Just...................whatever [5]

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Err.. Hey.. David.. I think a bear is eating your cranberries.

I think this is my new third bear.

azriel wrote:

Why thankyou David

there are two things i am looking forward to right now. 
1. saturday. 
why? because i'm going to get absolutely shit-faced! both papers will (hopefully) have been delivered and i won't know for like a week if i passed or not. nevermind none of the two are anywhere near finished.. the one on 4000 word should be in by friday 12:00 (noon) and the other at 2000 at midnight. fuck me... i suck at being a student. can't seem to get anything done. like saturday, after i've been to work, i will buy a bottle of Malibu, mix it with pepsi (yum!) buy at least three beers, maybe even buy some half-expensive red wine. thursday i will get money from the state. after paying the ridiculously low rent i will spend the rest on booz. no kidding. we even have the plan ready. vorspiel at this guy's place, then out and about, then nachspiel at this other dudes place. i will make out with randoms. or not so randoms. we'll see who shows up. i will not be home until like seven in the morning when the busses start going again. or i'll crash at this guy's place. this one dude. not a random though... i am not totally a slut. really. i just am in a really destructive place right now. why didn't i go for teacher. i would make an awesome teacher. i am no fucking politician or bureaucrat.  if i try weed on saturday i won't be surprised. (i won't though. honestly).

2. Shoes
i ordered some fabulous shoes. they're not shipped yet, but my fingers are crossed for next week some time. they are gorgeous. 

nothing more. not a single thing. like that's it. that's what i can think of on the top of my head. 








i wanna give up. bye. norc out.

and yes if someone want to write this godforsaken paper about how democratic Russia is, please let me know. it can be in bokmål, nynorsk, danish, swedish or english.

because i'm going to get absolutely shit-faced!- Norc

Nothing wrong with that at at your age. I was often shit-faced as a student. And shit.

'can't seem to get anything done.'

Also perfectly natural for a student- learning to panic yourself into actually doing some work is a vital part of the student experience.    Just make sure you do panic yourself into it before the deadline. And the drinking.

'vorspiel at this guy's place, then out and about, then nachspiel at this other dudes place'

Not sure I want the translation here!  

'i am not totally a slut. really. i just am in a really destructive place right now.'

You sound like a perfectly normal young person to me. Perfectly natural to explore your own sexual boundaries. But at the risk of sounding like an old fuddy-duddy do so on your own terms lass! Thats the only rule that counts- not who with or how many just everything only on your terms. Never compromise that and you'll be fine. Oh and the one about protection, remember that rule too.

Now get out there and write your papers and have some fun!

vorspiel = german = (directly) for-play = (meaning) before-party = short: vors = idea: drink and play drinking games so you'll already be pretty drunk when in town so it won't cost your house, cat, car and student-loans = actually happens: you get too drunk, either stay at the same place all night, fall asleep or dare to go out and not get in anywhere because of drunkness. everyone always agrees that vors was always the best bit.

nachspiel = german = (directly) after-play = (meaning) after-party = short: nachs = idea: when all places close, you keep the fun going. at this point the original gang is pretty thin and spread out. Some will sex it up at nachs and it is only an exuse for a place to crash while waiting for normal bus-routes. good nachs are always hard to find, people are often too drunk at this point. if you get to this part of the night and it is a good after-party then consider the night a success. unless you get laid. then everything is a sucsess. 


i panic consntantly. it has worked before. hipefully it will now too. it's just i've always been the good kid and always gotten good grades and fuck me... i don't wanna anymore. 


oh it is on my terms  and it is honeslty just this one dude whom i have known for a long time.. but enough about that...

protection is for whuss. i live on the EDGE!! MOAHAHAHAHA what's wrong with aids though.... or a baby...

my level of sarcasm is dangerously high............. . . . .  .     .     .              .              .                         .                                .

You do seem a tincy wincy bit stressed. You'll be fine, it's just school.

Well, and possibly an AIDS baby.

it's not just school though. 

besides if i fail i won't go up to exam... and well.. i am just messed up. everyone (including myself, especially myself) expect me to do great! because i've always been great at school adn life and shit.. but i am not. and i want everything to be perfect, and when it isn't (even though it doesn't have to be) i feel shit.

think i will go for the aids-baby solution.

Shit happens, and then you can try again. Scream, cry and kick something. I've always had it pretty easy in school. It was a bit of a shock when things got harder. And some things I couldn't do at all. But it's not the end of the world.

Babies are nice. You can start mommy blogs. If you are allowed to keep the AIDS baby, that is.

Thanks Amarië<3 i'll defo do that . Gotta try....

Just realized that i am 20 and if i get an aids baby no one can really tell me know cause i am not 16 and living at home !!!

Who let me be an adult !?

I'm quite enjoying the spectacle of you Norcing out. It really does help to throw things and scream. Nothing else calms you down quite as productively as trashing a room: unlike alcohol you can get right to work immediately afterwords.

Norc wrote:there are two things i am looking forward to right now. 
1. saturday. 
why? because i'm going to get absolutely shit-faced! both papers will (hopefully) have been delivered and i won't know for like a week if i passed or not. nevermind none of the two are anywhere near finished.. the one on 4000 word should be in by friday 12:00 (noon) and the other at 2000 at midnight. fuck me... i suck at being a student. can't seem to get anything done. like saturday, after i've been to work, i will buy a bottle of Malibu, mix it with pepsi (yum!) buy at least three beers, maybe even buy some half-expensive red wine. thursday i will get money from the state. after paying the ridiculously low rent i will spend the rest on booz. no kidding. we even have the plan ready. vorspiel at this guy's place, then out and about, then nachspiel at this other dudes place. i will make out with randoms. or not so randoms. we'll see who shows up. i will not be home until like seven in the morning when the busses start going again. or i'll crash at this guy's place. this one dude. not a random though... i am not totally a slut. really. i just am in a really destructive place right now. why didn't i go for teacher. i would make an awesome teacher. i am no fucking politician or bureaucrat.  if i try weed on saturday i won't be surprised. (i won't though. honestly).

2. Shoes
i ordered some fabulous shoes. they're not shipped yet, but my fingers are crossed for next week some time. they are gorgeous. 

nothing more. not a single thing. like that's it. that's what i can think of on the top of my head. 








i wanna give up. bye. norc out.

um this reminds me of how life should be at the age of 20-30. its called being young. make the most of it, it goes too quick. boys and booz.  some advice. pick good quality boys and booz. It means less hangover trauma and cystitis.

I also flunked uni TWICE because of booz and boys, once when I was 18, was having too much of a damn good time to pah! study.  got chucked out. then I tried again at 23, same thing, too many boys and boozes to be had, got chucked out, so I got married for the hell of it, got chucked out, and so on until gradually like yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars later. I decided to go back to uni. now I enjoy it and get a shit load of work done.

A cautionary tale Figg (as well as one of apparent debauchery )

I should have done it like that.

Maybe I did.

Except for the boys..

Oh, dear Norc. I don't know whether I should comment on this, I'm probably the last person that could make you feel better about things, but I will anyway.

On your mid-term (semesteroppgave); Here's the secret. They want you to pass. Firstly, these first semester mid-terms are mainly to introduce the students to academic life. They are mainly there to give the students a taste of what's to come. Secondly, the faculties only get paid for the students that pass their exams, however many students they admit. The system is geared towards you succeeding. Because that's what everyone wants. You succeeding.

If you do your best, you'll ace it. If you try, you'll pass. No problem.

That's not saying writing those things can't be completely hopeless though.

On studying; Studying higher education is kind of like deciding what you are going to do with the rest of your life, isn't it. Or at least it can feel that way. It's perfectly fine to spend some time searching for what you want to spend your life on. And it certainly does not have to be the first thing you pick. Obviously there is absolutely no harm in you going through you current course and getting a decent passing grade and that being that. It's perfectly fine having your studies as something on the side while you discover who and what you want to be. If it is what you are going to spend the rest of your life on though, your heart should be in it. And if it isn't, changing courses, like Huffjuff is thinking of, is a perfectly decent possibility. It's no big deal, if you feel you'd rather be doing something else. I did. I quit studying Nordisk after one and a half year. And if you feel you're in the wrong location, you can change that too.

I'm not saying you should. Just that no doors are closed to you.

Now, I'm not sure I should give any advice. I've been a student for a long time, and I've probably made every mistake you can. If you need any advice though, and that goes for everyone, just ask.

On drinking; I'm the last person in the world to tell you not to. If you are going to though, try to make it something positive. Because what alcohol does is strengthen whatever emotion you're feeling. Whether that is happiness, or anger, or tiredness. If you go into drinking feeling destructive, you'll just feel more destructive. (Been there, done that too.) Try to make it something positive and fun.

On boys; Hahahahaha.. Like I could give you any advice on boys. But, yeah. Just.. you wouldn't be. Nor would anyone. Because there is no such thing.

Just do what you want to do and stick to what you're comfortable with, I guess.

Because, hey, it's literally fucking complicated.

In conclusion; Do I have any general advice? Not really. Being happy seems hard. Watching Avatar seems to help though.

I'm really sorry to hear you're not doing great. Hopefully the weekend will help.