The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
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David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
-3 to Roac the not-appearing-in-this-film
+1 to Smaug
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur 1
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 12
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 11
Thrush 1
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
+1 to Smaug
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur 1
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 12
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 11
Thrush 1
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
_________________
"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
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David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
{{{{Gandalf has far too many points, he sucked in the Hobbit films }}}
Balin +1
Gandalf -3
Balin +1
Gandalf -3
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Thrush + 1 (why are people hammering him?)
Smaug -3 (based on movie version, which was terrible)
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur 1
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 12
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 8
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
Smaug -3 (based on movie version, which was terrible)
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur 1
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 12
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 8
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
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halfwise- Quintessence of Burrahobbitry
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
halfwise wrote:
Correction:
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur -2
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 12
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 8
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
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David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
{{{Oi! I took 3 off Gandalf!! }}}
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Correction of correction:
David H wrote:halfwise wrote:
Correction:
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bombur -2
Bilbo 10
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Roac 4
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 8
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Thorin
Thranduil
_________________
David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
{{{{ Balin 1
Smaug -3 (how the buggery did that incompetent waste of dragon get to 8 points, whats the matter with you people?!!!! }}}
Smaug -3 (how the buggery did that incompetent waste of dragon get to 8 points, whats the matter with you people?!!!! }}}
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Roac -1
Balin +1
Balin +1
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
+1 to Smaug, because Cumberbum had to make amusing faces to play him.
-3 to... If only I could hit two birds with one stone! So to speak..
-3 to Roac (eliminated )
Contestants:
Balin 10
Bilbo 12
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 5
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Thorin
Thranduil
-3 to... If only I could hit two birds with one stone! So to speak..
-3 to Roac (eliminated )
Contestants:
Balin 10
Bilbo 12
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 7
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 5
Thrush 2
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Thorin
Thranduil
_________________
"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
{{Im going to have to shoot this bloody dragon down myself at this rate! }}
Smaug -3
Lord of the eagles +1
Smaug -3
Lord of the eagles +1
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
I'll join you in support of the last surviving avian Eldo.
Lord of Eagles +1
Bilbo -3
Contestants:
Balin 10
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 9
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 5
Lord of Eagles +1
Bilbo -3
Contestants:
Balin 10
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 9
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 5
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David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Bah, the bird-brain can live if you're both so gung-ho for him, at least for now.
+1 to Shmurgerburger
-3 to Balin
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 10
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 3
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Thorin
Thranduil
Thrush
+1 to Shmurgerburger
-3 to Balin
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 10
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 3
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Thorin
Thranduil
Thrush
_________________
"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
Forest Shepherd- The Honorable Lord Gets-Banned-a-lot of Forumshire
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Gotta give the wyrm his fair score...
Forest Shepherd wrote:
+1 to Shmurgerburger
-3 to Balin
Contestants:
Balin 7
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 10
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities! 6
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Thorin
Thranduil
Thrush
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David H- Horsemaster, Fighting Bears in the Pacific Northwest
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
{{{{{Not for long, I'm going to Black Arrow his incomprehensibly dumb hide }}}}
Smaug -3
{{{Dammit now I have to give someone a point, like any of them actually deserved one }}}
The Lord of the Eagles +1
{{{Only on the basis that by not making the eagles speak at least they couldn't fuck up every word that came out his beak! }}}
Smaug -3
{{{Dammit now I have to give someone a point, like any of them actually deserved one }}}
The Lord of the Eagles +1
{{{Only on the basis that by not making the eagles speak at least they couldn't fuck up every word that came out his beak! }}}
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Unfortunately David that was actually Smaug's correct score. Petty has now taken -9 points off of him just this page alone... What a crabbit punk!
So that's sayanora to Smaug.
So that's sayanora to Smaug.
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"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Balin 10
Bilbo 9
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 9
Smaug, the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities!
Bilbo for Twitching
Gollum for Snitching
Gandalf for Ditching
Smaug for Bitching
Lord of Eagles for aerial fecal Pitching
so I choose Balin
send down and Bilbo for too much twitching
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Petty has now taken -9 points off of him just this page alone... What a crabbit punk!- Forest
{{{Oh my crabbit is just warming up Forest I reckon if we all coordinate this right we can get it down to just two remaining with 3 points each- then we can simultaneously vote them out, thus producing the only true result to the question who is the best character in PJ's TH?- none of them its a load of old shite. }}}
{{{Oh my crabbit is just warming up Forest I reckon if we all coordinate this right we can get it down to just two remaining with 3 points each- then we can simultaneously vote them out, thus producing the only true result to the question who is the best character in PJ's TH?- none of them its a load of old shite. }}}
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Balin+1
Bilbo-1
It will hilarious if the Lord Of The Eagles wins as there was nothing in the films that actually distinguished him as a separate character
Bilbo-1
It will hilarious if the Lord Of The Eagles wins as there was nothing in the films that actually distinguished him as a separate character
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Well, that was worth the wait wasn't it
I think what comes out of a pig's rear end is more akin to what Peejers has given us-Azriel 20/9/2014
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Re: The Hobbit Character Elimination Game
Well we can't bloody well kill off the main character before Mothbirdcrow...
+1 to Bilbo
-3 to LotE
Contestants:
Balin 6
Bilbo 4
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 9
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Smaug
Thorin
Thranduil
Thrush
+1 to Bilbo
-3 to LotE
Contestants:
Balin 6
Bilbo 4
Gandalf 9
Gollum 12
The Lord of the Eagles 9
Eliminated:
Bard
Beorn
Bolg
Bombur
Dain
Elrond
Fili
The Great Goblin
Kili
The Master of Lake-town
Roac
Smaug
Thorin
Thranduil
Thrush
_________________
"The earth was rushing past like a river or a sea below him. Trees and water, and green grass, hurried away beneath. A great roar of wild animals rose as they rushed over the Zoological Gardens, mixed with a chattering of monkeys and a screaming of birds; but it died away in a moment behind them. And now there was nothing but the roofs of houses, sweeping along like a great torrent of stones and rocks. Chimney-pots fell, and tiles flew from the roofs..."
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