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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:24 pm
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:22 pm
We could all use a cat like this, I think. 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:55 pm
The trick if you need a back massage off a cat is to where wool they cant seem to resist doing that paddling thing on it.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:23 pm
"where wool"? Like.. were wool? 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:27 pm
My cats like my dressing gown best 
Its made of that soft fleecy material. They paw press for ages before spinning round a dozen times & then curling up 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:33 pm
I have so many ruined jumpers and stuff from them getting pulled to bits that way._________________
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:35 pm
Mmmm, you should see my curtains ! 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:04 pm
My favouirite is when one of them takes a maddy and goes haring round the room at top speed- they usually end up half way up a wall before realising they shouldn't be there and then gravity catches up with them.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:53 pm
Oh yeah 
The wall of death thats a cracker ! My cat 'wednesday',her sister used to climb the brickwork, outside the house, & suddenly she'd appear thru the bedroom window, gawd knows how she clung on 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Bluebottle Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:58 pm
I think it's remarkable how they say about cats that they have a parachute effect. So if you drop them from above the third floor or something, this effect will kick in and the cat will land safely and unharmed.
So, there is just this small window of falling distance, because they are pretty good landers from smaller falls as well, where a cat might actually get hurt from a fall.
So, there is just this small window of falling distance, because they are pretty good landers from smaller falls as well, where a cat might actually get hurt from a fall.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:01 pm
I admire their inability to accept the fear of tiny ledges ! 
Ive seen my puss sit his bum outside on a window ledge just a few centimeters wide high above the ground & then get up, turn round or, reverse
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Mrs Figg Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:23 pm
one of my cats turned up again after 4 years. last time I saw him he was a kitten. he was starving and bony and full of worms, but he knew me and that he had found his home again. I wonder where he had got to all this time. 
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Eldorion Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:18 pm
I hope he's able to make a full recovery and stay safer in the future. That's so sad but I'm glad he came back to you.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Mrs Figg Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:52 pm
thanks Eldo, he has been stuffing his face for a week now and already looks better. I think maybe male cats do wander off sometimes if they haven't been neutered.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:23 pm
That is a great ending to your story Figgs He found you ! thats lovely ! he never forgot you then ? That must have been one heck of a surprise to see him come plodding home Im so glad for you & for 'puss'
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:01 pm
You should probably get his knackers whipped off Figg- male cats do have a tendency to wander off otherwise and set up their own territory somewhere.
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Norc Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:42 pm
I just found out my boyfriend is part of a cat-group on FB, only posts being pictures of cats... Lolwut!? Shit..
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:47 pm
Thats putting it straight Petty The old 2 bricks job
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Norc Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:57 pm
Cats are stupid... Hillariously stupid..
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Norc Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:58 pm
Though they pretend they're not thats why they're funny
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:10 pm
Yup there is nothing funnier than watching a cat fall off something, quickly glance about to see if anyone was looking, then trying to stroll of like nothing happened
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:44 am
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by azriel Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:55 am
That was fun, I like doing that with my cats, I talk for them, it can be really funny sometimes _________________
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Re: The New Catchat Thread [2]
by halfwise Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:18 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:one of my cats turned up again after 4 years. last time I saw him he was a kitten. he was starving and bony and full of worms, but he knew me and that he had found his home again. I wonder where he had got to all this time.
I'm sure he's got stories to tell! Too bad he's too much of a dumb shit to tell them.
But it's nice knowing they're in there, floating somewhere in that bag of wool he calls a brain._________________
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