Hello Everyone

Orwell has been pushing boundaries with some of the more recent tales but I think he's generally stayed on the safe side of pornographic so far. To be fair, I didn't come up with the extended list; they're the standards of Forumotion.com which were the least restrictive I could find in a long night of searching when setting up a refuge for us after Dark Planet Day. I think Forumotion has been very good to us and I do my best as admin to respect their policies.

hello all you can call me truth or Al I found out about the site from Bree , I think most of you are asleep but you seem to be a fun bunch & Tolkien has been a love of mine for many years .

Asleep or drunk, both are equally likely round here Truth.

A sense of fun and a love of Tolkien- you'll get on just fine here I am sure. Just dive in and join the madness (and occasionally more serous debates on the Big Bad seious Thread and on the Tolkien threads).

somtimes I push the envelope on the fun side I hope I wont hurt anyones feelings , if I do just bash me on the head several times seems to work most times

Well if you manage to push the envelope around here I'll be impressed.
In general we are pretty good at self regulating.
Stick to the 4 main rules Eldo put the link to above, and there should never be a problem- at least its worked so far.

Yes - and always stay on the right side of pornography, Truthy! Anything else is totally unacceptable here!

{{{Never fear, Petty I'm ready for work - a rushed business twas tis true! - and I have a few minutes left to perform my Moderator duties! }}}

Oh and I should thank you Petty I used your link to start listening to the BBC LOTRs stories , youve made my day my grand children will love listening to those with me . thanks so much for posting them on Hobbit movie forum

I thought you where going to work Orwell LOL thank you too its always good to meet new middle earthlings

No problems Truth -but be warned- the BBC tend to purge them from youtube at regular intervals.

I shoud start a thread for discussing them- mmm in fact didnt I do that already a long time ago?

the truth wrote:I thought you where going to work Orwell LOL thank you too its always good to meet new middle earthlings

Tis a pleasure, my friend!

{{{Note the three {'s, Truthy. When I address anyone inside these {{{ }}}'s, it means only that the person I'm adddressing can read them. Anyhow - I say now, don't encourage Petty too much. And I only say it for his benefit - him being such a 'big head' as we say in Forumshire. You Bree folk may have a similar expession for him - 'douche bag' or similar. Anyway, if Petty - or Eldo for that matter - ever gives you any trouble, just send me an encrypted reply - you know between the {{{ }}}'s - and I'll deal with them in an appropriate mannner...most likely behind their backs. And btw I've found my 'club' for beating you about the head when necessary, as that's what you asked and I'm here to help! }}}

"Truthy" sounds strange. I'll call you 'Trudy' from now on if you don't mind, Truthy - not that I care if you mind!

Hi ho hi ho
it's off to work I go...

{{{Fookin work! }}}

Its always a pleasure to have such great service now pass that buckie Petty

I smell peppermint! (encrypted messages smell of peppermint Truth- you may have noticed the odour- its their one give away)

Anyway I am off to bed- big day tomorrow- well today actually seeing as its 4.30am here- its that time of year again the Cowal Highland Gathering and I plan on being very, very drunk for it (its the only way to enjoy bagpipe music).
I will put a link tomorrow to a street cam for anyone who wants to watch the bands march past through the town- I may even do a jig in front of the camera if Im drunk enough.

Off to work Orwell? Dont forget your club for supect beating.


"now pass that buckie Petty"- Truth
I think what you meant to say Truth was 'its my round'.

I know a girl named Trudy shes not my wife , but thats another story you can call me Al or Trudy if you like , ive found if you drink enough you will answer to about anything . {{{{{ a bad day fishing , is better than a good day at work}}}}}

Enjoy the Games, Petty! My brother is having an early birthday celebration tomorrow since he'll be back at Uni on his actual birthday so I'll likely be out for a couple of hours. Someone make sure to record Petty's jig from the webcam.

good night all

Good night, Truth! I'm glad you decided to come by Forumshire.

Welcome newbies!!
I'm the sane one. Yup.

Thank goodness you finally showed up with all your sanity!

yes thank goodness. Orwell was even more irritating than usual.

Hey I want to see that gig Petty. do you dad dance?

the truth wrote:I know a girl named Trudy shes not my wife , but thats another story you can call me Al or Trudy if you like , ive found if you drink enough you will answer to about anything . {{{{{ a bad day fishing , is better than a good day at work}}}}}

'Trudy' it is! But only because you asked so nicely!

Mrs Figg wrote:yes thank goodness. Orwell was even more irritating than usual.

Hey I want to see that gig Petty. do you dad dance?

do you dad dance....?

Is that Breelandian?

Footloose, Footloose, kick off your sunday shoes

Loose feet? Sounds like a health and safety issue that does.

Loose feet sounds like the title of a Wholesome tale, if you ask me.