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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
.... is he gone...? At last a free an open discussion can proceed about Mr Tyrant... I've kept notes....
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
so long petty!!!! I promise a handsome amount of Buckie to be passed out in celebration of your return!!!!!!!!!!!
Until then...
WHO WANTS THE REST OF THIS RASBERRY BUCKIE????
Until then...
WHO WANTS THE REST OF THIS RASBERRY BUCKIE????
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Hmm...well...I mean if no one else is going to step forward and take it....
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Hands off the buckie!! I counted it all before I left and used invisible ink to mark the levels in the bottles! Yes I'm back!! Although might be temporary as I have a schedulded boot in the face due from life about Tuesday, I've got it in my diary!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Welcome back I'm currently enjoying your megaedit (RotK) along with some of the finest ice cream I could find - I'll give you my thoughts when I'm done
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Hope you enjoy it Ringdrotten. Be intrested inyour thoughts, particulary regarding the red filter.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
spending an hour clearing staples out of a display board and being less than a quarter done! Bleghhhh!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Not be easier setting fire to it and then getting a new display board?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Not be easier setting fire to it and then getting a new display board?
Recycle World? Why not get drawing pins - reusable.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
I wish! Have no blinds! the head of department has asked for new blinds every year I've been there - still none. in the summer the sun makes the board illegible!
And it's a crappy piece of woodchip, not a proper board - almost impossible to get drawing pins in or out!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Setting fire to it is recycling it- puts it back in the atmosphere and eventaull yback into the earth. And its more satisfying.
No blinds in a classroom? I can see how that would be tricky- perhaps if you got your class to stand in a long line against the window they could be human blinds?
No blinds in a classroom? I can see how that would be tricky- perhaps if you got your class to stand in a long line against the window they could be human blinds?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Tempting, but then you never get the B@:&*^% to sit still, no chance of them standing still!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Fancy that! Useful youth!
EDIT: I see Kafria, I see...
EDIT: I see Kafria, I see...
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
I assume the pc brigade means you are not allowed to nail their feet to the floor?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I assume the pc brigade means you are not allowed to nail their feet to the floor?
Just common sense where I come from.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I assume the pc brigade means you are not allowed to nail their feet to the floor?
Too true more's the pity
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Kafria wrote:Pettytyrant101 wrote:I assume the pc brigade means you are not allowed to nail their feet to the floor?
Too true more's the pity
I feel somewhat uneasy. Should I alert your Head Master (Mistress?) to your views, or not, Kafria?
(I hope it's a Head Mistress, I do, I do, do. -- "Now Orwell, you've been a very naughty boy."ÖH Miss Whackersmacker, please don't get the strap out to discipline me, please don't. No, no. no." "I know your type, young Orwell. Your no's mean yes. Naughty naughty boy....")
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Dooesn't do any lasting damage. Superglue then, for the faint hearted?
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Well in theory I suppose - Had to sign the 'acceptble e usage' policy today too!
Part of it states that I must not in my use of social networking sites bring myself or the profession into disrepute (paraphraseing!)
Part of it states that I must not in my use of social networking sites bring myself or the profession into disrepute (paraphraseing!)
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
So you better steer clear of the education thread then in case they are watching you for unwanted thoughts. Bit close to Mr Orwell's vision that.
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:So you better steer clear of the education thread then in case they are watching you for unwanted thoughts. Bit close to Mr Orwell's vision that.
Indeed, both Orwells! Funny, I just popped out to take my boy to school and I was thinking about conversations we have here. Should we not take a Dark Planet approach and take no risks? No suggestiveness, no jokes about whacking kids when they need it, no arguments about the existence of God, no talk of legalizing drugs, no stories (true of false) about other Forumshirers including the "baiting" or "teasing" of them (which is Petty's forte, by all accounts)?
We could be boring, you know, but where's the fun in not taking risks? Walk the the razor edge between what you can get away with and what you can't - that's what I say. We Self-Test quite well here, generally. I only hope our bosses don't poke their noses in --- they are bores, after all, that's why we associate here and not with them when we've got free time. Free Spirits, ah yes... (but only ever to a point!)
Mmm... I took the same approach with "Jack". Funny how my life is a circle.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
"which is Petty forte, by all accounts" That is scurrulous and quit possibly fictous!
And you are right I would rather run the risk of inadvertently offending than saying nothing interesting at all. And besides one can always apologise for any offence given and if its a genuine prejudice or fault on my side then it can be corrected through good argument and debate. One of the best things about Forumshire in fact. Its quite possible to disagree strongly here but never to dislike.
edit- except about the coal scuttle.
And you are right I would rather run the risk of inadvertently offending than saying nothing interesting at all. And besides one can always apologise for any offence given and if its a genuine prejudice or fault on my side then it can be corrected through good argument and debate. One of the best things about Forumshire in fact. Its quite possible to disagree strongly here but never to dislike.
edit- except about the coal scuttle.
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Pettytyrant101 wrote:"which is Petty forte, by all accounts" That is scurrulous and quit possibly fictous!
Sorry - Odo's! Anyone could make that mistake.
Pettytyrant101 wrote: And you are right I would rather run the risk of inadvertently offending than saying nothing interesting at all. And besides one can always apologise for any offence given and if its a genuine prejudice or fault on my side then it can be corrected through good argument and debate. One of the best things about Forumshire in fact. Its quite possible to disagree strongly here but never to dislike.
To actually discuss (or debate, if it comes to that) is the very mark of a progessive folk.
Pettytyrant101 wrote:edit- except about the coal scuttle.
I fear you may rouse Odo by that comment, and he hasn't been aroused here for awhile. He did warn you about getting in Wisey to deal with that issue already. Should you really be baiting him, or teasing him, as the case may be? Ooh have I gone around in a circle.
Pettytyrant101 wrote:"which is Petty forte, by all accounts" That is scurrulous and quit possibly fictous!
Sorry - Odo's! Anyone could make that mistake.
Ooh ---- I have indeed!
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Re: Things that are making you crabbit!
Well I most certainly don't want to arouse Odo, inadvertently or otherwise!
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well I most certainly don't want to arouse Odo, inadvertently or otherwise!
No, of course not, I wasn't suggesting it.
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