Tolkien Birthday Toast
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Re: Tolkien Birthday Toast
Odo Banks
Oh well... it's just you and me left Mr Tyrant! The rest have gone to mush...
Oh well... it's just you and me left Mr Tyrant! The rest have gone to mush...
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Tinuviel
HAPPY 119th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY 119th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cheers to that Salute!
Cheers to that Salute!
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Happy Birthy, Professor. I hope all is going well over there in Valinor.:-Jane
Happy Birthy, Professor. I hope all is going well over there in Valinor.:-Jane
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Gandalfs Beard
Three Beers...Er...I mean Three Cheers to the God Beyond the God Eru Illuvatar. Without Tolkien's Creation of Middle Earth, our own world be a poorer place.
Three Beers...Er...I mean Three Cheers to the God Beyond the God Eru Illuvatar. Without Tolkien's Creation of Middle Earth, our own world be a poorer place.
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Happy Birthday Master Tolkien.
Happy Birthday Master Tolkien.
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I was going to wish Tolkien a happy birthday, but I fear it will not be a happy one (apart from him being dead). I have a theory that TH movie will be released in 2012, it'll miss the summer blockbuster season and be out in time for xmas. Right on time for the Mayan prediction for the end of the world. And the cause? Tolkien spinning in his grave (which began with the release of LotR) will increase with TH to such dramtic effect that the planet will be thrown from its orbit into the burning heart of the sun killing everything in an instant. It will all be PJ's fault and frankly we will deserve it for letting him get away with it.
I was going to wish Tolkien a happy birthday, but I fear it will not be a happy one (apart from him being dead). I have a theory that TH movie will be released in 2012, it'll miss the summer blockbuster season and be out in time for xmas. Right on time for the Mayan prediction for the end of the world. And the cause? Tolkien spinning in his grave (which began with the release of LotR) will increase with TH to such dramtic effect that the planet will be thrown from its orbit into the burning heart of the sun killing everything in an instant. It will all be PJ's fault and frankly we will deserve it for letting him get away with it.
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Tinuviel
That's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!! But so very true...
That's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!! But so very true...
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Since this is a thread where we talk to dead people ... Happy Valentine's Day, Professor Tolkien!
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I came here cause I was feeling a bit peckish. But where's the toast? I was led to believe there would be toast!
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I prefer scones and crumpets.
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*munch munch munch*
*swallows*
Yum. My chicken dippers have arrived. With a rather large portion of chips! Even better!
*swallows*
Yum. My chicken dippers have arrived. With a rather large portion of chips! Even better!
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I only hope JRRT is not rolling over in his grave!
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Have to agree with you there. It's inexcusable Ally & Squach. This is a place to remember the legendery professor, and raise your cup to him, to make a toast. Hmm, toast...anyone got any good butter...?
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My toast feels thin ... sort of stretched, like the butter was scraped over too much bread.
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Eldorion wrote:My toast feels thin ... sort of stretched, like the butter was scraped over too much bread.
Really? It doesn't look it- maybe it's just your heart? Because I see a whole tub of butter on toast!
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I'll bring crumpets!
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I'll bring the butter- or margarine if my fridge is running low on the stuff!
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What about a nice pot of Yorkshire tea? I'll bring it!
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To tell you the truth I prefer Welsh tea, or nice tea & biccies. But bring whatever tea to this splendid tea party!
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Ok, I'll bring the mint tea as well! And some choccy fingers. And some leftover birthday cake. And some lemon cake. Is that too much?
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Seedcake?
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odo banks wrote:Seedcake?
Um...Odo...Squach and I are trying to have a respectable tea-party...
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Rubbish! This is not the place for tea parties (without seedcake). Show some respect.
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I'm starting to think you're all eating weedcake!
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