Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
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Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
I thought whilst Dave was off sailing the high sea, and leaving his slurry patch a perfect bed for a drunk hobbit staggerning home of a night, that we should have a thread for any sightings of Daves ship.
So wherever he has sailed to this time lets see if we can find some sightings, newspapers, tv clips, local news reports, the sort of things big old ships turning up at dock usually appear in.
Anyone know where he was off to this time to give us a starting position?
So wherever he has sailed to this time lets see if we can find some sightings, newspapers, tv clips, local news reports, the sort of things big old ships turning up at dock usually appear in.
Anyone know where he was off to this time to give us a starting position?
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
Probably somewhere near the coast?
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Yeah, thanks Ally..... ![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
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![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
Sugar makes my kilt to perky.
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
I've already climaxed on the Peter Jackson sex thread.
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I think, for better or worse I must have missed that.... ![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
He wouldn't stop until I'd climaxed at least three times.
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I wish I hadnt read that. ![No](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/kopfschuettel.gif)
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![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship LostInSpaceCarrot_zps31f282da](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/LostInSpaceCarrot_zps31f282da.jpg)
Dave thought blending in with the Tropics was a good idea,
![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship Celery_zps7b1307ae](https://2img.net/h/i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y474/azriel59/celery_zps7b1307ae.jpg)
But even a veggie can get sea sick
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Poor Dave- I hope his sea legs are holding out! ![No](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/kopfschuettel.gif)
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Anyone know where he was off to this time to give us a starting position?
Somewhere off the coast of Washington or Oregon I believe. That's a pretty large area though.
Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
heres the ships cat
![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship Imagesvvvv_zps1abbbc96](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/imagesvvvv_zps1abbbc96.jpg)
![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship Imagesvvvv_zps1abbbc96](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/imagesvvvv_zps1abbbc96.jpg)
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
he sent this photo of the potato stones of Easter Island.
![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship Untitledvvbbbnn_zpse30d886c](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/untitledvvbbbnn_zpse30d886c.png)
![Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship Untitledvvbbbnn_zpse30d886c](https://2img.net/h/i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/cat402/untitledvvbbbnn_zpse30d886c.png)
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Somehow I don't think any sightings of anything shown above would be taken serious, so he might be hard to trace...
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Re: Ahoy there Matey- Farmer Daves ship
Ally wrote:He wouldn't stop until I'd climaxed at least three times.
This is probably my most intelligent joke of ALL TIME!
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I just got it.
I blame sleeping for an hour and a half last night.
I blame sleeping for an hour and a half last night.
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I think most people just thought I was incredibly horny last night
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It's just that Peter Jackson sex jokes come so naturally to me.
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My material can cover both well enough.
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His talent seems to be positively correlated with his weight though ... makes one think.
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