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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:48 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:NEEK the sweary Ffyordlandian Hobgoblin fairy
love it! LOL!
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Orwell Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:15 am
Yes, those ugly hobgoblin fairies are exactly how I imagined them. But, seeing those wilfuil fairie lasses makes me wonder just how lovely the good looking hobgoblin fairies must be! 
It would also explain why some hobbits could believe that the Tooks took fairy wives! Plain wishful thinking, methinks. 
It would also explain why some hobbits could believe that the Tooks took fairy wives! Plain wishful thinking, methinks. Last edited by Orwell on Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:46 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:39 am
no teacther in geologi, I might just sit down and read this 
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:09 am
have read the first part now. It's brilliantly written, I can picture it all in my head the characters are really.. erm.. distinguishable ^^
the characters are really.. erm.. distinguishable ^^
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:09 am
still wondering what a hobgoblin is though.. and a Trollop?
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:27 am
Orwell was woken (by the sound of clanging pans in the kitchen) from a rather nice three course dream where he had enoyed some melt-in-the-mouth-lamb's-tongue as an entree, lashings of moist cabbage for the main course, followed by two wobbly jellies with cherries on top for dessert (he was just reaching for the cream jug when the pans woke him).
that is some really well used allegory
(see, I know my stuff!)
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Orwell Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:49 am
If you understand that Neeek, you're more depraved than I realized! {{{I, of course, have no idea what Anon Author is getting at. I just sense something amiss... 
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Orwell Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:52 am
Norc wrote:still wondering what a hobgoblin is though.. and a Trollop?
A little fairy of the goblin variety... and a small Troll.
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by azriel Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:08 pm
Norc: Get a dictionary & dont trust Orwell ! thats all Im saying.
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by Ally Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:30 pm
I think Home and Away over emphasises on the fact there's loads of gorgeous guys in Australia
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by halfwise Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:39 pm
It's funny how all these cute names like strumpet and trollop mean something else. I think in modern usage they have been changed from the dictionary definitions.
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:50 pm
a trollop is not a small troll Orwell. 
its a large strumpet.
its a large strumpet.
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by azriel Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:58 pm
And a strumpet is a trolls tea-cake
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:35 pm
azriel wrote:Norc: Get a dictionary & dont trust Orwell ! thats all Im saying.
LOOL! hobgoblin is a nisse!!!
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Norc Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:37 pm
Ally wrote:I think Home and Away over emphasises on the fact there's loads of gorgeous guys in Australia
BONDI BEACH!! *dead*
(<-- one of the many young and dazzling lifeguards..)
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by halfwise Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:05 pm
Trollop and strumpet mean different things? Maybe Fyordlandians haver a finer sense of differentiation in some sectors of life? 
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:22 pm
Lance the Essex fairy, before the gender re-switching.
Lance after the gender switcherypoo.
Lance after the gender switcherypoo.
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by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:37 pm
Eldo the Everr-eady with clean handkerchiefs and stuff.
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by azriel Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:35 pm
Mrs figg: I wanna say a big thankyou !! I love my little fairy ! woo-hoo, fame at last ! 
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Re: WHOLESOME TALES
by azriel Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:41 pm
Norc: I love those little Nisse fairies etc, Ive got some "trip trap" pixies that I get out at Christmas.
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