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Re: Not so crabbit now!
When I finish that longship
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Shouldn't be too long, judging from the pic of your laTest camping equipment wood chopping won't be a problem. (They are trying to ban the carrying of any knives here- with arrest on the spot, all because neds keep stabbing each other- whats the problem? Fewer neds left standing the better!)
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
Darwin had a word for that - Natural selection
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
Don't think Neds would survive long 'in the wild' unless you count mugging folk for drug money as being a hunter/gatherer!
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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I just saw Robert Plant!!!!!!!!!!!!
He played Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble On, I was screaming my head off!!!
He played Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble On, I was screaming my head off!!!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
Congrats, but I'm jealous! I remember when Led Zeppelin had their reunion concert back in 2007 and there were rumors that they were going on tour. I was so disappointed that they didn't, though I don't know if I could have afforded tickets even if something happened -- they would have probably been hundreds of dollars each.
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Probably around that mark....pretty expensive to go and see those kind of guys. A very lucky friend of mine recently spend around £150 on transport and tickets to see Robert Walter's The Wall on tour. Though she got to see David Gilmour and Nick Mason too though. Gotta love Led Zep though. The Battle of Evermore is an amazing song!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
This took the crabbit out of me (momentarily) and made me smile. Quite possibly the worst piece of childrens toy design ever. It had to be Disney.
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
oh dear!
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Kafria- Lady of Dale
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
I can't even bring myself to make further jokes about that; it just speaks for itself.
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Are you sure it's a child's toy, Mr Tyrant? (Sorry folks - one cannot let even the most obvious jokes go by without articulating at least one of them! )
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
From my local newsagents, it always makes me chuckle every time!
Woah. Apologies about the size of the image!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
I so want to go there and order 2, just so I can say "Could I have a pair of boobees please".
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
I was at the MVA (what Maryland calls the DMV, something I'm sure all of my fellow Usahobbits are painfully familiar with) earlier and got pretty crabbit when we spent over two hours on the phone and in various lines trying to figure out why our car's registration wasn't showing up in the database. But then we got it figured out and I took the driving test I was there for only two hours late, and I passed! I thought for sure I would fail since it was my first time, but I didn't, and I'm very excited and not at all crabbit anymore to be able to drive on my own now (between the hours of 5am and midnight).
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Congratulations!
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Well done Eldo!
Seatbelts and no buckie however!!
Seatbelts and no buckie however!!
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Thank you very much, guys! I just went driving by myself for the first time: went through one of my favourite back-roads through the nearby horse country till I looped around and took another road back. No buckie or Palantir usage, of course.
Re: Not so crabbit now!
This cheered me up this morning after a miserable night shift.
The Master, the God of Crabbit Scots Comedy (yes you can have crabbit comdedy!) Billy Connolly.
This definetly comes with a disclaimer- if you are religous it will probably offend, if you don't like swearing it will certainly offend (he swears like a Scotshobbit, ie continously) but apart from that just enjoy it.
And what he does best, just telling a little story.
The Master, the God of Crabbit Scots Comedy (yes you can have crabbit comdedy!) Billy Connolly.
This definetly comes with a disclaimer- if you are religous it will probably offend, if you don't like swearing it will certainly offend (he swears like a Scotshobbit, ie continously) but apart from that just enjoy it.
And what he does best, just telling a little story.
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Haven't seen the vids yet (will do when I have time!), but hasn't Billy Connolly recorded a version of Flower of Scotland?
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Congrats on getting your license Eldo! I can get mine in a couple days on my birthday, but because of that surgery I had, I"m a little short on hours. Nontheless! I am a VERY good driver! And I promise I will never be under the influence of Buckie while I drive! (Though I might not be able to stop people from slipping things into my drinks which seems to happen much to often here!!!)
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
"I might not be able to stop people from slipping things into my drinks"-Tin
You need to get Beren to take you to a better class of bar!
You need to get Beren to take you to a better class of bar!
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Re: Not so crabbit now!
Something that is making me uncrabbit:
Ever since one day I complained of being clumsy at my job, my manager has been trying to teach me to juggle. I've been working on it for a while, and today I managed to catch three balls several times in a row, rather than having to chase them as they roll all over the place like I usually do. Finally.
Ever since one day I complained of being clumsy at my job, my manager has been trying to teach me to juggle. I've been working on it for a while, and today I managed to catch three balls several times in a row, rather than having to chase them as they roll all over the place like I usually do. Finally.
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Baingil, you're not a neuro-surgeon by any chance, I hope!
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