Not so crabbit now!

Missed this before- nice one Eldo.

This is not for minors, very rude (but funny). Celebrity chef and upper class MILF Nigella Lawson talking dirty! (This is what every man in Britain hears her syaing anyway when we watch her show).



Kinda does show up how suggestive her show is in the first place.

Either whoever edited that is a genius, or Nigella is just trying to lead people on. Or both. But either way...

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Oh youtube stats!

Amazing edit though!

I didn't know they did stats like that; that's hilarious too.

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Aint that the truth.

I completely agree.

Truth. Especially with the frenzy surrounding Black Friday (the day after Thanksgiving) here, which is now beginning at midnight or (in Walmart) 10pm the night of Thanksgiving.

If Americans eat turkey on Thanksgving- what do you have on xmas day?

Some people have turkey again on Christmas anyway, but in my experience, at least, there isn't really a single traditional American Christmas meal in the same way as there is for Thanksgiving (or as there is for Christmas in other countries).

My family has italian on Christmas, (but that's because we're all italian!) And I live in a predominantly Jewish society, so I'm not sure what other people do for christmas.

Jewish Italian Christian cannibals, your Majesty?

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thanks you made me feel better about that bacon butty and chips I had for me tea.



and the chocolate cake, and the jam tarts, and the cream buns..... thanks again..

Was that Nigella... Nigella Figg?

(Actually, getting fat is not all it's cracked up to be, my good people! )

It depends what part of the body gets fat, but I prefer chubby to skinny anyday

posting on my new mini-palantir -- painful process

Mrs Figg wrote:thanks you made me feel better about that bacon butty and chips I had for me tea.



and the chocolate cake, and the jam tarts, and the cream buns..... thanks again..

Namarie Mrs. Figg.I cannot say I have ever met you , Rivendell you say. And you know your talk of bacon butty and chips and the use of 'me' tea gave me rather a surprise. You sound rather like a dear little hobbit, not a stately elf. For one bewildering moment you sounded like our Petty, or even like Onslow.
Imladris you say;well that is extraordinary, I myself am come here, for I have important knews from Lothlorien to share with Lord Elrond. Perhaps we could meet over a meal.We usually have light as air bread and vegetables and our secret mead that lets sorrow and weariness fall from one's mind and heart and almost, not quite, but almost gives our minds a glimpse , a flash of happier times and the Blessed Realm.
I should be fascinated to see what the bacon(I cannot imagine pigs being allowed here , I am all astonishment)
butty and cream buns and the jam tarts and chips actually look like. The cream buns, are they a variation of bath buns ? AT any rate you sound the most remarkable 'elf' I have ever heard of in my two thousand three hundred years.

You can blame that Eldo I think it was he that put it about I am an elf, when in fact I am a respectable hobbit from Bree, the cheek of it. Us Breelanders take pride in our er Bacon Butties only the finest Southfarthing pork and Farmer Maggots bestest mushrooms will do. well I never did. I am quite befuzzled.

Onslow?

Mrs Figg - respectable?

Did you have any doubts

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