did i just spam the forum just to be ignored?

[Norc]

i thought it was like... emcouraged.. i posted real shit in the off topic section. not just carrrots.

[CC12 35]

now this is a story
all about how
the forum got flipped
upside down
so take a minute now
sit right there
and I'll tell how Nora build a chair

[Mrs Figg]

hey I noticed but you denied it it was almost as good as the Yooper affair. but not quite. sorry.

[Norc]

denied what?

[Mrs Figg]

your spam marathon

[Norc]

no.... haven't denied that .

[Mrs Figg]

[azriel]

anyone lost a sheep ?

[Eldorion]

One of mine disappeared after Halfwise came to visit. I fear for it now.

[Norc]

my french herding dog leopold can help you track it down

[azriel]

I think it could be Pettys, I heard hes digging out a specially woven kilt from an unknown source & its got most of the sheep in the vicinity VERY worried! If I see that kilt move all on its own tonight, Im off !

[halfwise]

i thought it was like... emcouraged.. i posted real shit in the off topic section. not just carrrots.

But you see, we expect you to act like Norc.

[Norc]

... what are you implying?

[RA]

it was almost as good as the Yooper affair.

Didn't he pop over in Bree briefly like two weeks ago?

[the truth]

Figgs, are women scarce and sheep nervouse in Scotts hobbitland?

[Orwell]

Who btw is Yooper?

[Orwell]

Figgs, are women scarce and sheep nervouse in Scotts hobbitland?

Sir Walter Scott's hobbitland?

[Pettytyrant101]

are women scarce- Truth

I believe if you are talking about Scots women that must be a typo and you meant -scary not scarce. In which case yes.

I can demonstrate this with a true story from the local pub at the weekened.
It involved 1 stupid male and 3 Scots lassies.
The stupid male, for reasons of buckie and being a weasel-toad of an excuse for a man, tried to smash a pint glass into the face of one of the lassies.
Her friend, trying to save her got in the way and took the glass over the forehead.
She got hold of the attacker and knocked him to the floor and proceeded in a valiant attempt to gouge his eyes out. Then opted for the more traditional head butt and repeated face punching.
The idiot males girlfriend then tried to weigh in, only for the first lassie (the one whom the pint glass was meant for originally) to flying kick the girlfriend in the face with her heels, instantly bursting the nose.
Eventually the police turned up and arrested everyone.

And they all look such lovely, sweet lassies too.

[azriel]

That, Petty, is the stuff of my dreams! only in my dreams its directed at someone else. Only dreams tho !

[CC12 35]

I DREAMED A DREAM OF CHEESE ON PIE
I FOUND IT IN THE SUPERMARKED AND THEN I PAID CORRECT MONEY 5 IT

[Amarië]

Correct money 5 it. #favoritequote <--- first time Ama the uncool uses # thingie.

[RA]

That, Petty, is the stuff of my dreams!

I think you meant stuff of legend and song

[Mrs Figg]

how ladylike

[Pettytyrant101]

Perfectly ladylike in Scotshobbitland. And only to be expected in the circumstances. He got what he deserved.

[RA]

Is the "PJ =Butchering of Tolkien's Works" thread in Bree locked or something? I see the latest reply is from petty. But I can't read any passed mine.