The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by malickfan Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:11 pm
I saw the Black and White movie at school once, I don't remember any of it.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:14 pm
Well at least the twists will surprise you!
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by malickfan Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:42 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well at least the twists will surprise you!
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Forest Shepherd Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:36 pm
I read this early on in high school, but I can't remember who my character might be so far. Perhaps just another face in the crowd.
At least I'm not Piggy.
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At least I'm not Piggy.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:05 pm
You and Blue have the roles of the twins from the original.
But dont expect the book roles to necessarily play out the same, as Ive mixed and matched some bits.
But dont expect the book roles to necessarily play out the same, as Ive mixed and matched some bits.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Orwell Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:16 am
If I know the trajectory of the original at all, and taking in considerations of all what seems the natural follow-on, the gils who aren't eaten will just have to do the mundane chores while the boys bastardrise each other. I can only approve, Petty, though I reckon stories like this in Forumshire can get you... well, you know. 
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:43 pm
Kind of why I haven't put the rest of it up Orwell.
I had an end planned, and what happens to the girls from the start and from before the um, disagreement with Figg, but in light of that disagreement the ending seemed like it might be related to the argument, even though it wasn't. If you follow. Which is why I haven't put it up.
I had an end planned, and what happens to the girls from the start and from before the um, disagreement with Figg, but in light of that disagreement the ending seemed like it might be related to the argument, even though it wasn't. If you follow. Which is why I haven't put it up.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Amarië Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:10 pm
Hmmm... and if you change it you might get yelled at for making it unrealistic or being untrue to the original. Story writing; just another thing that can get you killed in Forumshire. 
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:27 pm
Indeed (and the getting killed in Forumshire joke even got a pay off in it!) should I publish and be damned?
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Amarië Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:38 pm
Yeah, give it a go. You're doomed anyway.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by azriel Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:41 pm
I say stick to what you do best, If its on a flow then go with it or, it becomes unbalanced & wont read well. 
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:51 pm
Right then- I shall put up more of it then, now I can lay the blame at the feet of two women for doing so
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by azriel Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:47 pm
Bloody typical 
You give encouragement & reassurance & what do you get ? The blame, thats what you get 
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:18 am
Well if you dont take the blame for it then I have too! 
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Orwell Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:57 am
What's the point of women if you can't blame them for something? 
I mean, if it wasn't for your Mother and her loose ways... well.... well, there wouldn't even be a you in the first place, Petty.
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:42 am
I suspect a 70's key party was involved judging by all the children born in my village within a couple of weeks of each other
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Re: The Lord of the Flies (Forumshire style)
by Music of the Ainur Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:56 am
Hahaha, wow how weird, I haven't read the Flies in many decades and it is one of the books I am reading right now. Too funny Petty, do carry on please.
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