and stuff is relatively ok, my emails are very slow and other things like streaming/youtube is as slow as an iceage and doesnt work at all. i dont know whats changed.

Its PJ ! hes getting his back on us for slating him, hes infiltrated our internets ! & things - Azriel

He's always out to get me you know. Him and WETA- you may have missed last years Awards (or maybe the year before  ) but my entrance on stage to present the awards was via a descending stunt buckie barrel down to the stage- designed by WETA Workshop as it turned out- needless to say it exploded half way down   

Worse yet I heard Pure Publications has hired them again for this years.