God is a Woman

It was only, after all, a "projected" comment of Petty's...

It's just that namby pamby, warm and fuzzy approach that has got the world into the state it's in!

Oh does Bella say: "Oooh, it's only a projection of what The Bugle thinks he might say."

That's weak mindedness personified, my girl. And you a - supposedly - doughty Shirriff of Forumshire! I'm ashamed of you...

Now, now, Odo, calm down. She's only a girl, what do you expect?

A few weeks in a brothel would toughen her up... Did me no harm! I think Petty should be horsewhipped! (Ummm.. why are we cross with Petty - I was doin' my nails?)

The coward's too weak and cowardly to even show his face... Typical Son of a McTyrant!

Look, I know he's stuffed up badly, but surely he should be given a chance to clear his name. After all, who is to say that Lesbo's projection is accurate. We're talking about the Media here. Could be a beat up...

Beat up - smeet up! I say, let's chop off his head. I'm not saying we should kill him, but if we chopped off his head it would serve as a definite warning about what will happen to him if he were ever to repeat such iniquitous comments ever again!

That sounds like a very respectable compromise, Odo. Okay, everyone, whoever sees Petty next, please cut off his head, and don't forget to tell him that his kind of projections just won't be tolerated anymore in Forumshire. Well done, everyone. There's nothing like a robust discussion. Btw - I think God as a Woman wins. I knew She would win:-Jane

Hello I'm back- sorry I was late I was just out having a good skin full of buckie with God. Gods are so much fun when they are drunk- you know those ideas that only seem like a good idea when you're drunk? Well if you're God that results in the platypus. Oh Eru, you can't half drink. So what's been going on here then?

Just wait there --- I've got something for you -- Jane's idea, not mine....

Hmm... I must say that, if I had to vote, I'd vote for God being Male.

Well as God supposedly created me in his (ARGH, see the trap I slipped into there. I blame society) image, he must be female I suppose. But I wish I was invisible, like hi- I mean her...

Funny this topic would pop up. I was watching a video the other day and thought "Mhm, God is DEFINITELY a woman!"

Absolutely sexist!! I'll forgive them if there's a comparable topless vid of Morgana and Guinivere. That's only fair and equal.

Only fair... only fair...

Why are female Gods nearly always depicted with bare breasts?

Bear breasts? OHH, nevermind. My bad.

Have you taken up a teaching post Porgy? It, um, suits you.

this is an interesting thread, where did this pop up from? If Orwell pops his head in I am going to slap it until its pink.

Oooh! What he do Mrs Figg? Tickle your eels without permission, again.

he got all cleverclogs over in Bree, he AGREED with me, how dare he.

The cheek of him! I of course never make that mistake Mrs Figg!

I noticed.