Happy Birthday Madam Figg
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Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by azriel Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:14 pm
Happy Birthday !! Hope you have a lovely day !! 
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by halfwise Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:23 pm
Happy 88th!
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by azriel Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:33 pm
You silly billy ! 
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Forest Shepherd Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:56 pm
Have a good one Figgs.
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Bluebottle Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:19 am
Happy birthday, Figses 
Having turned 30 recently I have more memory of trying to forget, than actually forgetting, my birthday, but they are nice all the same. A set moment of time, from which you can look out at everything else
Having turned 30 recently I have more memory of trying to forget, than actually forgetting, my birthday, but they are nice all the same. A set moment of time, from which you can look out at everything else
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:14 am
{{Belated Happy Birthday Figg- I would say I forgot but you already stole that excuse and you not even drunk either 
So instead I'll just say 'Tanti auguri di cuore per il tuo compleanno. Oggi giomata di abuffate italiane, festeggia alla grande cara Mrs Figg. Buon Compleanno! ' (No me neither )
So in proper non-heathen language, 'Have a great Birthday, may your bustle always be stiff, your pussy never grow old and grey and your handbag never go floppy in your hand and always contain a half brick!'
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So instead I'll just say 'Tanti auguri di cuore per il tuo compleanno. Oggi giomata di abuffate italiane, festeggia alla grande cara Mrs Figg. Buon Compleanno! ' (No me neither ) So in proper non-heathen language, 'Have a great Birthday, may your bustle always be stiff, your pussy never grow old and grey and your handbag never go floppy in your hand and always contain a half brick!'
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Mrs Figg Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:40 pm
for you Petty it will always be a full brick. 
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Orwell Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:57 am
You know, you don’t look a day older! Well preserved, i’d Say. 
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:54 pm
{{You up to something sneaky Figg? Hiding your Edwardian roots by hiding your birthday?! Won't work I can sniff out an excuse for a celebratory buckie!! 
So Happy Birthday! 
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So Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Orwell Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:36 pm
you know what I mean...._________________
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by azriel Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:29 pm
Happy Birthday Mrs Figg !!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:33 pm
{{ Happy 94th Figg, you don't look a day past Edwardian! Hope you're having a fantastic day full of expensive Italiashire vino! }}
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by azriel Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:36 pm
When I was away floating in the great beyond, I saw this and it reminded me of you Figgles
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jan 29, 2024 10:56 pm
{{ Reminds you of her? That probably is HER sitting for it! }}
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Mrs Figg Tue Jan 30, 2024 9:42 am
thanks all, I LOVE that picture. And talking of cats my kitty is a bit bewildered because I spent my bloody birthday in hospital. I am doing a Kate Middleton and in for stomach probs. It's like staying at the world's worst Ibis hotel with added needling and drugs. 
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jan 30, 2024 9:48 am
{{ Ah, say no more Figg, having your stomach pumped? Aye, that happens to me too after my birthday. }}
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by azriel Tue Jan 30, 2024 3:47 pm
Oh no, I hope you feel better soon Mrs Figg !!
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by halfwise Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:04 pm
"Kitty"? Singular? I'm thinking what you need for your birthday is a truckload of kittens.
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defo a truckload.
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Re: Happy Birthday Madam Figg
by halfwise Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:03 pm
don't really know how to make these damn things work, but here goes.
kitten gif
https://pin.it/3zKhJ7Z4W
kitten gif
https://pin.it/3zKhJ7Z4W
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