Cranberries
+4
Ringdrotten
azriel
Pettytyrant101
Orwell
8 posters
Page 1 of 1
Cranberries
by Orwell Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:31 am
I've always thought of cranberries as delicious and good for the figure. I imagine wonderful flowery cranberry shrubs sprawling in their bogs, soaking up the sunshine, transmogrifying into delicious cranberries.. aaaaahhh.... dream dream dream... such happy dreams....
_________________
‘The streets of Forumshire must be Dominated!’
Quoted from the Needleholeburg Address of Moderator General, Upholder of Values, Hobbit at the top of Town, Orwell, while glittering like gold.
Orwell- Dark Presence with Gilt Edge
- Posts : 8904
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 105
Location : Ozhobbitstan
Re: Cranberries
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:44 am
Hippy!
_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
- Posts : 46837
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 53
Location : Scotshobbitland
Re: Cranberries
by azriel Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:05 am
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15702
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Cranberries
by Ringdrotten Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:25 pm
Point taken, my good Orwell, and I will heed your sound councel 
You are the nicest thing I know
You are the nicest thing in the world
You are like the stars
Like the winds
Like the birds
Like the flowers
You are a cranberry
Ringo Afzelius - "Song to a Cranberry"
You are the nicest thing I know
You are the nicest thing in the world
You are like the stars
Like the winds
Like the birds
Like the flowers
You are a cranberry
Ringo Afzelius - "Song to a Cranberry"
_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen
Ringdrotten- Mrs Bear Grylls
- Posts : 4607
Join date : 2011-02-13
Re: Cranberries
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:58 pm
Im moved Ringo, genuinely moved....to another thread! 
_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
- Posts : 46837
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 53
Location : Scotshobbitland
Re: Cranberries
by Radaghast Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:01 pm
I thought this was going to be about the Irish band...
_________________
The wolf one hears is worse than the orc one fears.
http://helob.deviantart.com/gallery/
https://stopthesecrecy.net/
Radaghast- Barrel-rider
- Posts : 1748
Join date : 2013-06-12
Location : The place where that thing is.
Re: Cranberries
by Gandalf's Goatee Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:27 pm
I don't know if that was Ringo channeling or a genuine poem. That's what cranberries do though, make you unsure about certain aspects of existence in a non-hallucinatory drug way. 
_________________
"A finger pointing at a star is not a star itself, it's a finger." Wisey Banks.
Gandalf's Goatee- Shireling
- Posts : 10
Join date : 2014-02-04
Age : 59
Location : Americas
Re: Cranberries
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:38 pm
And here I was thinking they just made it easier to move your bowels! 
_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
- Posts : 46837
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 53
Location : Scotshobbitland
Re: Cranberries
by azriel Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:48 pm
And ease cystitis
_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got
azriel- Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr
- Posts : 15702
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 64
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.
Re: Cranberries
by Ringdrotten Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:10 pm
I'm afraid I was channeling - some Fjordians might know whom 
_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen
Ringdrotten- Mrs Bear Grylls
- Posts : 4607
Join date : 2011-02-13
Re: Cranberries
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:56 pm
Got to be careful there Ringdrotten, I hear Channeling is infectious
_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
A Green And Pleasant Land
Compiled and annotated by Eldy.
- get your copy here for a limited period- free*
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view
*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales[/b]
the crabbit will suffer neither sleight of hand nor half-truths. - Forest
Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
- Posts : 46837
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 53
Location : Scotshobbitland
Re: Cranberries
by Ringdrotten Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:03 am
Hmm, yes, it might be dangerous 
_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen
Ringdrotten- Mrs Bear Grylls
- Posts : 4607
Join date : 2011-02-13
Re: Cranberries
by Ringdrotten Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:17 am
I once met an aussie jester
He went by the name of Banks
He liked all men to pester
Nomatter how long their shanks
With poems that did fester
In their minds like Sherman tanks
Ringo of Fjordia - "Traumatised Victim of the Horrible Banks Clan"
He went by the name of Banks
He liked all men to pester
Nomatter how long their shanks
With poems that did fester
In their minds like Sherman tanks
Ringo of Fjordia - "Traumatised Victim of the Horrible Banks Clan"
_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen
Ringdrotten- Mrs Bear Grylls
- Posts : 4607
Join date : 2011-02-13
Re: Cranberries
by Ringdrotten Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:25 am
{{{{ Bear in mind, dear Wisey, I'm as fond as I ever was of your poems, it just seems some vicious infection has taken hold of a relative of mine }}}}
}}}}_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen
Ringdrotten- Mrs Bear Grylls
- Posts : 4607
Join date : 2011-02-13
Re: Cranberries
by Hillbilly Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:04 am
Native to North America, undeniably likeable even if you don't care for their taste, eliminates competing weeds by gradually shading them out.
Last edited by Hillbilly on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 am; edited 1 time in total
Hillbilly- Burglar
- Posts : 82
Join date : 2013-01-09
Re: Cranberries
by Hillbilly Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:06 am
Native to North America, undeniably likeable even if you don't like his music, eliminates weeds by drying, crushing, rolling and smoking them one by one.
Last edited by Hillbilly on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:59 am; edited 1 time in total
Hillbilly- Burglar
- Posts : 82
Join date : 2013-01-09
Re: Cranberries
by Wisey Banks Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:42 am
forsooth,
forsighed,
forseed,
Oh to be - or not to be - as lonely as a cranberry;
As in the sky
All puffy and white
Sometimes grey...
Oh a cranberry is not a cloud --
My eyes are welled...
Rudy Kippling the Wisconsian: "Unknown Poems".
forsighed,
forseed,
Oh to be - or not to be - as lonely as a cranberry;
As in the sky
All puffy and white
Sometimes grey...
Oh a cranberry is not a cloud --
My eyes are welled...
Rudy Kippling the Wisconsian: "Unknown Poems".
_________________
Dead in One Sense
Wisey Banks- Chief Forumshire Channeller
- Posts : 257
Join date : 2011-02-14
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum