WHY MEN SHOUD HAVE SEVEN WIVES

I think Men should have Seven Wives.

(1) There are more hands to do the housework.
(2) There would be less sexual duty over the week.
(3) There would always be someone to talk over things and undertsand your feelings, without expecting the Man to, especially after work.
(4) There could be more help with child rearing (without bothering the Man after work).
(5) There are plenty of other good reasons to have Seven Wives (including gardening).

I think women should have 7 husbands. seeing as,
1. men cant multitask.
2. are always too 'tired' to take you to the cinema/shops/whatever.....
3. are always putting off those boring jobs around the house.
4. lose everything, car keys, socks, wallets....
this way there is always a man around to house to moan at..

I'm happy to compromise, Mrs Figg.

1. Seven Wives could multi-task (to the power of 7!) Just think of the productivity gains!
2. Two women could go to the cinema/shops/whatever.... and see/get/do what they enjoyed doing (and with someone who was actually interested).
3. With Seven Wives, those boring jobs around the house could be distributed evenly (without having to annoy the Man).
4. A Man would have no need of car keys, socks, wallets... especially if two (or three) Wives went to work. (This way there would be no need for a man to moan around the house... except for perfectly valid reasons at the proper moment with one of his Wives - perhaps two).

There you go, Male Ingenuity matched to Female Endeavour. Perfect world, methinks.

Everyone should have seven dogs.
1. They are never grumpy after work
2. They never expect you to go shopping with them
3. They never lose keys, wallets, etc
4. They are always willing to listen to anything you tell them
5. They don't care where the toilet seat is, so long as the lid is open

Pure objectivity, Halfy! And yet... what about... certain things... not that I would mean to pry...

Anyway, I've gotta tootle - me Missus wants me to go shopping with her... (which is just my point exactly... )

Certain things?
I've surely got no idea what you are talking about, Orwell.

I think women should have 7 husbands only if the men were "gay"
1. "gay" men are very good at housework
2. They share womanly interests,so youde have someone to talk to
3. They enjoy shopping,especially clothes shops
4. They are imaginative & creative around the house,decorating with flowers & romantic pictures
5. They put their smelly socks IN the laundry ! (not on the floor for 3 days)
6. They give great massages !
7. You'll never be nagged for sex ! for as we know girls, with "straight" guys its hardly worth the bother of getting undressed,a bath lasts longer.

I'm quite shocked to think Gay guys would have smelly socks...

I'm starting to get a glimmer of understanding of why when a woman takes a bath it seems to take forever.

Oh,not the sock smell straight men have,that could stop a herd of rabid rhino's,more like the sweet scent of "Dior Homme" or "Givenchy Pour Homme"

or you could just go for a T.O.W.I.E metrosexual guy. you get the gay benefits but with more sausage. perfick.

What if a guy just has a metrosexual friend? Does that count, Mrs Figg?

halfwise wrote:Everyone should have seven dogs.
1. They are never grumpy after work
2. They never expect you to go shopping with them
3. They never lose keys, wallets, etc
4. They are always willing to listen to anything you tell them
5. They don't care where the toilet seat is, so long as the lid is open

this. I had six dogs once. at the same time. three grown dogs and three puppies, which eventually grew.. and not small, barking annoying dogs. Big dogs.

and dogs like sniffing ones bits.

they sniff everything. they're fucking high.

That would depend Norc what you are letting them sniff!

erm..

socks!

Trust Norc to norc a perfectly good thread.

Wheres yooper?

ELDORION PLEASE TALK TO HER. SHE'S GONE MAD WITH LONGING FOR YOOPER. IT'S SCARING NEW MEMBERS PERIOD WHAT BLOOD STOP RED HER

I IZ NORCING UR FORUMZ!!!!!!!!!

I often think of Harlem
that's where I belong
that's home
you miss youper
that's cool
but I will help you find him

*you done much singing*

~starts singing Auld Lang Syne