Squach's Surprise Birthday Party!

Squach's Surprise Bithday Party!

Shhhhh! I think she might be nearly here. Shhh! Odo could you, well, kind of keep your head down? Don't look at me like that its, tall, that's all. Now quite down. What Eldo? I know your Admin but its a surprise birthday party- there is no ribbon to cut. What? That's weddings, you blow out the candles on a birthday cake you don't cut it. Now quieten down.
What now? Yes Kafria there is 'special' juice for the adults, but afterwards ok? Now everyone ready, remember as soon as she walks in we all jump out and shout "Surprise!"
Lets practice. Ready? One, two, three,
"Surprise!"
"overraskelse!"
Who was that? Ringdrotten what was that? I don't care if its Norwegian, Squach doesn't speak Norwegian. Arrgh I'm getting a crabbithead. Right are we ready? Everyone? What is it NOW!! She's standing where? Oh bugger!


Happy Birthday Squach! And um, SURPRISE!

SURPRISE! Sorry about buying you a "badminton racquet", it's just all these sports, Squach, table-tennis, badminton, bob-sleighing- they all seem the same to me! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Squachum!!

suprise!!!

and just for you








(now wheres that special juice petty?)

I've brought the 'special' drink! But I've had to 'hic' hide it. What? Where? Its in the sporran.

Awwww! Thank you! I am embracing my twelveness!

Happy Birthday, have a gr8 day at school

Good one, Petty Happy birthday! (again)

Time for cake I think!



So who wants a slice?

Birthdays come but once a year,
(Sadly, it's exactly what we old folks fear!)

Never less, Happy Birthday Squach,
(I didn't come, I lost my watch!)

And as to sharing that yummy cake,
I'm on a diet, it'll have to wait.
No plum pudding or trifle either,
Nor hot cakes or seafood peeza.

Alas, it's hard to stay healthy when you're old,
Staying young and sharp - if I may be bold -
Seems easy for you, sweet Squach; yes, easy,
Indeed, it's in the realm of easy peasy!

(Peasy should not to be confused with Peeza,
A yummy bread topped with stuff - can be all grease, Ah!,
The Italian hobbits call it Pizza, you know,
But in Needlehole that's how names blow.

Anyhow, I hope you had a lovely day,
(I think you're nice - I don't care what
They
say).


"Birthday Poem for a Young Lass" by Flotilla the Hun.

Wisey Banks

Happy birthday! That looks like a tasty cake.

Beweive eee, ip iz gogus! (swallows) Sorry, eating.
Translation: Believe me, it is gorgous! sorry, can't spell gorgeous!
Wait, i just spelt it right! I must have had a temporary brain loss. (get it all the time)
luuuuurrrrrvvvve the purpl icing!

"Sometimes the sober facts
must be sung!
Squatch on the sauce,
Who among,
All the adults,
(Yes, YOU guys!)
Are keeping watch
with protective eyes?

The girl is twelve -
Poor little Squatch -
I demand to know,
Who's keeping watch?

Boozing at such
a tender age,
It burns me up
with spitting rage!!!"

Odo Banks as quoted from a rhythmic Bugle Article on Public Morals that he nearly wrote, and still might.

Wise Odo

"Article on Public Morals that he nearly wrote, and still might."

I hope he does

I second that!

Well, I'm gratified to know that you folk are hungering for a bit of Moral Lecturing. I always knew, deep down, you wanted to cast off your Immoral habits -- and not just consuming alcohol --- all of your Impure Habits (including Thoughts). Bless Illuvatar!

And what better way to learn than at the feet of a true Master of Moralizing? Having read your life story in News of the Pure I am left in no doubt whatsoever as to your moral authority.

Hoping to see that Bugle article soon!

Hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday Squach!

Was it only yesterday? Seems like ages ago.

Orwell wrote:Was it only yesterday? Seems like ages ago.

Bless your heart, you silly goose!