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Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:49 am
Happy F**king Birthday Norc!!!! 
NotP Special to follow later today.
NotP Special to follow later today.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by azriel Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:17 am
https://youtu.be/3Xpeami317s
Happy Birthday Norc !
Happy Birthday Norc !
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Eldorion Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:45 am
I hope your birthday is fucking awesome, Norc! 
Enjoy being 18. 
Enjoy being 18. 
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Amarië Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:33 am
Happy birthday Norc 1 and 2!!!
Swearing included, you say? As if saying "fucking" will do.
Here's some legendary swearing from the North of Norway. Enjoy.
Swearing included, you say? As if saying "fucking" will do.
Here's some legendary swearing from the North of Norway. Enjoy.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Norc Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:50 pm
Thank you guys!! I'm gonna go down soon, get my sister to drive me and buy beer 
I love that vid, Amarië xD
I'm gonna go down soon, get my sister to drive me and buy beer I love that vid, Amarië xD
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Elthir Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm
Happy Birthday Norc!
As for swearing, I found the following example from the Gesta Danorum.
As for swearing, I found the following example from the Gesta Danorum.
Nec Wiggoni rependendi beneficii cura defuit. Siquidem artissima voti nuncupatione pollicitus est, si Rolvonem ferro perire contingeret, ultionem se ab eius interfectoribus exacturum. (Gesta Danorum 2.6.12)
Nor was Wigg heedless to repay the kindness; for be promised, uttering a strict vow, that, if it befell Hrolfr to perish by the sword, he would himself take vengeance on his slayers (Danish History, Book II).
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:23 pm
Happy Birthday Norc!!
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Eldorion Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:25 pm
That kitten sums up Norc so well.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Mrs Figg Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:29 pm
Meanwhile somewhere in Ffyordlandia... Norc's swearing went sonic...
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:01 pm
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by David H Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:43 pm
I don't understand why perfectly wholesome Hobbit Lads have to be censored. 
Here's a carrot for your birthday present Norc. They're quite wholesome as well!
Here's a carrot for your birthday present Norc. They're quite wholesome as well!
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:50 pm
If carrots could walk that one would have difficulty! 
(I'm cringing just thinking of the chaffing! 
)
As to NotP- publishing is a strange one it seems- mens nipples are fine, ladies nipples must be censored, presumably on the basis theirs work.
(I'm cringing just thinking of the chaffing! )As to NotP- publishing is a strange one it seems- mens nipples are fine, ladies nipples must be censored, presumably on the basis theirs work.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Eldorion Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:55 pm
The NotP is a joy to read as always. Thanks for making it Petty. And happy fucking birthday again, Norc!
I'm sorry to say that my present for you is running behind schedule at the moment but I will let you know as soon as it is ready.
Thanks for making it Petty. And happy fucking birthday again, Norc!I'm sorry to say that my present for you is running behind schedule at the moment but I will let you know as soon as it is ready.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:57 pm
"Thanks for making it Petty."- Eldo
Delivering Eldo- dont go tarring me with the same brush as Pure Publications!!
Delivering Eldo- dont go tarring me with the same brush as Pure Publications!!
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:06 pm
Thats ok Eldo- I dont mind, dont mind much right now I got extra buckie for delivering this one due to 'unwholesome content'. 
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by leelee Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:07 pm
Oh,,,,,,,my,. I dont swear, but my heart loves you just the same. You can see how very very very much you are treasured here dear Norc. And in a way you probably would not see .,...well just about anyone else on earth. 
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:13 pm
I dont swear- leelee
Well you are on the perfect thread to give it a go!
Well you are on the perfect thread to give it a go!
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Norc Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:26 pm
oh, thank you guys! thank you so much, I really love the NotP <3 I am so thrilled! I bought beer today.. but the cashier was so lame he didn't ask for leg, so I had to say ask for leg! (he thought he was being nice) then I got a free bag for my beer
Also a friend brought wine. Also I had so much fun this morning watching the live stream, a really welcomed birthday present ^^ My sister has her license so we've been driving around
Eldo.. I am so looking forward to this now!
Leelee, don't worry, you know so many pretty words, it's okay ^^
Also a friend brought wine. Also I had so much fun this morning watching the live stream, a really welcomed birthday present ^^ My sister has her license so we've been driving around
Eldo.. I am so looking forward to this now!
Leelee, don't worry, you know so many pretty words, it's okay ^^
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Norc Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:28 pm
btw, did you make the headline yourself?
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Norc Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:36 pm
you guys, you know how freaking awesome it is that it says 18? --->
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:58 pm
Do you mean the 'happy fucking birthday' headline Norc?- if so I have been authorised by Angmar and Sons on behalf of the NotP to release the following statement:
'All imagery contained within or outwith an edition of Pure Publications is wholly and completely the property of Pure Publications (as named in the Companies, Properties and Consolodates Sections 1-47 and appendix c, f and g of said sections) even, or especially when any imagery may originally be the product of another, being responsible for their own oversights on imagery and who are lax enough not to employ Angmar and Sons as their lawyers. All work is therefore, under sections 42, 47 and 196 of the Unfair Use Policy subject to potential Unfair Use by all or any Pure Publications or their subsiduries.'
Or to translate into nonlawyer speak- they just googled 'Happy fucking Birthday' and stole something they liked which would save them time for more buckie drinking.
'All imagery contained within or outwith an edition of Pure Publications is wholly and completely the property of Pure Publications (as named in the Companies, Properties and Consolodates Sections 1-47 and appendix c, f and g of said sections) even, or especially when any imagery may originally be the product of another, being responsible for their own oversights on imagery and who are lax enough not to employ Angmar and Sons as their lawyers. All work is therefore, under sections 42, 47 and 196 of the Unfair Use Policy subject to potential Unfair Use by all or any Pure Publications or their subsiduries.'
Or to translate into nonlawyer speak- they just googled 'Happy fucking Birthday' and stole something they liked which would save them time for more buckie drinking.
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Re: Norcs Birthday Thread (swearing included)
by Eldorion Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:08 pm
Sounds like you had an awesome day. Being able to drive around is definitely great. I love getting to drive with my brother by ourselves. 
Now I just have to finish ... and catch up on sleep 
BTW, you're almost to 4000 posts!
Norc wrote:Eldo.. I am so looking forward to this now!
Now I just have to finish ... and catch up on sleep BTW, you're almost to 4000 posts!
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