Dwarves in Pepperland!
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Dwarves in Pepperland!
by jon Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:25 pm
This just in from New Zealand!:
Warner Brothers has just signed a contract with the Tolkien Estate and the last two surviving Beatles to begin work on a new sequel to the Lord of the Rings: Dwarves in Pepperland! The new movie is set long years after the conclusion of the War of the Ring and features as the main character a female descendant of Samwise Gamgee who stows away on a ship commissioned by a wealthy Dwarvish merchant from the Ered Luin in search of the now submerged lost treasure of Menegroth. They set out from the Grey Havens and are lost at sea in a storm finding themselves afterwards adrift on the Sea of Green. After many adventures in the Seas of Time, Monsters and Holes the find themselves in Pepperland and are guided back home by the elderly Sgt. Pepper.
Stars: Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn and Lila Nelson.
Warner Brothers has just signed a contract with the Tolkien Estate and the last two surviving Beatles to begin work on a new sequel to the Lord of the Rings: Dwarves in Pepperland! The new movie is set long years after the conclusion of the War of the Ring and features as the main character a female descendant of Samwise Gamgee who stows away on a ship commissioned by a wealthy Dwarvish merchant from the Ered Luin in search of the now submerged lost treasure of Menegroth. They set out from the Grey Havens and are lost at sea in a storm finding themselves afterwards adrift on the Sea of Green. After many adventures in the Seas of Time, Monsters and Holes the find themselves in Pepperland and are guided back home by the elderly Sgt. Pepper.
Stars: Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, Aimee Mann, Michael Penn and Lila Nelson.
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:31 pm
I could actually believe that. 
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by azriel Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:31 pm
what ? Oh god 
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by Amarië Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:33 pm
Just a year or two ago I'd roll my eyes and think "yeah, as if...", now it sounds rather plausible.
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by azriel Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:45 pm
Not you as well Amarië ? Think negative vibes you lot or this madness WILL happen !
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by Orwell Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:49 pm
Tolkien and the Beates (or at least half of them) together in one gladsom mix! My dreams come true! Hurrah!
BTW I've got no smilee things and my every move and post is taking about a minute to load. I've had enough I tells ya!
Better be fixed by time I get home from work --- or I'll have Eldo's head on a plate I tells ya.
I assume it's the Admn's fault -- and I can't even post an angry smilee thing to emphasize my disappointment! Grrrrrrrrr!
BTW I've got no smilee things and my every move and post is taking about a minute to load. I've had enough I tells ya!
Better be fixed by time I get home from work --- or I'll have Eldo's head on a plate I tells ya.
I assume it's the Admn's fault -- and I can't even post an angry smilee thing to emphasize my disappointment! Grrrrrrrrr!
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:03 pm
A few of us have had this problem over the last week Orwell, oddly it seems not at the same time however.
I did note it seemed to start for me when firefox last updated.
I did note it seemed to start for me when firefox last updated.
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by jon Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:06 pm
New press release on this subject:
Apparently they originally intended to make it a single film but now the screenwriters say they have enough material for three.
Apparently they originally intended to make it a single film but now the screenwriters say they have enough material for three.
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Re: Dwarves in Pepperland!
by azriel Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:46 pm
Holy mother of God, and for those not religious..... fuck-a-duck-a-doo
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