HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETTY!!

may u have a crabbit one

Hear hear! All together now!

For he's a crabbit drunk hobbit
he's a crabbit drunk hobbit
he's a crabbit drunk hooobbiiiit....
Which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny
For he's a crabbit, drunk hooooobiiiiit
Which nobody can denyyyyyy!

Here's to a really buckied birthday, Petty!
 

 Thanks- Ive already strapped myself to the buckie barrel  

HAPPY BITHDAY PETTY!!!!  

Happy Birthday from Mrs Figgs kittez

Happy birthday to the most crabbit one of all.  

Have a very crabbit birthday, Petty! {{{}}}

I tried to find a PJ pinata for you to wail on but I'm afraid the New Zealand postal service shut me down once they got wind of why I wanted one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today, I give you this key. It opens the secret door underneath the last barrel of my rasberry buckie. Open the door and jump in. You will land in my secret underground Buckie river. Please, try not to drink ALL of it:D 

I made cakez, but I eatz it


It looked like this half an hour ago.

Thank you! I fell in the buckie river whooooo!     yi lads an' lassies ur the best! A love yi guys!    whir's ma barrel?    who stole ma barrel?!!     Right yir aw claimed!  who wants some then? come oan, A'll huve the lot o' yi!      ooh, its behind me...        

Hasia is beside herself that she is not there to give you the Faerie birthday party she wants to give you. You would get to wear her best Celtic crown and wear her daddy's King Arthur costume and sit at her faerie table with all her Barbies and her baby boy Jack the bear who always has to go to the naughty seat and loves a good party. He had to spend a lot of time in the naughty chair because he superglued her darling Ming ming the puffle from ClubPenguin to her chair and cut off some of her fur.
She would bake you a mile high cake with mounds of whipped cream and strawberries and blueberries and give you very expensive gifts with our money and make you a card and kiss your sweet forehead. She thinks it is so cruel that distance prevents that
But in lieu of that dear Petty,
Happy Birthday and may something come true that you have been waiting for for a long time.
love Hasia and Leelee

Happy Birthday, Petty!!!

Wish you all the best!

Damn, I missed it! I've been away for a couple of days, so here's a belated happy birthday to you, Petty - don't get too drunk

 still drunk Ringdrotten  

But thanks to everyone-you are all wonderful folks to know, when you agree with me  

 

Oh habbity crabbity birthday to you,
Habbity crabbity birthday to you,
You look like a Scostshobbit
and you are one too!

 



{{{At this rate, he'll be older than me in no time! }}}

{{{And where's our birthday presents?  }}}

{{{{Figgs said she'd take care of the presents, I distinctly remember her saying so  Or did she just say there was a two for one wrangling deal on at her shop?  Either way Orwell I'm sure if you visit her shop your eel wont be disappointed  }}}}}

  it was 10% discount