Homosexuality

Eru wrote:I'm quite flattered but I think there are some places that even I can not mod.

Some God.

Oh Blessed Eru. I don't suppose you can tell me how Kafria is going.. with her contemplations... at all... if you know what I mean?... I'm confident, but not over-confident...

Eldorion wrote:

Eru wrote:I'm quite flattered but I think there are some places that even I can not mod.

Some God.

My goodness, Eldo! Fancy treating God like that!

odo banks wrote:

Eldorion wrote:

Eru wrote:I'm quite flattered but I think there are some places that even I can not mod.

Some God.

My goodness, Eldo! Fancy treating God like that!

My good and faithful Odo, I shall remember your name. Indeed I shall... As long as I make sure to write it down... now where's my Holy Notepad?

Bless you, oh Lord, with Great Blessingness and High Quality Grovelling -- might I lend you my quill, perhaps? Sorry, Your quill, oh Lord!(Amen)

I am really looking forward to the 'real' Kafria seeing this thread. You know having a pseudo-Kafria is a bit like having a mental blow up doll- of somone you know- even for an Oz hobbit thats a bit.....
And I should be offended at the 'strange' comment (and if you think Pretty is actually friendly Eru help you) but I don't have to be offended as Kafria will leave so little of you left (either way) that I actually feel sorry for you. (but only a little bit)

Amarie: Dark Planetarian (probably a Robot).

*gasp* I'm a fembot, thank you very much!

(I'm not really here, I just wanted to sneak a peak and because of you guys I just HAD to change my avatar. Don't tell my boss. )

I knew it! "Dark Planet" is slowly being uncovered ---- it's not REALLY a Tolkien site, it's something far more insidious -- it's a Dr Who site! (And quite possibly just the kind of homosexual Dr Who-cum-Torchwood-crossover-crossdressing site I've heard rumour of, but, frankly, didn't believe until now! How frightening! )

{{{{{My goodness, how cunning I am! They all actually think I'm not impersonating myself. The little darlings! Only you know the truth, Orwell. But, of course, it's your huge brainy brain, and not just your physical attributes, that appeal to me. }}}}

Amarië wrote:*gasp* I'm a fembot, thank you very much!

I always knew you weren't a Bree-lander, Amarie. I'm not even sure now you're Fjordianlandian... Though you could have been made in Fjordianland, I guess. Goodness gracious me, I've never seen a fembot in Forumshire before! Are you powered by internal waterwheels?

(I'm still not here. But LOL at being a water powered robot. You guys have seen Futurama, right? Bender, Leela, Fry? Dr. Zoidberg? And the robot run by water wheels that Bender met? )

Do they live in the Shire?

Nah, you wouldn't know them, Odo. They're a most unrespectable sort, getting into all sorts of trouble.

For someone who is not here you seem to be awfully present, Amarie... Don't try and fool us with your Dark Planet trickery -- we know you're here!

Am not!

Ha! You'll need to do better than that, my friend.

Shee muz fink ware stipud!

Thinks because we're from a little forum, that we have little brains... Far from it!

Shee huz ta bee heer iv sheez pustin!

My thoughts exactly... though she could be doing it remotely... with mirrors....

Cunnin....

They're all queer folk over there - and, yes, cunning, Biffo, real cunning --- as I've heard.

{{{{Best we encrypt our posts, lads, so she can't see what we're saying. I'll use Super Strength Curly Brackets, I think.}}}}

{{{{Only wise, Orwell. What say we lure her out into the open and crep up bhind her and then whammo! We'll send her back to Dark Planet in several pieces. It's a violent way to deal with people, I know, but she is from Dark Planet)}}}}

{{{Cun eye doo za clobberin?}}}}