The Needlehole Mysteries

I HATE YOU AMARIE

well, I had a blond, short haired Tom Hiddleston in mind

Ringo is harder.. I have some suggestion... well one..

Ringo is to Needlehole what sir Gwain is to Camelot. So I'm gonna post a picture of Eoin Macken.

I do like these choice of men ! Have you seen Ryan Gosling in the film "Drive" ?

azriel wrote:I do like these choice of men ! Have you seen Ryan Gosling in the film "Drive" ?

Yes, I even had a Drive avatar for a few months! Gosling is my man crush.

love the title.


“yes, the coat” Said Nora, coming to the rescue. “well, maybe I should tell you guys how I came by this coat before going on?”
“I’d like to hear that,” Eldo sniggered and turned to face her, shifting slightly in his chair and challenging put his arms across his chest. “how did you come by this coat.” Nora laughed and smiled, but didn’t say anything.
“What.. you didn’t?”
“Did what?” Nora asked, still smiling like a loony.
“You know..” Eldo did some awkward movements.
“…what?” Nora smiled even more now because he looked so goofy and trying to figure out what he meant.
“You know..like” He demonstrated some rather impressive hip movements. Now Ringo had to bite his lip so he wouldn’t laugh. He was enjoying this far too much to ruin it. The agent just kept smiling a bit puzzled but when Eldo started making sounds and faces, her face went blank.
“NO! oh god no!” she blushed, “no, we never, I never, no.. no.”
“what? Really, did you see him?” Eldo raised an eyebrow.
“yeah, he was dashing, even in his morning gown.” Ringo added. Nora looked surprised.
“well, one can’t argue with that, but have you met him and talked to him? I mean, really talked to him for a very long time?” She jumped down from the desk she was sitting at. “thought so.”
“well, then tell us, if you didn’t.. do the bed-samba with him, how did you manage to kidnap his coat?” Ringo wondered.
“well,” she cleared her throat. “there is an awful lot you don’t know about me. Like for instance I beat the Prince of Mirkforest, Legoless at a horse race. Yepp, me, against a tall slender elf, bareback on large horses. No ponies. He was such a foul looser I was banned from the weekly parties for a month. Well, after a month I straightened my hair and shaved my toes, and went in as a young elf. I am an agent you know, in case you’ve forgotten. I have certain skills.”
“Get to the point, Nora, we know you’re fantastic and awesome and elf-like.” Eldo tapped his imaginary clock.
“yeah, yeah, ok. It was before I came to needlehole. I was staying up in Bree. Did you know mrs Figg used to live there? Well anyways.. It was right after the dark planet had taken over and made chaos. Few trustworthy people lived there. There were many rangers, people who came and went. Also, there was this rumour. A monster, apparently.”
“what?! A monster?!” Eldo and Ringo exclaimed.
“yes” Nora made a spooky voice, “a hound.. it was called the Hound of Bree and it is said to be the size of working-horses.”
“I actually think I read something about that in the newspaper… was it really a hound?” Eldo asked.
“I’ll get to it, wait. I was sent down there to find out what was going on. The fjordian government feared one of our trolls had roamed down south and well.. we can’t have trolls outside fjordianland, right.”
“But it wasn’t a troll right, Nora” Ringo said in awe “or else I’d heard about it..”
“No, it was no troll. I met these dapper conculting detectives, as they called themselves.. though I think the short one was merely a blogger. They stayed at the same inn as me. At Mrs Figg’s, when it still was a decent place to stay. Though, it was small, only two rented rooms and one kind of.. speculated room, I kept my distance. I think there must have been a mix up because I got the room with two beds and I am fairly sure they got the small, cold one with one bed… the walls were thin. Anywas. They figured out this rather quickly, it wasn’t a hound nor a troll. It turned out to be something hairy and large and smelly. It was intimidating. But it was just a normal, shaggy dog. He’d been left out all summer on his own and his coat was awefully matted and horrid. I pampered the cute dog up and he’s been my companion ever since. But I couldn’t bring him here, sadly, he’s home in fjordianland.”
“so there was no hound? Just the enormous dog of yours?” Ringo asked.
“yes, exactly”
“But how about this coat?”
“well, something came up. Black riders from the dark planet I guess. Or the blackened band as the detectives called them, they had to dash through an open window, but in the bewilderment he forgot his coat. Well, I held on to it, but then I had to fight the riders off while they jumped through the window. They never returned for it and I had to disappear. A good long coat was just what I needed.”
“So you kept the coat?” Ringo scratched his head. “but, it’s a man’s coat right, shouldn’t it be way too big?” Nora blushed. “I had it re-done. I liked the fabric and the look so I just.. fixed it a little.”
“But now that he’s back and wants it back…” Ringo started collecting the pieces..
“Oh, yes he was mad” Eldo grinned. “But Nora here has got some sassy persuasion skills.”
“She does?”
“oh yeah..” and Eldo started telling how she’d persuaded Sheerluck Holmen in giving up his best coat and not make a terrible revenge.

I've only seen R G on Eldo's avatar. Well, that I know of. I usually have no idea what the actors names are beyond "that's a guy I've seen somewhere else."

I love google and IMDB

well. ringo ahoy

It turned out to be something hairy and large and smelly

I immediately thought: "Is it Petty?" Poor lad...

“oh yeah..” and Eldo started telling how she’d persuaded Sheerluck Holmen in giving up his best coat and not make a terrible revenge.

Å du din lisje snik! Du skulle hatt juling! XD

Norc wrote:well. ringo ahoy

Well hello there! He's never leaving the embassy. Ever.

thiiihiii går på tae kwon do no, bare prøv dæ (lol æ e elendig..)

or mrs Figg's .....

Amarië wrote:Oh your lisje sneak! You should get a beating!

Norc wrote:thiiihiii go to tae kwon do now, just try dæ (lol æ e miserable ..)

I think you guys broke Google Translate.

Ej he gult belte! Rett nok 3 år og en graviditet sida, uten trening imellom men men. XD

google translate hakke en sjanse mot norske dialækta!! WHOOP WHOOP!!

haha dialects ^^

æ har kvitt belte, vært på to treninge og har ennu ikkje drakt så ja.. og kan fremdeles ikkje gå ordentlig x)

Kwa kuwa waaminifu, mimi nina uchovu kidogo wa kuelewa mambo nusu ambayo alisema katika jukwaa hili. Kama matokeo, niliamua kuanza kuchapisha katika Kiingereza, kama unatuma nchini Norway. Mimi si kuzungumza Kiingereza, lakini wakati mimi kutumia Google Tafsiri kuunda faili hii. Mimi nina aina ya benki juu ya ukweli kwamba ni kabisa unreadable, hata kama sisi kukubali kwamba Kiingereza na kujaribu kufanya hisia ya zamani. Kama hakuwa mafanikio decrypted kama mengi ya bahati.

I think we broke Eldo. He was so young.

Amarië wrote:Ej he gult belte! Rett nok 3 år og en graviditet sida, uten trening imellom men men. XD

Ej huh yellow belt! True enough, three years and a pregnancy site, with no training in between but however. XD

Norc wrote:google translate hakke en sjanse mot norske dialækta!! WHOOP WHOOP!!

haha dialects ^^

google translate pick a shot with Norwegian dialækta! WHOOP WHOOP!

Norc wrote:æ har kvitt belte, vært på to treninge og har ennu ikkje drakt så ja.. og kan fremdeles ikkje gå ordentlig x)

she has got rid of the belt, been on two tren ingested and still no costume so yeah .. and still can not walk properly x)



(I am laughing so hard at this poor Eldo.. he had a great life ahead of him)

omg... i decrypted it!

To be honest, I'm a little tired of understanding half the things that he said in this forum. As a result, I decided to start publishing in English, if you send in Norway. I do not speak English, but when I use Google Translate to create this file. I'm kind of banking on the fact that it is completely unreadable, even if we accept that English and trying to make sense of the past. If it was successfully decrypted if a lot of luck.

For å være ærlig, er jeg litt lei av å forstå halvparten av tingene som han sa i dette forumet. Som et resultat, bestemte jeg meg for å starte publisering på engelsk, hvis du sender i Norge. Jeg snakker ikke engelsk, men når jeg bruker Google Translate for å opprette denne filen. Jeg er litt bank på det faktum at det er helt uleselig, selv om vi godtar at engelsk og prøver å gjøre følelse av fortiden. Hvis det var vellykket dekryptert hvis mye flaks.

i love that so much.

Jeg ikke snakke bra norge.

How on earth can I sit and wonder who has lovely crazy culy hair and not REMEMBER RIVER!?!?!

Jeg håpet på en bestilling ord. Endring: modus er mest uheldig, Google Translate og mer pålitelig. Historie økologiske virksomhet siden første halvdel av swahili. Og enda en blir flyttet av et brev eller en melding, eller mange andre. Jeg ler. Crime engelsk. Tro det.