Not so crabbit now!

yepp, I'll join you!

I love these perspective drawing things.

at the chalk art

at the ecard

American drug cops may be exceptionally savage, careless, and contemptuous of the law, but Canadian drug cops have them beat in the stupidity department:
[P]olice still won’t admit the plants they seized in what wassupposedly the biggest outdoor marijuana bust in Lethbridge history are plain old flowers — daisies, to be precise.
All police will concede at this point is the 1,624 plants torn from a suburban Lethbridge garden on July 30 isn’t marijuana, as first claimed after a phalanx of police marched in and starting plucking.
“This is a significant bust, given the size of this operation,” is how a senior officer put it at the time, while proudly displaying garbage bags full of the dastardly daises.
That same officer, Staff Sergeant Wes Houston, now admits the
plant haul was a mistake.






Oh dear!

You need to stop stealing from the evidence room for your private stash, Sgt. Houston! Here to help.

I smoked a rosebush once and felt very ill - which proves roses are illicit drugs! But the Authorities won't do anything about it!

Drunk Woman Steals Ferry: Yells ' I'm Jack Sparrow!"


A WOMAN high on drink and drugs who stole a passenger ferry and crashed into boats shouting "I’m Jack Sparrow" has been jailed.
Reckless Alison Whelan, 51, was on a two-day bender when she climbed onto the moored 100-seater Dart Princess in Dartmouth, Devon.
Whelan was so drunk on Lambrini she dialled 999 and officers raced to the scene - but she then unmoored the 45ft vessel and started drifting away.
She was heard shouting "I’m Jack Sparrow" - the character played by Johnny Depp in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean - and "I’m
A Pirate" as she made her escape on the double-decker ferry.
But the boat then began hitting other vessels "like a pinball machine" - including a £70,000 luxury catamaran, Torquay Magistrates Court in Devon heard.
The boat finally came to rest an hour later, a mile upstream where lifeboats arrived to tow Whelan and her accomplice back to the harbour.
When arrested she claimed that she "would have ended up in St Tropez" if she hadn’t been caught.' The Sun

I feel partly responsible here you know- she took buckiek and deadly nightshade- the lengths people will go to to try to recreate Forumshire buckie! But it wont work, the secret ingredents are Valinorian air and miruvor. And you can't get them outside of here.

Commandeer. She commandeered that ferry. Savvy?

omg. great one.

An elderly couple have unwittingly grown the "biggest cannabis plant" police officers had seen after buying what they thought was an innocuous shrub from a car boot sale.

The couple, who live in Bedford, had planted the drug in their garden.

Innocuous shrub, eh? That's a new one.

it's a nice garden-plant, though, I hope they would get to keep it.

This is my 5000th post!

NB congrats on getting to 3K, Norc. I forgot to mention that earlier.

Congrats Norc on 3K!!!

5k Eldo!!! (oh what the hell that deserves a dancing carrot for each thousand!)

what! AND I DIDN'T NOTICE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!

anyways! WEEEEE!!! 3000 posts!!


and congrats to you Eldo too

Thanks, guys! This is almost twice as many posts as I had on the old forum. Just goes to show how much we've grown!

(That should also be one for each thousand. )

Tweet made by Ricky Gervais-

'Dear Religion,
this week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours, Science.'

Hey David do you grow oranges too?
Just I saw this and thought it might be from your farm-

well to be fair its not religion that shot the girl in the head, but men that use religion to gain power over other people.

True Mrs Figg, but to fair to Mr Gervais there is no person called Science either- that was men that used science to further knowledge for all people.

I know which sort I prefer out the two!