Complaints

hmmmm!

Pitchfork? Check!

Rope? Check!

Sturdy rack? Check!

kindling? Check!

matchsticks? tape? (to keep eyes open!) Check! Check!

Copy of failed soap Eldorado on loop tape? Check!

Now where is that pesky Ozhobbit?

(I did ponder starting my own revenge fake Orwell account, but decided it would be lost in the plethera of identities! )

{{{Veneance is such an unpleasant word! )}}

Kafria wrote:hmmmm!

Pitchfork? Check!

Rope? Check!

Sturdy rack? Check!

kindling? Check!

matchsticks? tape? (to keep eyes open!) Check! Check!

Copy of failed soap Eldorado on loop tape? Check!

Now where is that pesky Ozhobbit?

(I did ponder starting my own revenge fake Orwell account, but decided it would be lost in the plethera of identities! )

I half shudder and half smile... What mixed sensations I'm feeling just now.

Orwell wrote:{{{Veneance is such an unpleasant word! )}}

really?

What about retribution?

"I did ponder starting my own revenge fake Orwell account, but decided it would be lost in the plethera of identities!"

That, of course, would be totally inappropriate, I think!

Kafria wrote:

Orwell wrote:{{{Veneance is such an unpleasant word! )}}

really?

What about retribution?

But... that means pretty much... the... same.... thing... How about "sympathy"...

For the wronged maybe

For the wee lad who prodded a hornets nest and then went around moaining about being stung? None at all!

Petty was saying you were hard hearted, and I think he may be right. As to all the other perfectly horrid things he said behind your back - well, I guess if I was you, I'd be hunting Him down first! {{{Err.. he lives in Scotland btw... }}}

Hey! Now that is both unfair and untrue- and Kafria can cross the border for a visit anytime she pleases. I shall make her most welcome and warm (in a hospitable way of course-not by setting on her fire, I hardly ever do that anymore!!) I'd even wash my kilt for the occasion what more can a Scotshobbit do?

Yeah, that's what you're saying now. Next you'll be saying I only made it all up to save my own skin. As if a brawny bronzed brave Ozhobbit (after a fashion) would ever stoop that low. What! Are you scarrit of her! Typical. Me, I'd stand up and tell her what I really thought of her (after a fashion) if she alighted on my doorstep.

For the record, I like the word "revenge".

As a cohort of Admin why does that not suprise me! {{{Orwell tread careful, I fear baingil under it all might be a second Lady Macbeth. I suspect, after a briefing and a payment of buckie the NotP might have a piece on the femme fatale behind the power! (I nearly said throne- can you imagine how Tin would have reacted to that! And she can read encrypted stuff you know.}}}

Baingil wrote:For the record, I like the word "revenge".

Liking words is one thing, but knowing what they mean is even more important!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:As a cohort of Admin why does that not suprise me! {{{Orwell tread careful, I fear baingil under it all might be a second Lady Macbeth. I suspect, after a briefing and a payment of buckie the NotP might have a piece on the femme fatale behind the power! (I nearly said throne- can you imagine how Tin would have reacted to that! And she can read encrypted stuff you know.}}}

{{{I think you're right - especially about Queen Tin -- who is undoubtedly the best Queen this forum has ever had in my opinion --- with the possible exception of young Ringo, of course... Oooh.. I'm such a japer! }}}

{{{I hear the DP are taking up the story so they can go to press tomorrow-well later today from my point of view- I understand the angle will be along the lines of 'whilst the cat is away...and who is Baingil answerable to and if the answer is Admin, can he handle her? Hold on a minute, doesn't anyone with Admin status, even temprorary, have the ability to read encryptions too? I didn't sell the story Baingil, most certainly not, especially not in return for this large barrel of buckie, might have been Orwell though you know what trouble he's been latley!}}}

Sniff sniff sniff.... I smell something odorous....

Hey Petty, what's with the blank post? And do I smell peppermint?

On the other hand, the red light on my encryption sensor is okay... at least there's no seditious ideas... well, there's this yellow light over here, whats that? I think I'll leave it be... for now...

Um just a drunken accident Baingil. Nothing to see here....{{{phew that was close. Wonder if Pure Publications would be interested in a hacking scandal story- 'Baingil builds machine to pry into Residence private messages' no, no, the DP will never go for a story like that, think Petty there's buckie in it, 'Bouncy Baingil Probes Forumshire', yeah they will go for that alright.}}}

Oh, I'm sure, that's what they always say. Of course as Tech Admin that let me use all the techie stuff, encryption sensors and such, but fortunately for you guys I don't have it set to automatically unencrypt. I generally leave people's privacy alone.

{{{Damn it she's good. You'd almost think she had unencrypted my message, read it, then put out a statement covering her back saying she would never do such a thing and killing my story to the DP dead before I even get it to them with a preemtive statement. Bugger. Bye, bye buckie }}}

My complaint - Orwell.

Short and to the point Squach- and that's not just a description of Orwell! Someow I think faced with you and your mum he and pseudo-Kafria are on to a beating. Now if either of you could just do something about getting my coal scuttle back from those awful Bankses....

I'm on it Petty! It should be about seven o'clock at night where Odo is, so that's way past his 'bedtime'!

*sneaks into Banks house*
*looks around*
*sniffs*

Wow, a lot of dust in this place!!
Ahh...
Aahhhh..
*sneezes*

Oopsy I may have woken him up!!!
Oh phew I haven't...
*Sees coal scuttle in a massive box labelled 'Petty'*
*Picks up the box*
*Sees big stick*
*takes it*

*Runs to Petty's house*

*knocks on door*
Petty! It's me!
...
What?
...
I don't care if this is your millionth bottle of buckie, let me in!!!
*door opens*
*Empties contents of box onto Petty's feet*

Well done Squach. Centuries of feuding over this and at last its mine again!!!!! Now to have a proper big fire in my barrel- oh joy........um does anyone know once you get a magic coal scuttle producing magic coal how you get it to stop again?...umm no really, there is an awful of coal here now......um, help! Arggghhh my buckie supply is buried in coal and every time I use the scuttle to try to clear it away it makes more coal!! bugger it bugger it bugger it.....

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