Not so crabbit now!

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.
"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.
"It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.
"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal."
The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the sellers' description.- BBC News

i think he should get some support though...

i was wearing my napoleon Bonaparte mask

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fallen off 

#theface

sounds legit to me.  I bet she was butter fingered with his eel as well.

I suspect she couldnt even handle eels at all, not like a proper established professional.

yarse

talking of which, I am building up a fine head of steam to a banning on TORn oh yes indeedy doodah.





again

Watch out, Petty. We know how fierce Mrs Figg gets when she's raring for a banning. I hope you invested in a sturdily-built bed.

i suggest another award at the end of this year. "most torn-bans" or "the most magnificent bannings" or something like that.

Bed? I think I have one, somewhere. :scratch:Rarely make it that far before collapsing.

Whats your user name on ToRn Mrs Figg? I do like to watch you in action, even when the action is aimed in my direction!

Should we start temp-banning people so we have more nominees for the award?

temp-banning?

i'de like some kind of list or something. to keep track.

That was sarcasm, btw

Norc wrote:i'de like some kind of list or something. to keep track.

No one has ever been banned from here.

I think Figgy has been banned from both TORn and Bree, and I'm pretty sure Petty has also been banned from TORn. Orwell and Pretty were banned from Planet Tolkien a long time ago.

Yeah Ive got my TorN and Dark Planet badges.

(Although I should get extra credits for persuading them they were in the wrong and making them reinstate me)

No one has earned the trifecta, though.

challenge accepted (NOOT!)

I should get an award for being twice banned from TORn though, I am teetering on the edge of a stern warning for a third helping. I am not telling U my user name though, you will have to guess. I wrote a little poem to Azog, and I dont think it went down too well.

fake edit,  my cantankerous attitude doesnt help either.

I have my suspicions about who Figgy is on TORn but if it's a secret I won't state my guess.

[Saw your edit] Scratch that, I saw the Azog poem so I KNOW who Figgy is on TORn.

link?

I did some snooping around a few months ago and when I saw that username on again earlier today I looked through their recent posts, which is where I saw the Azog poem.

</scarily precocious internet detective>

link pretty please, i don't understand a thing about torns layout (too many people  )